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Post by Tuffers on Nov 5, 2020 16:02:18 GMT
I ordered mine for delivery just in case of a future lockdown. Prudence is best, I've always said it.
I think GAME, Argos etc are still allowing collections anyway in lockdown 2.0.
Ive been waiting for this email before ordering any games. Now is the time.
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Post by tenthenemy on Nov 5, 2020 16:03:27 GMT
Giving virtual hugs? I dunno. What about virtual f*&%s(rhymes with) of which I now know I have zero(0) to give.
After staying up for too long on US election night I fell asleep today after lunch for two hours with my laptop on my lap. Eventually I was woken up by a delivery bloke who was delivering a crate of wine. I graciously accepted this interruption of my beauty sleep. He'd left the parcel outside my front door which had been painted yesterday and still isn't dry.
I got paint on my hand that I was able to wash off with normal hand soap. More importantly, the parcel was okay and its content safe. I will need it.
The builder was supposed to show up today but didn't. In principle the job is done once the paint has dried and the scaffolding can be removed. However, yesterday he unsuccessfully attempted to extract more money by telling me that...wait for it... when we agreed on a price he forgot to include VAT. And that his boss (didn't know he had one) was now threatening him with dismissal. I now know that he has four (4!) children.
So this morning I was ready to call his bluff and ask him for the name and number of his boss so that I could threaten to shop him to Rishi Sunak. Anyway, you can see that this is probably why he's not shown up. I don't care, though at one point I'd like to have the scaffolding removed from the house.
I never had that kind of argument with Tom Nook. You just automatically know that Tom Nook doesn't pay taxes.
At least this is slightly diverting my attention from the US shit show.
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 5, 2020 16:03:58 GMT
I can't get a ps5 right now because we're having our double glazing replaced.
Hahaha being an adult is brilliant!
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Post by tenthenemy on Nov 5, 2020 16:05:57 GMT
I ordered mine for delivery just in case of a future lockdown. Prudence is best, I've always said it. I think GAME, Argos etc are still allowing collections anyway in lockdown 2.0. Ive been waiting for this email before ordering any games. Now is the time. Who's Prudence? Does she give out PS5s? |
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 5, 2020 16:08:13 GMT
Giving virtual hugs? I dunno. What about virtual f*&%s I am not that sort of sheep. Well not for that sort of money. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 5, 2020 16:13:40 GMT
Prudence was Gordon Brown's bit on the side
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Post by tenthenemy on Nov 5, 2020 16:14:31 GMT
Giving virtual hugs? I dunno. What about virtual f*&%s I am not that sort of sheep. Well not for that sort of money. First my builder, now you. Why is it always about money? Do you also have 4 children who were looking forward to Christmas that you are using to emotionally blackmail me? |
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 5, 2020 16:21:02 GMT
No. That's Shenguin. He has two. They aren't exactly his, (but not exactly not his now) and they aren't looking forward to Christmas.
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 5, 2020 16:21:46 GMT
Poor old builder. He's now the Bob Cratchit of Birmingham, unable to feed his 6 kids, whilst Ebenezer Tenthen sits under her new roof counting Nintendo coins with a maniacal laughter.
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Post by Chumbles on Nov 5, 2020 16:22:45 GMT
Prudence was Gordon Brown's bit on the side She was probably named after the Beatles song...
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Nov 5, 2020 16:28:34 GMT
I'm not reading all of that (scan much)
I've now blitzed (pun intended) through the first season of the 'Greatest events of WW2 in colour' on Netflix,
interesting and informative. (10 episodes at 1 hour each) 4*
OTTM: hugs are never free, unless you're Huggy Bear in which case Yeehaw!
TRUMP/Biden - get a room for Ghods sake
That's all I have nothing of interest to say as you lot seem to have said it all...
edit -
I'm still going through the first season of ST TOS 4*
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 5, 2020 16:30:10 GMT
are you pleased that your people have been honoured in this way?] Depends. Are they a Tim or a Hun? I joke of course. Will take a look. Not played Apex in ages. |
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 5, 2020 16:30:29 GMT
Sweet editing bro
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Post by tenthenemy on Nov 5, 2020 16:31:02 GMT
Poor old builder. He's now the Bob Cratchit of Birmingham, unable to feed his 6 kids, whilst Ebenezer Tenthen sits under her new roof counting Nintendo coins with a maniacal laughter. Entirely plausible. I have already been visited by one of three glow-in-the-dark Boos. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Nov 5, 2020 16:37:52 GMT
Depends. Are they a Tim or a Hun? I joke of course. Will take a look. Not played Apex in ages.
Not sure yet. Only a matter of time before she says something about the Pope or the Queen though.
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 5, 2020 16:43:21 GMT
Special weapon
Necks a bottle of wreck'eh'hoos juice and smaashes it into your face.
L1&R1
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Post by amipal on Nov 5, 2020 16:52:23 GMT
For tea last night I cooked sea bass 'en papilotte' with lemon, ginger and spring onions. Very tasty, although i found the skin to be extraordinarily chewy. Halfway through, i realised i'd also cooked the paper blotter the fish had been packaged with. I did that with defrosted minced beef once. The paper fibres really get caught at the back of the throat. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 5, 2020 17:04:00 GMT
For tea last night I cooked sea bass 'en papilotte' with lemon, ginger and spring onions. Very tasty, although i found the skin to be extraordinarily chewy. Halfway through, i realised i'd also cooked the paper blotter the fish had been packaged with. I did that with defrosted minced beef once. The paper fibres really get caught at the back of the throat. You should've sacked your chef years ago. |
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 5, 2020 17:35:59 GMT
Main picture on The G. Woman holding up a sign that says 'Women for Trump'
Zoom in on her face. I dare you.
Horrowing.
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 5, 2020 17:52:30 GMT
The pm's mum makes dinner on a Thursday. Meatball lasagna followed by pear sponge. Absolutely bootiful.
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Post by amipal on Nov 5, 2020 18:39:39 GMT
Main picture on The G. Woman holding up a sign that says 'Women for Trump' Zoom in on her face. I dare you. Horrowing. She’s totally psyched. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Nov 5, 2020 18:45:20 GMT
Main picture on The G. Woman holding up a sign that says 'Women for Trump' Zoom in on her face. I dare you. Horrowing. I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight. Again. Thanks for that. If anyone should be wearing a face mask it's her. The whole scene is confusing. One bloke is holding a sign that I thought said "Vangelicals for Trump". Sure, everyone likes Chariots of Fire. Another encourages you to "text Catholic to 88023". I'm too scared to try it to find out what happens when you do. Do they send you a funny gif of the Pope? A packet of communion wafers in the post? Absolution of your sins? What? |
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 5, 2020 19:45:10 GMT
Main picture on The G. Woman holding up a sign that says 'Women for Trump' Zoom in on her face. I dare you. Horrowing. She’s totally psyched. She's off her mash on Angel Dust pipes. |
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 5, 2020 19:49:08 GMT
Also look in the sky north east. A spectacular red moon!
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Post by Chumbles on Nov 5, 2020 20:04:29 GMT
Elsewhere, away from that hideous looking woman, and the big fat bearded bastard with the aptly named TAT baseball cap shouting without a mask at a dreadlocked guy, there's a gallery of comic books; here's one: |
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