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Post by Destry on Jan 14, 2021 17:23:21 GMT
The Croydon Cat Killer turned out to be foxes. THIS however:  turned out to be Ozymandias Kane |
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Post by amipal on Jan 14, 2021 18:23:04 GMT
Checks out.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jan 14, 2021 18:24:59 GMT
Look at all these lovely victims, now where shall we start?
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Post by tenthenemy on Jan 14, 2021 18:37:26 GMT
gongfarmer that sounds rough. Being in hospital is bad. Being in hospital with diarrhoea is atrocious (I speak from experience). At the same time, it might just be the safest place for her right now. Here's hoping that the worst is already behind her. Destry PM's GP phoned a few days ago to arrange for him getting the vaccine. I had to tell them that he's still in hospital, now with added Covid. They are saving him a dose for when he's out, so he'll certainly be okay.
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 14, 2021 19:11:41 GMT
Life's a bit of a shit really.
Hope your PM's sister is ok Gong (not in a TimTheMonkey sense, or whoever it was) and hope Mr Rooster is back to health soon Tent.
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Post by gongfarmer on Jan 14, 2021 19:47:19 GMT
Thanks. Doc says no need for hospital yet as long as she’s eating a little. Other rallies have dropped her off mash and gravy portions and set her up a microwave next to the bedroom so she’s not far from food or bog, and doesn’t have to use stairs.
Keep on keeping on, as they say
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 14, 2021 19:55:48 GMT
Yo!
Work. Sledging (well I only had 3 turns) . Work. Snowman building supervising ("you don't wanna do it like that, you wanna do it like this"..."leave us alone dad"). Oh. Work.
I'm cream crackered and no mistake.
Stopped snowing now. Next problem is the forecast of minus 3 tonight.
OTTM, just about to watch the cricket highlights.
Is there a bigger twat in the world (not including me) than someone who says "touch base". Fuck off you bellend, you're a twat and a nobhead.
I have nothing else to add.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 14, 2021 20:41:21 GMT
Let's touch base about this.
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Post by Destry on Jan 14, 2021 21:04:48 GMT
Cricket highlights...Sledging..."you don't wanna do it like that, you wanna do it like this"... ftfy |
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 14, 2021 21:45:05 GMT
Cricket highlights...Sledging..."you don't wanna do it like that, you wanna do it like this"... ftfy After that Sri Lankan batting performance the sledging would be replaced by laughing. Some bizarre dismissals. Good fun though. Galle stadium surroundings are great. Get some confidence hopefully in these two tests, then on to the big one in India. |
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 14, 2021 21:47:51 GMT
And if anyone can't sleep, Day 2 starts at approx 4.30am!
Is that even a real time?
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 14, 2021 22:02:35 GMT
Not with work tomorrow, no.
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Post by amipal on Jan 14, 2021 22:07:57 GMT
Snow wankers.
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 14, 2021 22:08:08 GMT
Yeah, same here. Highlights only tomorrow night for me.
In less busy times I would have the TV on in the background (or radio) but not at the moment.
And Root ended the day n.o on 66! All the kicks!
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 14, 2021 22:14:28 GMT
Well, you did choose to live in a hippy commune next to the equator. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jan 14, 2021 23:34:55 GMT
Alaska had snow, Canada had snow, America had snow, even Texas had snow,
Europe had snow, Scotland had snow Northern England had snow, Ireland had snow,
CROYDON HAD NONE
A hint of sleet and that was it, what did we do to deserve that,
I mean it's not like we're serial chaat killers or anything is it!
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Post by MrTiddles on Jan 14, 2021 23:35:15 GMT
I received my 2nd book today. A hardback, 300 pages, in excellent condition. All this delivered for £4.37 from Music Magpie. The title?
'Tuffers - My life as Ian Botham's jockstrap'.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jan 14, 2021 23:36:46 GMT
No offence Tuffers. It was actually a book on Kenneth Williams. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jan 14, 2021 23:56:23 GMT
So Tuffers was Kenneth Williams jockstrap?
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Post by MrTiddles on Jan 15, 2021 0:00:41 GMT
He's been on everything except the Titanic.
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 15, 2021 0:41:10 GMT
He's been on *this*.
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 15, 2021 0:59:43 GMT
Touch THIS base.
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 15, 2021 0:59:56 GMT
Suctn.
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