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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 22, 2020 14:42:28 GMT
So from Baby birthday to cheese, seems appropriate.
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 22, 2020 14:50:31 GMT
Baby - Babybel - real cheese
It's a very simple path. Just follow your nose.
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 22, 2020 15:48:18 GMT
I am now in possession of a slighty soiled XBox One (500gb). It's currently doing 'updates'.
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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 22, 2020 15:58:14 GMT
I still can't get over how clever and well behaved this virus is. Not only can it count to six, it can also tell the time and will not bother you before 10 p.m. Confession: I have just pre-ordered two of these overpriced babies. I am weak. They are for the grandchildren. (They aren't)
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2020 16:11:56 GMT
This is why you need a cheese fridge.
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 22, 2020 16:29:20 GMT
I still can't get over how clever and well behaved this virus is. Not only can it count to six, it can also tell the time and will not bother you before 10 p.m. Confession: I have just pre-ordered two of these overpriced babies. I am weak. They are for the grandchildren. (They aren't)
The next question for viewers is: which two? And as much as I trust Tent Hen, this statement: "They are for the grandchildren." seems a touch disingenuous. |
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 22, 2020 16:55:07 GMT
You really need Epoisses De Bourgogne for the full my fridge smells like a rotting drain experience. Either that or leave a whole load of salad bits in there for a year. I had a cheese made with Chimay once that smelled astonishingly rank. Tasted good though. The last Epoisses announced its imminent final corruption one night by starting to writhe about like a tiny Dr Banner morphing into a diminutive Hulk. Having the strongest stomach, I was deputed to run down the length of a 60' garden and hoy the writhing, mass into the Paddock Hill Field. When I got back the bastards had finished the port. It should not be fridged, so you have to eat it in the short time it goes frim ripe to buying tickets for the Flight of the Bluebottles. It's a nerve racking experience buying an Epoisses De Bourgogne for a dinner party - timing is everything! |
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 22, 2020 17:00:06 GMT
Secondary question, if a person goes down town to buy some essential food things and then has a brief break in a public house* to chill for a bit, is it reasonable if after 4 hours, said person comes back, with 3 bouquets of roses from Marks and Spencer and the recipient of said flowers says: "put them in water" and then goes about their business without acknowledging the loveliness of the flowers?
*with good Covid-19 safe guards.
<edit>asking for a friend.
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 22, 2020 17:07:29 GMT
I still can't get over how clever and well behaved this virus is. Not only can it count to six, it can also tell the time and will not bother you before 10 p.m. Confession: I have just pre-ordered two of these overpriced babies. I am weak. They are for the grandchildren. (They aren't)
And if you're out spending money you can't get infected. Science! |
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 22, 2020 17:16:57 GMT
Secondary question, if a person goes down town to buy some essential food things and then has a brief break in a public house* to chill for a bit, is it reasonable if after 4 hours, said person comes back, with 3 bouquets of roses from Marks and Spencer and the recipient of said flowers says: "put them in water" and then goes about their business without acknowledging the loveliness of the flowers? *with good Covid-19 safe guards. <edit>asking for a friend. What have you done wrong that you had to buy flowers? |
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 22, 2020 17:18:13 GMT
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 22, 2020 17:21:46 GMT
Secondary question, if a person goes down town to buy some essential food things and then has a brief break in a public house* to chill for a bit, is it reasonable if after 4 hours, said person comes back, with 3 bouquets of roses from Marks and Spencer and the recipient of said flowers says: "put them in water" and then goes about their business without acknowledging the loveliness of the flowers? *with good Covid-19 safe guards. <edit>asking for a friend. What have you done wrong that you had to buy flowers? Who said this was me? Also I* have bought flowers for someone without doing anything wrong. I assume you haven't? *yes me. |
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 22, 2020 17:33:16 GMT
I am now in possession of a slighty soiled XBox One (500gb). It's currently doing 'updates'. What game is first on the agenda? |
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Post by Faceless on Sept 22, 2020 17:34:49 GMT
Buying flowers is a good way to get credit in the bank when you know you're planning on doing something wrong.
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 22, 2020 17:34:58 GMT
Still doing extra 'updates'.
Dear Bill, I would like to play a fucking game at some point.
Ta.
Tids.
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 22, 2020 17:35:27 GMT
One bunch - fine
Two bunches - BOGOF, again fine
THREE! bunches - *MASSIVE KLAXON*
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 22, 2020 17:35:59 GMT
I am now in possession of a slighty soiled XBox One (500gb). It's currently doing 'updates'. What game is first on the agenda? Forza 6, I hope to play it some time this year. |
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 22, 2020 17:36:29 GMT
I am now in possession of a slighty soiled XBox One (500gb). It's currently doing 'updates'. What game is first on the agenda? Plum Stamper 8? |
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 22, 2020 17:40:09 GMT
One bunch - fine Two bunches - BOGOF, again fine THREE! bunches - *MASSIVE KLAXON* You forgot to factor in the 4 hours of alcohol, nuanced judgement goes out of the window, or so I'm told. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Sept 22, 2020 17:44:15 GMT
Surely it depends on whether there is a garage between the pub and your house?
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 22, 2020 17:44:33 GMT
also also, sometimes a person can just be nice for the sake of being nice.
Which, ironically, this place has shown lots of times.
Go home, you've had enough.
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 22, 2020 19:28:31 GMT
I have bought flowers without having done or planning to do anything wrong, yes.
The reaction was what have you done wrong?
I have also been nice unprompted. Again this usually attracts unjustified cynicism.
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 22, 2020 19:42:33 GMT
I also feel Felice doth protest too much. By which I mean at all.
We all know it would be better to confess, hug it out (virtually) , then start tomorrow with a clean conscience.
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 22, 2020 19:51:11 GMT
After all, tomorrow is another day
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 22, 2020 19:53:59 GMT
Frankly my dear I don't give a damn?
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