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Post by Admin on Feb 5, 2018 22:35:07 GMT
It's...
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Post by scubar on Feb 5, 2018 22:38:19 GMT
Not yet it’s not. They kick you out of Spoons early tonight?
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Post by lonewolf on Feb 6, 2018 7:46:34 GMT
A militant vegan has stated on air that cows are raped as they
"Are artificially inseminted by putting a fist in the cows anus"
If the farmer is fisting the cows anus, I dont think he is doing it to increase the size of his herd.
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 6, 2018 7:50:21 GMT
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 6, 2018 7:55:41 GMT
Phoneblog:
Lost a big post there as EE are a terrible phone network. Probably for the best. Their name is the biggest misnomer I've ever known. I'm on a friends and family deal but the discount keeps dropping year on year. If vodaphone still give my work 25% discount come Nov I'm jumping.
Games: shockingly bad show at GTA. Stunk the place out and that's saying something in that game.
TV. Got Gomorra for the 2nd train.
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Feb 6, 2018 8:01:52 GMT
A militant vegan has stated on air that cows are raped as they "Are artificially inseminted by putting a fist in the cows anus" If the farmer is fisting the cows anus, I dont think he is doing it to increase the size of his herd. Your post shows a complete lack of understanding of modern agricultural methods, and simply served to highlight the sort of intense stupidity that farmers encounter from armchair pundits who forget to think before they open their mouth. But with a full and frank apology that you’re about to give us this morning I’m sure you can dig yourself out of this rather ugly hole. "With the glove on your non-dominant hand, you put that lubricated hand into the cows’ rectum. This allows you to feel through the rectal lining to feel the reproductive tract of the female. Here, you feel to find the cervix of the female; I would liken it to the feel of a turkey neck. You insert the semen gun into the vagina of the female with your dominant hand. Your goal is to get the gun through the cervix and deposit the semen at the base of the uterine horns." |
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Post by amipal on Feb 6, 2018 8:02:16 GMT
Morning all!
Last night I sat down in front of Disco with a glass of Pursers rum, and a bowl full of yorkshires. The latter was a definite need, so much so that I went to the kitchen and made a batch. Yorkshires as a snack? You betcha.
After the rather good Disco, I then switched to a not-awful episode of Enterprise. Four stars.
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Post by lonewolf on Feb 6, 2018 8:18:43 GMT
A militant vegan has stated on air that cows are raped as they "Are artificially inseminted by putting a fist in the cows anus" If the farmer is fisting the cows anus, I dont think he is doing it to increase the size of his herd. Your post shows a complete lack of understanding of modern agricultural methods, and simply served to highlight the sort of intense stupidity that farmers encounter from armchair pundits who forget to think before they open their mouth. But with a full and frank apology that you’re about to give us this morning I’m sure you can dig yourself out of this rather ugly hole. "With the glove on your non-dominant hand, you put that lubricated hand into the cows’ rectum. This allows you to feel through the rectal lining to feel the reproductive tract of the female. Here, you feel to find the cervix of the female; I would liken it to the feel of a turkey neck. You insert the semen gun into the vagina of the female with your dominant hand. Your goal is to get the gun through the cervix and deposit the semen at the base of the uterine horns." You learn something everyday. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 6, 2018 8:28:31 GMT
A militant vegan has stated on air that cows are raped as they "Are artificially inseminted by putting a fist in the cows anus" If the farmer is fisting the cows anus, I dont think he is doing it to increase the size of his herd. Your post shows a complete lack of understanding of modern agricultural methods, and simply served to highlight the sort of intense stupidity that farmers encounter from armchair pundits who forget to think before they open their mouth. But with a full and frank apology that you’re about to give us this morning I’m sure you can dig yourself out of this rather ugly hole. "With the glove on your non-dominant hand, you put that lubricated hand into the cows’ rectum. This allows you to feel through the rectal lining to feel the reproductive tract of the female. Here, you feel to find the cervix of the female; I would liken it to the feel of a turkey neck. You insert the semen gun into the vagina of the female with your dominant hand. Your goal is to get the gun through the cervix and deposit the semen at the base of the uterine horns." What about obtaining the semen in the first place? It is my understanding, based on drunken pub banter, that an artificial female cow rear end is used and a nervous bloke with a bucket sits inside whilst a bull goes at it like a good 'un. |
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Feb 6, 2018 8:34:10 GMT
]What about obtaining the semen in the first place? It is my understanding, based on drunken pub banter, that an artificial female cow rear end is used and a nervous bloke with a bucket sits inside whilst a bull goes at it like a good 'un. Wait...I'm meant to be using BULL semen? I need to speak to my boss. I've made some mistakes.... |
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 6, 2018 8:41:15 GMT
*shakes head*
This place...
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Post by Pyjakson on Feb 6, 2018 8:55:23 GMT
]What about obtaining the semen in the first place? It is my understanding, based on drunken pub banter, that an artificial female cow rear end is used and a nervous bloke with a bucket sits inside whilst a bull goes at it like a good 'un. Wait...I'm meant to be using BULL semen? I need to speak to my boss. I've made some mistakes.... Minotaurs are not mistakes. |
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Post by stxdpr on Feb 6, 2018 9:04:00 GMT
Zeus Reproductive services, leading the way with novel techniques and results that mostly speak for themselves.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 6, 2018 9:05:58 GMT
We have students wearing white masks on our high street each Saturday with laptops showing cows being mistreated, slaughtered etc...I'm sure the guys are the only doing it to get laid, but the girls seem really into it. I think the rape thing has come up to (of the cows that is).
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Post by amipal on Feb 6, 2018 9:09:15 GMT
We have students wearing white masks on our high street each Saturday with laptops showing cows being mistreated, slaughtered etc...I'm sure the guys are the only doing it to get laid, but the girls seem really into it. I think the rape thing has come up to (of the cows that is). KKK? |
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Post by stxdpr on Feb 6, 2018 9:11:57 GMT
We have students wearing white masks on our high street each Saturday with laptops showing cows being mistreated, slaughtered etc...I'm sure the guys are the only doing it to get laid, but the girls seem really into it. I think the rape thing has come up to (of the cows that is). I thought students usually had their parties in halls or stumbling around clubs, unless they are still going from the night before? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 6, 2018 9:14:53 GMT
We have students wearing white masks on our high street each Saturday with laptops showing cows being mistreated, slaughtered etc...I'm sure the guys are the only doing it to get laid, but the girls seem really into it. I think the rape thing has come up to (of the cows that is). I thought students usually had their parties in halls or stumbling around clubs, unless they are still going from the night before? They're protesting. Sitting around the centre of the high street with laptops and banners about cows and how evil we are for eating meat. They wear these weird white masks with holes for eyes. |
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Post by cobblers on Feb 6, 2018 9:25:20 GMT
Paper plates?
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Post by lonewolf on Feb 6, 2018 9:25:38 GMT
They wear these weird white masks with holes for eyes. Isnt that just a basic mask? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 6, 2018 9:29:16 GMT
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Post by Conchord on Feb 6, 2018 9:42:34 GMT
Morning!
MHW. Killed a pink dragon. Also had two monsters fuck off whilst nearly dead, the big red dog and the bombing cobra dragon thing. Fuckers. I was not happy.
TV, caught up with McMafia and watched the new X Files (UK new, not US new). McMafia was ok, bit better than previous episodes. X Files was possibly one of the worst episodes I've seen.
Edit: Militant vegan chat. They can all fuck off. Steak and bacon are far too nice to give up.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2018 10:08:42 GMT
Morning! MHW. Killed a pink dragon. Also had two monsters fuck off whilst nearly dead, the big red dog and the bombing cobra dragon thing. Fuckers. I was not happy. TV, caught up with McMafia and watched the new X Files (UK new, not US new). McMafia was ok, bit better than previous episodes. X Files was possibly one of the worst episodes I've seen. Edit: Militant vegan chat. They can all fuck off. Steak and bacon are far too nice to give up. Why are you playing MHW!? I am alone in the valley... HAVING THE BEST TIME! I'm in fall at the moment, with a big house (well a kitchen now anyway..) and have a barn and coop. I've also reached the bottom of the mine and have a girlfriend. Who wants to touch me? |
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Post by Conchord on Feb 6, 2018 10:20:51 GMT
Why are you playing MHW!? I am alone in the valley... HAVING THE BEST TIME! I'm in fall at the moment, with a big house (well a kitchen now anyway..) and have a barn and coop. I've also reached the bottom of the mine and have a girlfriend. Who wants to touch me? Haha! I needed a break from it and Monster Hunter has certainly provided me with that. I'll return to get the plat next time I hit a gaming funk, of that I have no doubt. I think I left it in Summer year 2 with a few hundred grand in the bank and on to get everything done towards the plat that I can in one play through. I'm still not keen on going back through to go down the Joja Mart route though, not for starting again, but for going down the dirty path. |
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Post by shotput82 on Feb 6, 2018 10:30:31 GMT
Morning all,
Gaming - some more Rune Factory 4 on the 3DS
University - big assignment finished and handed in last week. Three months to go before it's all finished.
TV - McMafia, some mst3k and finished the good place. Also only connect / university challenge last night. Was it always two wins in the quarters to reach the semis or are they just stringing it out now.
Broken mobile phones - 1. Hence the lack of poor quality contributions to the discussion of the day from me.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2018 10:34:22 GMT
Broken mobile phones - 1. Hence the lack of poor quality contributions to the discussion of the day from me. Big improvement if you ask me. Only joking, cheese sandwich? |
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