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Post by Shenguin on Feb 21, 2019 21:10:45 GMT
'Cos you're a cunt, you cunt?
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 21, 2019 21:08:14 GMT
Despite my reputation, and my delight in the word cunt, I believe the only 'boxer I've ever called a cunt in this forum is Sheep2Doubtless a quote of a drunken jibe would prove me wrong. I might have called Felice or Toolio (RIP in peace) a cunt at some point. |
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 20, 2019 23:04:43 GMT
Cunts
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 20, 2019 21:49:02 GMT
Cunts
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 19, 2019 20:44:57 GMT
I just deleted Ressie off my* PS so that I can download Overwatch** updates for some 10 year-old cunt***.
*Clearly no longer my PS4.
**Is Overwatch any good?
***The only good 10 year-old I ever knew was in a bottle with the promise of the meaning of life at the bottom of it.
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 17, 2019 22:23:39 GMT
Your vocabulary is shrinking, why is that? Cunt |
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 17, 2019 21:14:53 GMT
Cunt
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 17, 2019 17:35:07 GMT
Moderator1 is clearly a cunt's cunt, a cardboard cutout of a cunt, a Jxhn Txrry cunt. What a cunt. Cunt.
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 14, 2019 23:16:29 GMT
Followed the Brexit debate (and votes) in Parliament. Now watching Skint Britain on Ch 4. Conclusion? This government is shameless and a fucking disgrace. I'm embarrassed to be British. Shenguin was right: ftfy |
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 9, 2019 0:23:26 GMT
Ha, I was typing like a loony so much I couldn't spell smurfs*. Apologies for the bad language. *or any other word probably Fucking Jesus's cunt. I thought we already had this discussion today? Never apologise, you stupid bollix. Edit: I'm really sorry, I shouldn't have sworn like that. |
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 8, 2019 16:20:26 GMT
Thanks Sheep. I found a Pret. No time to go to the BM but I am going to the Anglo Saxon exhibition at the BL tomorrow. Save your dritting time and just read my cunt posts, you small-pintled herþan-face fuckbeggar. |
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 7, 2019 1:04:56 GMT
1) I genuinely don't know what the fuck is going on in here.
2) I have worked about 40 hours since Monday morning.
3) I have drunk about 40 units since Monday morning.
4) I have cycled about 60 miles since Monday morning, though I do now have my car back.
5) I like that version of Stairway to Heaven @filthylaundry posted. I have not heard it before.
6) I am not calling any cunt a cunt until the cunt's earned it.
7) Teenage years? This:
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 2, 2019 9:46:10 GMT
Right, the stress test on the G is not a normal quiz, and it doesn't give you a score out of ten at the end for getting the answers right. I have decided to give myself 8/10 therefore as that seems fair. I have, however, just "checked in" with my emotions*, which I should do every few weeks to keep myself as mentally and emotionally well as possible. Self-awareness is the key to ensuring overall** good health.
*I'm still a cunt.
** I don't worry about my overall health as I don't have any overalls. I pay other people to wear overalls and do things like fixing my car.
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 30, 2019 0:00:01 GMT
Fair enough. I'm pissed and up myself and looking for a fight. I thought a cunt like Lark might be up for it, but apparently not. Ok so I exaggerated a bit. Dec 4th page 7+8 got 9 likes which is good.Maybe I just took a rest rather than a flounce. Settle yourself down here honeybum. Your opinions are terrible even by the standard of this place, but if you ain't got nowhere else to go, then rest your cuteness here with us a while while we raise the money for the Zurich flight. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 29, 2019 20:59:14 GMT
Calm down witchsmeller pursuivant. Fair enough. I'm pissed and up myself and looking for a fight. I thought a cunt like Lark might be up for it, but apparently not. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 16, 2019 19:45:26 GMT
In case there's any doubt, I don't like the cunts. Cunts, all the cunts are cunts.
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 16, 2019 19:44:43 GMT
325 to 306 rounds to 52% to 48%.
If that cunt Corbyn can't get rid of the double-cunt May in a cunt vote like that, I hope the cunt doesn't cunting think he can cunting try again instead of cunting supporting a cunting referendum. Cunt.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 31, 2018 12:11:18 GMT
I'm in hospital, you cunts.
Well, I'm visiting a friend who is making a massive fuss about a bit of a sniffle.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 25, 2018 2:40:52 GMT
G'night you cunts, and merry fucking Christmas.
Edit: oh, and Toolio, I still want more details about your drive-by.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 22, 2018 11:21:41 GMT
That's fake news. The only person I've called that (on these walls) in the past three days is Theresa May.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 20, 2018 1:03:43 GMT
It's a difficult question in many ways, and I can see why there are different sides to the debate, but, for me, as I see it, personally, and it's just my opinion, for what it's worth, I think Corbyn was wrong. He should have called the stupid cunt a stupid cunt, and he should apologise if he didn't call the stupid cunt a stupid cunt. Because, basically, the stupid cunt is a stupid cunt.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 18, 2018 21:17:13 GMT
And that's why you're not PM, you cunt. Fukin broken promises about links. I want to see meatspin, is it too much to ask? Hang on a minute. Aren't broken promises the hallmark of a good PM? Don't try and outsmart me, Tent. We can have a debate on it next Tuesday, if you want? There definitely absolutely will be a debate on it at that time and on that day. I promise it. |
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 18, 2018 20:37:10 GMT
I've got the dreaded lurgy. Pity me. And talking of meatspinAnd that's why you're not PM, you cunt. Fukin broken promises about links. I want to see meatspin, is it too much to ask? |
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 15, 2018 10:55:55 GMT
Shit and rank cunter.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 11, 2018 21:25:49 GMT
It makes sense from a hard-brexiter cunt point of view. Destabilise the ship as much as possible at the most crucial moment, and hope it ends up on the rocks.
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