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Post by Shenguin on Aug 6, 2020 11:45:11 GMT
Morning Everyone!
I revived Sheep three times in one Fortnite game last night. He rewarded me by driving at high speed into a hail of bullets, and then had to revive me. A pretty remarkable display of incompetence, even for Sheep.
OTTM: I am three and a bit days into my job. I didn't bother turning up until 10am this morning. I was slightly hung over, not for the first time this week. Top banana.
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Post by scamander on Aug 6, 2020 11:48:41 GMT
Caesar the no drama Llama. Impressive instagram.4 stars.
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 6, 2020 11:52:30 GMT
Games: Fall Guys. I've never raged so hard at such a brightly coloured game for children and the feeble minded.
I see Cup Head is on ps4 now, no fucking way would I dare to play that, every vein in my forehead would burst at once.
OTTM: I've been given one of those "opportunity" promotions at work, by which they mean no more money, more responsibilities, and maybe...maybe we might give you a real promotion at some point, but if you fuck up we'll skin you alive. Congratulations!
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 6, 2020 12:48:04 GMT
Morning Everyone! I revived Sheep three times in one Fortnite game last night. He rewarded me by driving at high speed into a hail of bullets, and then had to revive me. A pretty remarkable display of incompetence, even for Sheep. OTTM: I am three and a bit days into my job. I didn't bother turning up until 10am this morning. I was slightly hung over, not for the first time this week. Top banana. I didn't drive in to the hail of bullets. I was unhurt. I drove you in to the hail of bullets. There is a difference. I am not sure you fully understood or appreciated the difference. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 6, 2020 12:49:11 GMT
Games: Fall Guys. I've never raged so hard at such a brightly coloured game for children and the feeble minded. I see Cup Head is on ps4 now, no fucking way would I dare to play that, every vein in my forehead would burst at once. OTTM: I've been given one of those "opportunity" promotions at work, by which they mean no more money, more responsibilities, and maybe...maybe we might give you a real promotion at some point, but if you fuck up we'll skin you alive. Congratulations! So the millennial has found a better job then. |
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Post by amipal on Aug 6, 2020 14:20:43 GMT
What are you people doing to draw attention from management for "promotions"?
Aren't we all doing a half-arsed job?
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Post by Destry on Aug 6, 2020 14:31:55 GMT
I used to do a half-arsed job.
Now I keep my arse (and the rest of me) well away from anything you could describe as work.
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 6, 2020 14:47:52 GMT
What are you people doing to draw attention from management for "promotions"? Aren't we all doing a half-arsed job? Melvazord hasn't accidentally released any viruses from the lab for months. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 6, 2020 17:07:29 GMT
We have lots of meetings at work now. We also have a lot of meetings about upcoming meetings and then also meetings about meetings which have just taken place. Worst of all are unofficial catchup calls and other quick "on same page" calls which sometimes have 3 people and therefore also qualify as fucking meetings.
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Post by amipal on Aug 6, 2020 19:04:50 GMT
Shit. That chateaux programme is on again.
#pray4amipal
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 6, 2020 19:20:51 GMT
Shit. That chateaux programme is on again. #pray4amipal I noticed it was on the listings earlier, but I'm a forgetful shit, so didn't forewarn you. Sorry. |
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Post by amipal on Aug 6, 2020 19:37:34 GMT
I think BDT is going to hit hard this evening.
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 6, 2020 20:22:00 GMT
Do you know why there are no predatory trees?
Their bark is worse than their bite.
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 6, 2020 20:51:25 GMT
Redwood Redemption 2
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 6, 2020 20:53:50 GMT
The Mock Orange Box
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 6, 2020 21:00:40 GMT
In case Shenguin and Sheep have forgotten what a duo win looks like, this was my second game tonight...
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 6, 2020 21:55:25 GMT
Games: Fall Guys. I've never raged so hard at such a brightly coloured game for children and the feeble minded. I see Cup Head is on ps4 now, no fucking way would I dare to play that, every vein in my forehead would burst at once. OTTM: I've been given one of those "opportunity" promotions at work, by which they mean no more money, more responsibilities, and maybe...maybe we might give you a real promotion at some point, but if you fuck up we'll skin you alive. Congratulations! So the millennial has found a better job then. That wee cunt was dropped from a great height into another team about a year ago. Oh aye, he's great, you fucking take him. He's now handed in his notice to go and become a teacher. Poor bastard kids won't learn a damn thing |
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 6, 2020 22:19:41 GMT
Oakemon Go
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 6, 2020 22:25:55 GMT
I had a Fortnite Solo win tonight. I'm not so crass as to post a video or screenshot of it though. Then I played a few Duo games with Sheep. He dragged me down a bit, and we didn't get a win. I don't think we've had a Duo win since Sunday, gah.
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 6, 2020 22:36:39 GMT
Ash Bandicoot
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Post by tenthenemy on Aug 6, 2020 22:50:28 GMT
The Elder Tree Scrolls (too obvious)
Ori and the Willow of the Wisp
The World Ends With Yew
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Post by RollingEscargot on Aug 6, 2020 22:55:22 GMT
Horash Goes Skiing
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Post by tenthenemy on Aug 6, 2020 23:01:52 GMT
No Sycamore Heroes
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Post by Felice Landry on Aug 6, 2020 23:03:40 GMT
I assume the various Fortnite braggarts players here are sorted into games that reflect their age group?
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 6, 2020 23:11:06 GMT
Speltrunky
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