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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Sept 24, 2020 12:45:11 GMT
How many dogs could you buy with a Tory MP's salary? I would guess a lot.
Perhaps a metaphor for..... Good morning!
Video games - been on the TFT since the new season started, not been doing well as the new update actually requires a level of competence above none whatsoever. Still, it passes the time.
OTTM - Whats the cheapest dog?
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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 24, 2020 12:46:19 GMT
How often are people using the old "Internet not working/It issues" excuse to get out of Teams calls? I'd like to answer that question, but my internet isn't working. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 24, 2020 12:54:04 GMT
How many dogs could you buy with a Tory MP's salary?
None.
I fucking hate dogs.
Especially the nicer ones. They are like the nicer Tories. Just there to act as PR for the real shits
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Post by Deleted on Sept 24, 2020 12:57:29 GMT
Hands up who, when Sheep was talking about Hamilton, thought he was on about the Musical?
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Sept 24, 2020 12:59:22 GMT
27 Shiba Inus, 67.5 labradors (if you are prepared to cut corners), or 95.3 pugs (again on a budget).
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Post by amipal on Sept 24, 2020 13:02:57 GMT
Dog's got no reason to live.
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Post by Faceless on Sept 24, 2020 13:06:58 GMT
Dogs are like horses. The best place for them is in a microwave readymeal.
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 24, 2020 13:11:31 GMT
Hands up who, when Sheep was talking about Hamilton, thought he was on about the Musical? Know your audience At worst they would have thought of Billy Hamilton, Burnley and Oxford player in the 1980s. |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Sept 24, 2020 13:12:03 GMT
If the pugs are all functioning, going by Shenguin's estimate of 1000 sniffs a day, that would mean retiring Matt Hancock would add an extra 100,000 tests a day, well on the way to Boris' 500,000 a day.
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 24, 2020 13:13:46 GMT
It's easier to park a car than a dog. |
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 24, 2020 13:17:14 GMT
And taking one for a walk isn't that easy, either ... |
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Post by lazybones on Sept 24, 2020 13:37:29 GMT
I just played Football Manager over my lunch. Beaten 8-1. Awful ... My team's gone to pieces. I swear I'm getting relegated - from the Vanarama National League North.
I don't know what to do.
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Post by amipal on Sept 24, 2020 13:42:19 GMT
Dog's got no reason to live. I do like dogs, by the way, even though I'm more of a cat man. That was a quote from Generation Kill, by the way. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Sept 24, 2020 13:47:14 GMT
I just played Football Manager over my lunch. Beaten 8-1. Awful ... My team's gone to pieces. I swear I'm getting relegated - from the Vanarama National League North. I don't know what to do. Croatia formation circa 2007 innit. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Sept 24, 2020 13:48:40 GMT
Kid 2 no longer sleeps through the night. She was loudly awake at 11 p.m., 1 a.m. and 4.30 a.m. I am bloody shattered.
Games: More Doom
Telly: Cobra Kai
Scotch: Too much
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Post by RollingEscargot on Sept 24, 2020 13:50:53 GMT
Kid 2 no longer sleeps through the night. She was loudly awake at 11 p.m., 1 a.m. and 4.30 a.m. I am bloody shattered.
Perhaps she's just got a secret Neptune's Pride habit?
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 24, 2020 13:51:37 GMT
Woof.
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 24, 2020 13:51:51 GMT
Kid 2 needs the scotch rubbed on gums.
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Post by scubar on Sept 24, 2020 13:55:38 GMT
Kid 2 needs the scotch rubbed on gums. It worked for Crank. Oh... |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Sept 24, 2020 14:08:53 GMT
Kid 2 will be dosed with Calpol tonight.
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Post by lazybones on Sept 24, 2020 14:13:45 GMT
I sacked the captain.
It's a Social Hierarchy can of worms.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Sept 24, 2020 14:20:35 GMT
Losing the dressing room in the Vanarama is a bad business - the next steps are inevitably extra training sessions on Sundays, alcoholism, the sack, signing on, reputational oblivion, and a job in the SPFL.
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Post by lazybones on Sept 24, 2020 14:30:03 GMT
Losing the dressing room in the Vanarama is a bad business - the next steps are inevitably extra training sessions on Sundays, alcoholism, the sack, signing on, reputational oblivion, and a job in the SPFL.
I need those extra training sessions. How are you supposed to get match-fit with only two days of training a week?
I had my players all on double-intensity training last season. This season I've been following my Fitness coach's advice and have dialled it down. A job in the SPFL beckons.
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Post by lazybones on Sept 24, 2020 14:32:37 GMT
My manager's world is in flames all around him, but still he stands strong. Attachments:
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 24, 2020 14:36:44 GMT
I think I'm having a flashback to the last time I watched Crime Watch.
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