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Post by crankcaller on Oct 29, 2020 12:22:39 GMT
Games. No
Tv. No.
Work. Yes.
"The website launches tomorrow - why are there big grey blocks?"
The big grey blocks are because you are viewing it on a corporate pc and content delivery networks are blocked.
"We can't have that. Turn that off"
They're now turned off.
"Why's it so slow loading?"
You told me to turn off the cdn's.
"Can't you speed it up?"
So you want me to turn back on the cdn's?
*smashes head off table*
Hello.
Fried egg carefully stuffed in pita bread.
Didn't Cannon & Ball go all holy roller?
They were playing/appearing in the happy clapper Destiny church in Shawlands a few years back.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Oct 29, 2020 12:34:17 GMT
I’m almost as old as amipal. It’s a sobering thought.
Umbasa!
Watch dog legions? Any good? Sounds a bit overly sincere/edgy in their treatment of the whole revolting against facist government thing for a game where you can electrocute people with spider drones.
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Post by gongfarmer on Oct 29, 2020 12:42:34 GMT
I appear to be 15 years older than amipal. try that for sobering, mind you at 54 I am officially dead anyway.
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Post by amipal on Oct 29, 2020 12:55:23 GMT
I’m almost as old as amipal. It’s a sobering thought. Still time to create a non-award-winning YouTube channel reaching the heady-heights of ~125 followers. You can do it, Danky! |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 29, 2020 12:55:52 GMT
30 is when the back pain starts, the hair begins to thin and the beer gut appears. It is the age where you have to start making an effort to look good. Basically it's all over at that point.
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Post by amipal on Oct 29, 2020 12:56:40 GMT
I appear to be 15 years older than amipal. try that for sobering, mind you at 54 I am officially dead anyway. Wait, I’m fifteen years away from fifty four? Dear Lord... |
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Post by Faceless on Oct 29, 2020 13:16:40 GMT
30 is when the back pain starts, the hair begins to thin and the beer gut appears. It is the age where you have to start making an effort to look good. Basically it's all over at that point. I have never made any effort to look good. Low standards. That's the trick. |
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Post by crankcaller on Oct 29, 2020 13:29:46 GMT
30 is when the back pain starts, the hair begins to thin and the beer gut appears. My hair didn't start to thin till after 40 and I had a child. Same with the beer gut.Though it was held at bay by err, a slimming plan most weekends till that point. |
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Post by Melvazord on Oct 29, 2020 13:39:17 GMT
Peak Guardian.
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Post by Chumbles on Oct 29, 2020 13:55:38 GMT
30 is when the back pain starts, the hair begins to thin and the beer gut appears. My hair didn't start to thin till after 40 and I had a child. Same with the beer gut.Though it was held at bay by err, a slimming plan most weekends till that point. Sell tickets next time!  Crank in full sail |
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Post by tenthenemy on Oct 29, 2020 14:13:38 GMT
Games: ACNH
TV: Avengers
Builders: yes, but only to festoon the house with another set of scaffolding in the morning. They didn't tell us, so it came as a bit of a surprise.
Halloween plans: bought little decorated paper bags that I'm planning to fill with sweets and put into a bowl outside for Covid-19-compatible trick-or-treat. Won't work if it rains.
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 29, 2020 14:18:06 GMT
"OOOHHH JEREMY CORBYN.... OOHHHH JEREMY CORBYN.."
What?.. Wait a minute...
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 29, 2020 14:23:46 GMT
Ham sandwich, muller corner banana yogurt with chocolate flakes, 5*
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 29, 2020 14:24:30 GMT
40+ Yes
Backache no
Thinning hair no - it has gone very platinum blond now. Also I cut it really short last night
Beergut yes (but it was there pre 40 as well)
Life gone to pieces yes
I'd argue the last is more Covid than my fault. At least until the Equalities Commission report on me.
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Post by Faceless on Oct 29, 2020 14:28:51 GMT
Tbf I am in far better shape now than I was when I was 30. In my 20's I gave zero shits about my health. Did no exercise whatsoever, drank a lot, ate terrible food.
I miss those days.
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Post by amipal on Oct 29, 2020 14:33:02 GMT
I’ve always had a high hairline - I blame my dad. So although it looks like I’m losing it, it has actually been like that since I was twenty.
Score!
No, wait...
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 29, 2020 14:59:01 GMT
Watch dog legions? Any good? Dunno I did not quis custodiet ipsos cusodes canes well enough. My delivery went from resting to unsuccessful in significantly less time than it take to derive from the UPS centre to my flat. Bastards I have tried to redeliver it to a local offie. I am hopeful I can still get it today. If not then tomorrow. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 29, 2020 15:02:13 GMT
Kid 1 has been sent home from nursery as his carer their has tested positive for the 'Rona.
OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO DIE!!!
To be clear, none of you can have my stuff when I am gone.
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Post by tenthenemy on Oct 29, 2020 15:10:11 GMT
Kid 1 has been sent home from nursery as his carer their has tested positive for the 'Rona. OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO DIE!!! To be clear, none of you can have my stuff when I am gone. I thought life ended at 30? You've been dead for a while, I'd thought you might have got used to it by now. |
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Post by Faceless on Oct 29, 2020 15:16:23 GMT
First dibs on Babyf's stuff when he's gone.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 29, 2020 15:20:16 GMT
I have been sneezing every now and then with a mild tummy bug which culminated in a massive shit yesterday, so maybe I am already over the worst of it.
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 29, 2020 15:28:21 GMT
Sounds like the bit where the buboes explode and you drown in your own blood is till to come.
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 29, 2020 15:29:19 GMT
Apart from that yes, you probably are over the worst of it.
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Post by Destry on Oct 29, 2020 15:31:28 GMT
I have been sneezing every now and then with a mild tummy bug which culminated in a massive shit yesterday, so maybe I am already over the worst of it. The old 'sneeze 'n' shit'? Messy. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 29, 2020 16:11:47 GMT
Kid 1 has been sent home from nursery as his carer their has tested positive for the 'Rona. OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO DIE!!! To be clear, none of you can have my stuff when I am gone. I thought life ended at 30? You've been dead for a while, I'd thought you might have got used to it by now. No! The spirit of Babyfark endured. His spirit is bound to off-kilter comedy and off-kilter comedy survived. |
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