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Post by Chumbles on Sept 29, 2020 13:21:04 GMT
If you're in Dorchester, then there's only one place to go: Monkey World. Deposit the wife there, and spend a wonderful few hours at the Tank Museum. That's not very nice; sounds like you are suggesting Mrs Destry is visiting simian relations. Whilst the residents are, in a very very loose sense, our distant cousins, I'm pretty sure she's more into Primark than primates. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Sept 29, 2020 13:30:34 GMT
I enjoyed a holiday in Dorset a couple of years ago. Monkey World is definitely worth a visit. We also visited Corfe castle and spent a scorching day on Swanage beach. Iirc I spent most of the time hiding under the umbrella glued to Neptune's Pride.
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Post by lazybones on Sept 29, 2020 13:49:26 GMT
hello
I had a Gregg's Vegan Steak-bake, for lunch, then a large bag of salad emptied into a bowl (with dressing), then four crackers and half a wheel of Camembert, then a cup of tea, and an Oreo...
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Post by lazybones on Sept 29, 2020 13:50:48 GMT
I'd rather spend a day in Monkey World than a tank museum. Goading the hairy-jawed throwbacks.
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 29, 2020 13:59:09 GMT
I'd rather spend a day in Monkey World than a tank museum. Goading the hairy-jawed throwbacks. Bit harsh to goad Amipal in his natural habitat of a tank museum. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 29, 2020 14:09:35 GMT
I've never understood people's fascination with septic tanks.
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 29, 2020 14:13:52 GMT
Youngsters might not get that Srew em. Bed wetting millennial avacado munchers. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Sept 29, 2020 14:14:39 GMT
I've never understood people's fascination with septic tanks. Indeed. Some of my zoom-drinks buddies are into this stuff. A few scoops to the wind and they start banging on about different types of WW2 tanks, fighter planes and boats that they can reel off detailed technical information about. Baffling. Their chat on this theme feels like a form of competition to know the most arcane facts. What they don't realise is that I win, as I sit there smugly superior in my ignorance. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 29, 2020 14:15:12 GMT
For Mr. Tiddles ( ACDC) - Bon Scott (died 1980) was before Brian Johnson (quit because of hearing issue). wtf |
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 29, 2020 14:23:24 GMT
For Mr. Tiddles ( ACDC) - Bon Scott (died 1980) was before Brian Johnson (quit because of hearing issue). wtf It's perfectly clear: "...Bon Scott (died 1980) was before Brian Johnson (quit because of hearing issue)" What's not to understand? |
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 29, 2020 14:44:29 GMT
I've never understood people's fascination with septic tanks. Indeed. Some of my zoom-drinks buddies are into this stuff. A few scoops to the wind and they start banging on about different types of WW2 tanks, fighter planes and boats that they can reel off detailed technical information about. Baffling. Their chat on this theme feels like a form of competition to know the most arcane facts. What they don't realise is that I win, as I sit there smugly superior in my ignorance. Backdoor online-friends boasting is the worst, and pretty implausible. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 29, 2020 15:02:02 GMT
It's easy to believe Rolling sits there smugly ignorant.
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 29, 2020 15:02:52 GMT
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 29, 2020 15:08:06 GMT
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 29, 2020 15:20:11 GMT
I'd rather spend a day in Monkey World than a tank museum. Goading the hairy-jawed throwbacks. I think "Goading the hairy-jawed throwbacks" is why tenthenemy drops in here. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Sept 29, 2020 16:14:30 GMT
If you're in Dorchester, then there's only one place to go: Monkey World. Deposit the wife there, and spend a wonderful few hours at the Tank Museum. That's not very nice; sounds like you are suggesting Mrs Destry is visiting simian relations. Whilst the residents are, in a very very loose sense, our distant cousins, I'm pretty sure she's more into Primark than primates. Amazon Primal |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Sept 29, 2020 16:16:45 GMT
I've never understood people's fascination with septic tanks. or hairy-jawed amipal's edit - amipals |
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 29, 2020 16:48:51 GMT
I've never understood people's fascination with septic tanks. or hairy-jawed amipal's edit - amipals
"Darling, Oz has been let out again, can you send him the memo about Destry saying we're running the asylum?" |
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 29, 2020 16:59:27 GMT
"Oh fuck, I've deleted it" |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Sept 29, 2020 18:01:29 GMT
Sometimes the fates align and everything is monkey nuts.
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 29, 2020 18:37:24 GMT
Maybe Destry has lied to us. He recently reached a landmark birthday. Maybe he sold the pad in Croydon and moved to a secluded cottage in Dorset to work on his novel. Finding new inns to sample their wares during the day. Writing under candle light throughout the night. Like a modern day Ernest Hemingway. It's happened before.
"WHY DESTRY? WHHHYYYYYY?"
*reads today's 'box*
Oh right, I see.
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 29, 2020 18:56:16 GMT
Maybe Destry has lied to us. He recently reached a landmark birthday. Maybe he sold the pad in Croydon and moved to a secluded cottage in Dorset to work on his novel. Finding new inns to sample their wares during the day. Writing under candle light throughout the night. Like a modern day Ernest Hemingway. It's happened before. "WHY DESTRY? WHHHYYYYYY?" *reads today's 'box* Oh right, I see. Doesn't really matter; we've voted in Prudy to replace him, then Admin if that doesn't work, and Dominic Cummings if Admin's not up to it. |
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 29, 2020 19:09:01 GMT
Maybe Destry has lied to us. He recently reached a landmark birthday. Maybe he sold the pad in Croydon and moved to a secluded cottage in Dorset to work on his novel. Finding new inns to sample their wares during the day. Writing under candle light throughout the night. Like a modern day Ernest Hemingway. It's happened before. "WHY DESTRY? WHHHYYYYYY?" *reads today's 'box* Oh right, I see. Doesn't really matter; we've voted in Prudy to replace him, then Admin if that doesn't work, and Dominic Cummings if Admin's not up to it. Poor old BanyF came last. Too busy pumping iron and not listening to what the people want. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 29, 2020 19:25:29 GMT
I voted for BabyF, a man for all seasonings.
OTTM: The rats upstairs have been quiet, I think they've shot themselves in the proverbial foot.
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 29, 2020 19:41:25 GMT
Leftover chilli served on gnocchi.
Fusion cuisine at its finest.
It could only be improved if there was the time to gratin it. But as I'm not long in, there isn't.
I've never been to Dorset. It does look rather nice.
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