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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Oct 9, 2020 13:12:18 GMT
(note to self, don't drop your S pen on your phone while typing outdoors)
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 9, 2020 13:15:30 GMT
I started to get excited, yellow teas, gaming in my pants, the lot! Yellow teas? |
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Post by Chumbles on Oct 9, 2020 13:25:30 GMT
I have an hour or so tomorrow to myself, as my partner is taking the boy over his friend’s in the morning. It has already been established that some painting needs to be done in the porch, and the bathroom needs cleaning. Hopefully I can get both done in less than half an hour total. My ex-PM (not Theresa May) used to 'establish' tasks for me: "While I'm out at the sales shopping for bargains* you can mow the lawn." "That's OK, it'll wait until you get back." My hatred of being commanded to do stuff as though I was the under gardener, was probably one of the reasons for the "Ex-". *It should be said that this wasn't food shopping (I did that, and the cooking, washing up, most of the cleaning). Nope, it was "mooching" around the shops buying clothes for herself... |
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 9, 2020 13:28:27 GMT
TL: DR?
Chumbles is a lazy monster.
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Post by crankcaller on Oct 9, 2020 14:14:59 GMT
Loving all the trolling your PM's are doing.
"Yes dear, me and the kids are off to my mum's for month"
Immediately whats'apps her pals
"Pmsl. You should see the hope on his face. Could hardly keep mine straight"
School run. Bit damp.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 9, 2020 14:21:31 GMT
Tech chat - My new rig booted up first time. Just got to screw it into the case now and fit the RGB fans.
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 9, 2020 14:31:37 GMT
There's something semi-erotic about watching Shenguin eat his lunch.
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 9, 2020 15:09:07 GMT
Even I'm sickened by that. Sickened by myself eating that is. I'm not sickened by Mr Tiddles finding it erotic. I'm ok with that in fact. Very ok.
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 9, 2020 15:14:29 GMT
I started to get excited, yellow teas, gaming in my pants, the lot! Yellow teas? The 'box very own Lincolnshire Yellow Belly doesn't know what a yellow tea is. Broken Britain etc |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Oct 9, 2020 17:02:00 GMT
Dr Johnny Bananas is a good friend of mine and a very well qualified doctor. He trimmed my sacrodilliac and shaved one of my ear lobes last winter.
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 9, 2020 18:56:26 GMT
I have now duffed up Hell in only 3 days. *puffs chest out* |
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 9, 2020 19:24:38 GMT
The 'box very own Lincolnshire Yellow Belly doesn't know what a yellow tea is. Broken Britain etc Yellow tea is yellow. Did LoudQuietLoud87 die in vain? |
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 9, 2020 19:34:04 GMT
Baby
Yellow tea is yellow.
Or at most orange.
The basic ingredients are oven chips and/or hash browns.
Preferably with nuggets or kievs or a pie.
You can have baked beans or tinned spaghetti.
Also a fried egg.
All ingredients must be yellow/orange
No fresh produce.
If it is wrapped in batter or pastry and can be fried or best put in the oven with the chips it is probably ok.
You cannot have couscous with a yellow tea.
In case of doubt think would someone after a healthy meal eat this? If the answer is yes* it is not a yellow tea.
* might not apply to Northerners.
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 9, 2020 19:38:31 GMT
This is basic stuff.
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 9, 2020 19:50:05 GMT
Sheep knows.
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Post by scubar on Oct 9, 2020 20:08:52 GMT
Yellow teas are the best.
Except today when I went to Wagamama’s before they decide to shut them all down again.
Katsu curry is the best.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 9, 2020 20:21:56 GMT
I learned something today, whilst at the same time no doubt being worse of it for it.
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Post by scubar on Oct 9, 2020 20:22:42 GMT
I learned something today, whilst at the same time no doubt being worse of it for it. but the next time Mrs Babyfark goes away and leave you with the kids, yellow teas all round! |
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 9, 2020 20:49:29 GMT
What Sheep2 said.
Fish fingers (for fish finger deluxe melt cheese on top)
Frozen fish in batter/breadcrumbs (fish unknown or upgrade to cod if flush)
Frozen chicken burgers
Findus crispy pancakes
Frozen garlic bread (controversial)
Nuggets /dippers
Hash browns
Oven chips
Pasties (eg. ginsters slices, again possibly controversial)
Pukka pies (much derided, but superb)
Aunt Bessies
Sides
Baked beans, spag hoops, tinned ravioli, beans/saus tinned
Maybe not the best if your getting 'buff' on the weights. Or maybe it is.
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 9, 2020 21:13:30 GMT
I put my yellow tea in the oven earlier, went to check on it 30 minutes later, only to find out I hadn't actually turned the damn thing on. I wish I wasn't making this up. Oh well, I'll just deny it in the morning. No-one will know.
[EDIT] I'm printing out Tuffers list, I'll just go into Tescos with that. Fuck writing a shopping list. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 9, 2020 21:54:23 GMT
LQL, may he RIP in peace, favoured chicken kievs.
Mind he's eaten at Big John's more than once, by choice and was a connoisseur of Mr Egg.
What I am saying is LQL knew good eatin'.
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Post by scubar on Oct 9, 2020 22:19:36 GMT
LQL, may he RIP in peace, favoured chicken kievs. Mind he's eaten at Big John's more than once, by choice and was a connoisseur of Mr Egg. What I am saying is LQL knew good eatin'. Poor LQL, he’s wiv da angles now |
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Post by crankcaller on Oct 9, 2020 22:46:35 GMT
Fucks sake.
And they say the Scots eat badly.
Thanks fuck for Adrian's well.
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 9, 2020 23:12:35 GMT
Fucks sake. And they say the Scots eat badly. Thanks fuck for Adrian's well. Tablet is the worst least healthy food. Worse for you than yellowcake uranium. |
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 9, 2020 23:13:16 GMT
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