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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2020 11:40:10 GMT
I’m starting my sourdough
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2020 11:40:46 GMT
I'm not ok. I hope you don't mind me opening up to you like this. Disgusted by Mainstream Media. Burger Monthly won’t let you down.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 5, 2020 12:25:36 GMT
Hi Lazy Probably not the best time for a lockdown for you. It will get better eventually. Virtual hug
There was another one as well, but it's a photo on my phone and I have no idea how to get it to post. Anyone can have the virtual hug. It's not as exciting as you'd think.
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Post by gongfarmer on Nov 5, 2020 12:26:45 GMT
For tea last night I cooked sea bass 'en papilotte' with lemon, ginger and spring onions. Very tasty, although i found the skin to be extraordinarily chewy. Halfway through, i realised i'd also cooked the paper blotter the fish had been packaged with.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Nov 5, 2020 12:26:56 GMT
Morning all!
I'd like to start with a reading from my new business insights handbook:
"Set your watch to be 5 minutes slow - that way you are always 5 minutes late for meetings, a great way to show your underlings who is in charge."
Elections! Whats all that about?
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 5, 2020 12:29:16 GMT
First Dog
How can he take a holiday this week? Bastard I need some enlightened jokey commentary on the U.S. election. Marina & John are not enough.
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Post by amipal on Nov 5, 2020 12:42:51 GMT
Morning all.
Gamesblog: no.
TVblog: The Truth Seekers. It’s alright. Then some of The Office (US).
Amigablog: Dune 2.
OTTM: is it over yet?
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Post by RollingEscargot on Nov 5, 2020 12:45:05 GMT
Disgusted by Mainstream Media. Are they still refusing to spill the beans on the Dyatlov Pass Incident?
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Nov 5, 2020 12:45:28 GMT
Its lockdown baby!*
*I have no idea who lockdown baby 👶 is but its a real ear wiggler.
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Post by Destry on Nov 5, 2020 12:57:24 GMT
First DogI need some enlightened jokey commentary on the U.S. election. Pearls Before Swine?
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 5, 2020 13:10:20 GMT
Pork chop, fried, with ratatouille. Boodiful. 4*
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Post by cobblers on Nov 5, 2020 13:13:18 GMT
When Joe Biden consumed the earth, those who survived did so by staying the fuck off social media. When they opened their apps again, their inhabitants set out across ruins of the old world to build new societies, establish new villages, forming new tribes. As decades passed, what had been the American southwest united beneath the flag of the New Arizona Republic, dedicated to the old world values of making a shit ton of money, bombing foreigners, democracy and the rule of law. As the Republic grew, so did its needs. Scouts spread west, seeking territory and wealth, in the dry and merciless expanse of the Mojave Desert. They returned with tales of a city untouched by the ability to count up votes and a great wall spanning the Colorado River.
The AP mobilized its journalists and set them west to occupy the 50th worst schools in the country and teach people to count. But across the Colorado, another society had arisen under a different flag. A vast army of imbeciles, forged under the 45th president; Morons.
Forty eight hours have passed since the Republic got it’s poop in a group, just barely, against the Morons’ onslaught. The imbeciles did not retreat. Across the River, they gathered baseless gibberish conspiracy theories. Campfires burned, training drums beat.
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Post by cobblers on Nov 5, 2020 13:14:26 GMT
Hello. I’ve decided to externalise the internal screaming for a bit.
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Post by Chumbles on Nov 5, 2020 13:24:04 GMT
Hi Lazy Probably not the best time for a lockdown for you. It will get better eventually.
There was another one as well, but it's a photo on my phone and I have no idea how to get it to post. Anyone can have the virtual hug. It's not as exciting as you'd think. ftfy
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 5, 2020 13:35:42 GMT
That was a link deliberately. I don't want things that might not make me seem like an emotionless monster directly appearing in my posts.
Also the other piccie is still secret.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 5, 2020 13:36:44 GMT
Please don't touch me though. Not there, not anywhere.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2020 13:39:21 GMT
That was a link deliberately. I don't want things that might not make me seem like an emotionless monster directly appearing in my posts. The words of a well rounded beautiful human being.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 5, 2020 13:45:39 GMT
Are you calling me fat?
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Post by Faceless on Nov 5, 2020 13:57:11 GMT
When Joe Biden consumed the earth, those who survived did so by staying the fuck off social media. When they opened their apps again, their inhabitants set out across ruins of the old world to build new societies, establish new villages, forming new tribes. As decades passed, what had been the American southwest united beneath the flag of the New Arizona Republic, dedicated to the old world values of making a shit ton of money, bombing foreigners, democracy and the rule of law. As the Republic grew, so did its needs. Scouts spread west, seeking territory and wealth, in the dry and merciless expanse of the Mojave Desert. They returned with tales of a city untouched by the ability to count up votes and a great wall spanning the Colorado River. The AP mobilized its journalists and set them west to occupy the 50th worst schools in the country and teach people to count. But across the Colorado, another society had arisen under a different flag. A vast army of imbeciles, forged under the 45th president; Morons. Forty eight hours have passed since the Republic got it’s poop in a group, just barely, against the Morons’ onslaught. The imbeciles did not retreat. Across the River, they gathered baseless gibberish conspiracy theories. Campfires burned, training drums beat. Why do you hate Freedom?
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Post by Chumbles on Nov 5, 2020 14:44:32 GMT
That was a link deliberately. I don't want things that might not make me seem like an emotionless monster directly appearing in my posts. Also the other piccie is still secret. Ingrate, your link was to a goddam image search results page, you fatuous, egotistical cunt* but just in case you're not... Creepy, or what. It feels more appropriate to Halloween. *Only a smidge of offense meant, without you this place would be dull, dull, dull (I suppose)
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Post by Chumbles on Nov 5, 2020 14:55:26 GMT
This made me smile KGB celebrates the ideal US election result by Putin' on the Ritz
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 5, 2020 15:00:10 GMT
I was trying to go for something a bit less sex offendery.
I am not ungrateful. It's just that I am ungrateful.
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 5, 2020 15:37:09 GMT
The lads from GAME have sent me an email about my PS5 pre order. They say to make sure there are funds in my account as payment will be taken in the next few days.
Shit just got real.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Nov 5, 2020 15:40:03 GMT
Apex Legends has a new map and a new character, who appears to be some kind of Weegie. I am wary of the implications of this for the immersion. crankcaller are you pleased that your people have been honoured in this way?
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 5, 2020 15:50:14 GMT
The lads from GAME have sent me an email about my PS5 pre order. They say to make sure there are funds in my account as payment will be taken in the next few days. Shit just got real. I ordered a controller and headset for instore pick up. Now the stores are shut and I am not sure when I will get them. The PS5 is paid for already and is being delivered.
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