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Post by Shenguin on Sept 12, 2024 19:52:54 GMT
It may be me, but I think The Return of Tuffers should be more celebrated. I'm drinking heavily. Does that count? |
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 12, 2024 15:44:34 GMT
Can AI work the fucking friers? Can fucking AI walk to the fucking shop and buy four bottles of cunting prosecco for cunts to drink? Can AI roll its fucking eyes at customers and be a fucking grumpy shit with them?
Can A-fucking-I spend half the fucking day in bed half-working fucking interspersed with fucking crosswords, playing fucking 2048 fucking badly and having a wank?
WELL? CAN IT? FUCKING CAN IT?
Genuine question. I'm asking for a friend.
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 12, 2024 15:35:52 GMT
Morning, exciting laptop news, it has an AI button. I pushed it and asked it how to get column H to be column G number x2.5 rounded up the nearest whole number and it told me in a very simple way how to do it and it worked! 10/10 Our AI masters are generous with their knowledge. =round(G2*2.5,0) Fucking great day, AI will put me out of a job and Tuffers is alive. |
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 12, 2024 7:49:19 GMT
Wordle 1,181 3/6 🟨⬛🟩🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 962 8️⃣3️⃣ 7️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟨🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Daily Sequence Quordle 962 6️⃣7️⃣ 8️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Octordle #962 🕚8️⃣ 5️⃣4️⃣ 6️⃣9️⃣ 7️⃣🔟 Score: 60 THE CALCULATED CASE OF THE BODY BY HUNDREDS OF BOOKS Murdle for 9/12/2024 👤🔪🏡 🕰️ ✅✅✅ 1️⃣:5️⃣1️⃣ ⚖️ 👸👸👨✈️🧓🧔👤 murdle.com/THE CASE OF THE MURDER THAT WAS IN THE PARKING LOT IN WALKING DISTANCE Mini-Murdle for 9/12/2024 👤🔪🏡 🕰️ ✅✅✅ 0️⃣:3️⃣5️⃣ murdle.com/ |
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 12, 2024 7:16:06 GMT
What I'm saying is, you should be carrying an SA80 with bayonet attached at all times.
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 12, 2024 7:11:42 GMT
Don't take a knife to a gun fight!
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 11, 2024 18:17:45 GMT
Where's Tazza Dakkers SheggersGPT? You've only failed to do the chatmandu of chat 700 smackers for a PS5 (five) pro (pro) eh? top banana. And that's the sort of top banana inimitable content that meant I couldn't even try to impersonate Tegs Dakkers. Edit: and the self-like is entirely admirable and deserved. |
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 11, 2024 10:31:04 GMT
Wordle 1,180 3/6 🟨⬛🟨⬛🟩 ⬛🟨⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 961 4️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟩🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Sequence Quordle 961 4️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Octordle #961 7️⃣🔟 8️⃣🕛 5️⃣6️⃣ 🕚4️⃣ Score: 63 THE MYSTERY OF THE NO-LONGER-LIVING LITTLE OLD LADY Murdle for 9/11/2024 👤🔪🏡 🕰️ ✅✅✅ 3️⃣:0️⃣5️⃣ ⚖️ 👸👸👨✈️🧓👤 murdle.com/DEDUCTIVE LOGICO CRACKS THE CASE OF THE MURDER THAT WAS IN A HISTORIC BUILDING Mini-Murdle for 9/11/2024 👤🔪🏡 🕰️ ✅✅✅ 0️⃣:3️⃣5️⃣ murdle.com/ |
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 11, 2024 9:07:20 GMT
Brilliant header Admin, thank you. Comes sooner every year. Just like the man himself. Morning! Tuffers is back! |
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 10, 2024 14:44:37 GMT
Recover your back-ups into *THIS*
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 10, 2024 11:50:47 GMT
Wordle 1,179 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 960 7️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣2️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Daily Sequence Quordle 960 5️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Octordle #960 4️⃣5️⃣ 🔟🕛 9️⃣7️⃣ 🕚8️⃣ Score: 66 THE MURDER-THAT-WAS-AMONGST-HERBS-AND-FLOWERS MURDER Murdle for 9/10/2024 👤🔪🏡❓ 🕰️ ✅✅✅✅ 9️⃣:4️⃣5️⃣ ⚖️ 👸👸👨✈️👤 murdle.com/THE MYSTERY OF THE DISTRACTING MACHINE Mini-Murdle for 9/10/2024 👤🔪🏡 🕰️ ✅✅✅ 0️⃣:3️⃣5️⃣ murdle.com/ |
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 10, 2024 8:12:11 GMT
Ah, man . . . this is a bad business . . . I don't know, maybe, but then again, maybe not.
Who knows?
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 10, 2024 8:01:25 GMT
Found some more victims, and dispatched them all with great finesse and an odachi. The Lad tried to escape, but I murderised him too, along with a pair of Jehovah's Witnesses.
I'm genuinely so confused that I have no idea whether I'm typing about real life or games.
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 10, 2024 7:54:00 GMT
Got up at 4am this morning for an early morning photography shoot. I drove there in an electric car that is now broken, and then took the boy for some wholesome activity that a chaotic imbecile like you couldn't even conceive of accomplishing. Then I painted some dolls or some such, and now I'm going to work in a really very boring job.
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 10, 2024 7:48:00 GMT
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 10, 2024 7:45:09 GMT
Morning Whatalark! If you're here as well, I should probably stop doing the other voices myself.
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 10, 2024 7:44:27 GMT
A sweet old lady telephoned the hospital.
She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"
The operator said, "I can, what's the name and room number?"
The old laday in her weak voice said, "Doreen Jacobs, Room 604."
The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse."
After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone and said, "Oh, I have good news, her nurse just told me that Doreen is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Ross, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday."
The old lady said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you!"
The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Doreen your daughter?"
The grandmother said, "No, I'm Doreen Jacobs in room 604. No one tells me shit.”
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 10, 2024 7:40:40 GMT
Some wee scally on the late train this mooning. Ah got coffee all o'er me kilt cos o' the daft wee bampot messin' aroun', ye ken?
Then something aboot TV and games nobody else has heard of.
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 10, 2024 7:12:56 GMT
Good Morning Everyone! Rise and shine Sleepyheads!
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 9, 2024 17:05:06 GMT
Wordle 1,178 6/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟨🟨⬛🟩⬛ 🟨🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 959 4️⃣8️⃣ 6️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Daily Sequence Quordle 959 4️⃣6️⃣ 8️⃣🔟 m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨🟨🟩🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Weekly Quordle Challenge 64 7️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Octordle #959 3️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣7️⃣ 🔟9️⃣ 8️⃣6️⃣ Score: 52 DEDUCTIVE LOGICO AND THE CASE OF THE GREENSKEEPER’S CHAINSAW Murdle for 9/9/2024 👤🔪🏡 🕰️ ✅✅✅ 1️⃣:5️⃣5️⃣ ⚖️ 👸👸👤 murdle.com/DEDUCTIVE LOGICO AND THE CASE OF THE BODY IN THE GOOD CAFETERIA Mini-Murdle for 9/9/2024 👤🔪🏡 🕰️ ✅✅✅ 0️⃣:3️⃣3️⃣ murdle.com/ |
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 9, 2024 17:04:38 GMT
Depends, how many vodkas does she take in her tea?
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 8, 2024 18:30:31 GMT
Wordle 1,177 6/6 ⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 958 2️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨🟨🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Daily Sequence Quordle 958 4️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Octordle #958 4️⃣🔟 9️⃣🕚 5️⃣8️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ Score: 60 DEDUCTIVE LOGICO SOLVES THE MYSTERY OF THE BODY BESIDE A NON-GMO DINNER Murdle for 9/8/2024 👤🔪🏡 🕰️ ✅✅✅ 3️⃣:2️⃣0️⃣ ⚖️ 👸👤 murdle.com/DEDUCTIVE LOGICO SOLVES THE MYSTERY OF THE MURDER THAT WAS NEXT TO A FOUNTAIN Mini-Murdle for 9/8/2024 👤🔪🏡 🕰️ ✅✅✅ 0️⃣:3️⃣1️⃣ murdle.com/ |
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 7, 2024 19:02:23 GMT
Can someone DM me a link?
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 7, 2024 19:02:03 GMT
Everyone's gone to Tuffers new blog. Who told you about that, not that it exists of course. It's great over there. All the people. All the bantz. All the chat. |
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 6, 2024 23:56:34 GMT
I'm leathered. Last of the provisions. Watching two 40 Something men play nudisco and disco house records on YouTube. Rotary mixernsi all vinyl of course. They're very good. Four stars. Nudisco? This is a portmanteau word made up of Nude and Disco, I assume. Sick filth. |
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