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Post by Admin on Feb 14, 2021 22:22:45 GMT
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Post by Chumbles on Feb 15, 2021 7:51:17 GMT
Listening to the news this morning has turned my dislike of this radical Tory government to hatred, but I will NEVER vote Labour whilst Momentum has so much influence. Bah.
We are the Disenfranchised.
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Post by scamander on Feb 15, 2021 8:50:48 GMT
Morning all,
As the box has duly attested life has been very tough recently. The recent news that two people are having another kid has really put a spring in my step.
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Post by amipal on Feb 15, 2021 9:07:47 GMT
Listening to the news this morning has turned my dislike of this radical Tory government to hatred, but I will NEVER vote Labour whilst Momentum has so much influence. Bah. We are the Disenfranchised. And yet Momentum complain that they don’t have enough control over the party. |
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 15, 2021 9:14:12 GMT
I was emailed on Fri by my line manager to make my out of office message 'friendlier'
"I am out of the office Until Mon 15th Feb 21. You can contact the libraries on: {redacted}"
What does she want?
Hey thanks for emailing. Sorry I can't reply as I'm chasing rainbows on my unicorn. I believe children are the future and hope you're having a soooooper day. If you wish to speak to someone, why not contact my line manager who despite always moaning about being too busy decides she has to micro manage every little fucking thing. She's available on: {insert deets}
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Post by amipal on Feb 15, 2021 9:28:51 GMT
Morning all!
Who has two thumbs, speaks limited French, and is off work this week?
This moi. 👍👍
TVblog: a lot of Superstore. And then TNG: the second-part of the two-parter episode Descent.
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Post by Faceless on Feb 15, 2021 9:36:49 GMT
Listening to the news this morning has turned my dislike of this radical Tory government to hatred, but I will NEVER vote Labour whilst Momentum has so much influence. Bah. We are the Disenfranchised. The sensible and most rational thing to do is just pick a side, and then blindly go all-in. That way you'll never have to give consideration to any particular topic or issue, as you can just go with the consensus, and you'll realise the real problem is all those fucking idiots who just happened to pick the other side. Problem solved. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 15, 2021 9:50:22 GMT
I was emailed on Fri by my line manager to make my out of office message 'friendlier' "I am out of the office Until Mon 15th Feb 21. You can contact the libraries on: {redacted}" What does she want? Hey thanks for emailing. Sorry I can't reply as I'm chasing rainbows on my unicorn. I believe children are the future and hope you're having a soooooper day. If you wish to speak to someone, why not contact my line manager who despite always moaning about being too busy decides she has to micro manage every little fucking thing. She's available on: {insert deets} Sweet backdoor unicorn boasting. |
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 15, 2021 9:55:01 GMT
It's just a lease.
I can't afford to own one.
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 15, 2021 10:03:17 GMT
No one wants to make friends with an out of office message. Well apart from Crank's manager..
Your request to communicate with me is on back order. It should arrive within 7-10 working days. I will do my best to deal with it within our 3 month service turnaround.
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 15, 2021 10:04:10 GMT
If it flies, fucks, floats or chases rainbows lease it.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 15, 2021 10:21:07 GMT
Crank - I prefer a wireless mouse, just feels more secure and I need that split second head start which I may get.
Which boxer is having more children?
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Post by scubar on Feb 15, 2021 10:22:59 GMT
Hello
I have had to sit through over 2 hours of meetings this morning already, I have another booked in at 11, and I just know it’s going to run over into lunch.
Games - Total Warhammer, having fun with the rat boys
Tv - Superstore, and this Cecil Hotel thing. Horrowing.
OTTM - due to someone parking right outside the house, and it being bin day, my next door neighbour and I have mutually agreed, with no discussion, to box their car in with the bins. Great teamwork.
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 15, 2021 10:40:51 GMT
OTTM - due to someone parking right outside the house, and it being bin day, my next door neighbour and I have mutually agreed, with no discussion, to box their car in with the bins. Great teamwork. I really hope that car belongs to Lennox Lewis. |
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 15, 2021 10:41:25 GMT
Hey thanks for posting. Sorry I can't reply as I'm chasing rainbows on my unicorn. I believe children are the future and hope you're having a soooooper day, you utter berk.*
*Not you.
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 15, 2021 10:43:44 GMT
Which boxer is having more children? Didn't realise Prince Harry was a chatterboxer. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 15, 2021 10:55:36 GMT
Which boxer is having more children? Didn't realise Prince Harry was a chatterboxer. < Catches up with current affairs > Oh. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Feb 15, 2021 10:56:39 GMT
Did anyone know that if you drink a lot of alcohol you can feel slightly under the weather the next day?
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 15, 2021 10:59:29 GMT
Either drink less at night or take up daytime drinking.
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 15, 2021 11:02:45 GMT
Games
Fortnite
I had two wins in consecutive solo games.
No duos wins.
It's a mystery as to why that should be.
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Post by lazybones on Feb 15, 2021 11:15:17 GMT
hello
I am back at work. Just enjoying the last of my antibiotics.
I've got hooked on chess. One day soon I'll be able to visualise the board and all its co-ordinates, then I'll be able to pick up a book by a grandmaster and chortle along to his tales. Karpov, Kasparov, Mikhail Tal.
All the lads.
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Post by lazybones on Feb 15, 2021 11:15:37 GMT
I am stinking at chess ...
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Post by lazybones on Feb 15, 2021 11:21:21 GMT
I feel convinced my sickness last week was, in part, due to the excessive alcohol consumption of the previous Friday night. I think my kidneys are ruined. Sat in my back like two over-ripe mangos.
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Post by Faceless on Feb 15, 2021 11:24:12 GMT
I am also playing chess. I am finding it too stressful though. I can't hold all the angles in my head.
When you can't see the angles no more, you're in trouble baby.
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 15, 2021 11:29:58 GMT
Either drink less at night or take up daytime drinking. I am, what I think top scientists would call 'Perma-Drunk'.
Still, at least it's an ethos, man.
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