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Post by Chumbles on Sept 10, 2020 8:58:03 GMT
there's certainly a gap in the market for another three word catchphrase to beat Corona with. SIX GO WILD? SICK SIX SEX |
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 10, 2020 9:18:26 GMT
And not just yourself either. You fell into my trap, well done. |
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Post by lazybones on Sept 10, 2020 9:42:27 GMT
hello
I didn't watch Anchorman 2 or 'When we were heroes'(?) Was that the other one?
I cooked a delicious curry, watched two episodes of 'Cobra Kai', consumed two bottles full of Belgian beer then had two ouzo sours.
It was nice.
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 10, 2020 9:58:48 GMT
Had a quick blast on Days Gone last night. Took out another bandit camp. Helped out two chaps that had been tied up ready for murdering and got some sweet 'trust' points. Not much else. Other than RDR2, it's the only other game that has noticeably made my PS4 Pro sound like a jet plane taking off. I don't know why. Probably something to do with what I do to myself after sunset.
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 10, 2020 10:00:26 GMT
And not just yourself either. Shut up and dance for me |
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 10, 2020 10:11:59 GMT
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 10, 2020 10:16:37 GMT
Would you want a robot to be your relative's carer?
No
Have you met my relatives? That poor robot. Time to die
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Post by lazybones on Sept 10, 2020 10:20:10 GMT
I'm drinking more of that smoooooth coffee.
Kenya Peaberry
Ask for it by name.
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Post by stxdpr on Sept 10, 2020 10:26:18 GMT
Not reading all that, was it worth it? Is the track and trace thing up and working now, did they just give up on using phones and GPS?
Seeing as the Tories couldn't manage to follow any of their previous rules and they deliberately plan on breaking international law is this six people thing going to happen?
I feel we should form a professional darts team as team training for sports is still going.
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 10, 2020 10:34:13 GMT
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 10, 2020 10:37:11 GMT
Yes the track and trace app has been fully working since 1 June as prosed repeatedly.
Anyone who hasn't already downloaded it is a traitor and probably a communist.
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 10, 2020 10:42:38 GMT
I was intrigued by the use of 'moonshot' and 'a Manhattan Project-type approach to delivering the level of innovation/pace required to make this possible"
The Moon landings were a US/ former Nazis project with effectively no input from the UK.
The Manhattan Project did feature extensive input from the UK, particularly at the start in the area f technical expertise. However it was a US project and the USA refused to share either bombs or general nuclear technology with the UK (Or anyone else) at the end of it.
So it looks like the government is committing us to waiting for the USA to develop something which won't benefit us.
Edit: The big G did not like, or perhaps did not understand, me referring to the Apollo project relying on Nazi technology developed by Nazi scientists.
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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 10, 2020 10:42:57 GMT
Dirk Benedict wasn't a Happy Bunny. By the look of this rant on the mobile phone app and on his website, not only was he not a Happy Bunny, he also was someone who didn't know how to format. All women want is a justified right margin. |
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 10, 2020 11:00:51 GMT
Dirk Benedict wasn't a Happy Bunny. By the look of this rant on the mobile phone app and on his website, not only was he not a Happy Bunny, he also was someone who didn't know how to format. All women want is a justified right margin. You need MrTiddles , err Raylan Givens...  He'll justify your right margin at the drop of his hat... |
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Post by Faceless on Sept 10, 2020 11:23:26 GMT
Good morning,
I literally don't have the first fucking clue what any of you are on about.
No games.
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 10, 2020 11:29:35 GMT
My finger still hurts, wanker cat. I bought some prawns from a large chain store earlier. "No, you may not have any Fuzzles". I expect that this is similar to how Shenguin talks to the children who are not his. |
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Post by amipal on Sept 10, 2020 11:33:30 GMT
I like the 'new' BSG. #UpYoursBenedict I love it. |
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Post by scamander on Sept 10, 2020 11:33:49 GMT
My finger still hurts, wanker cat. I bought some prawns from a large chain store earlier. If you sit on your finger it'll go numb and the cat will think it's someone else. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 10, 2020 11:52:46 GMT
Dirk's Wikipedia entry is an interesting read. There was a time – I know I was there – when men were men, women were women, and women were left to hold the baby. Oh, sorry, Dirk actually put that differently: " Men hand out cigars.
Women `hand out' babies." Dirk certainly liked putting his cigar about in those days. " Women are from Venus. Men are from Mars. Hamlet does not scan as Hamletta." Far be it from me to throw shade on Mr. Benedict's acting skills, but maybe the problem was that he just didn't quite have the range? Whoops. Those critics were probably all feminists. Anyway, Dirk, sorry to hear about those " metro-sexual money-men( )who create formulas to guarantee profit margins." Really, this sucks. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 10, 2020 11:56:19 GMT
there's certainly a gap in the market for another three word catchphrase to beat Corona with. has won this. |
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 10, 2020 12:00:09 GMT
My finger still hurts, wanker cat. I bought some prawns from a large chain store earlier. "No, you may not have any Fuzzles". I expect that this is similar to how Shenguin talks to the children who are not his. I bought some prawns earlier too. From the co-op. And some noodles and veg. Stir Fry tonight! Yeah baby. |
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 10, 2020 12:00:30 GMT
'FOOKIN PRAWNS'
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Post by amipal on Sept 10, 2020 12:04:48 GMT
I was intrigued by the use of 'moonshot' and 'a Manhattan Project-type approach to delivering the level of innovation/pace required to make this possible" The Moon landings were a US/ former Nazis project with effectively no input from the UK. The Manhattan Project did feature extensive input from the UK, particularly at the start in the area f technical expertise. However it was a US project and the USA refused to share either bombs or general nuclear technology with the UK (Or anyone else) at the end of it. Bloody Yanks. Maybe it should be called Operation Concorde - after all, that was the British moon programme. |
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 10, 2020 12:17:27 GMT
Operation Polished Turd.
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 10, 2020 12:38:52 GMT
I guess SOME ENCHANTED EVENING is unlikely... "Across a crowded room" will cost you cash money and a chance of catching something nastier than the clap, as in |
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