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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 24, 2021 16:27:10 GMT
Hang on, what were we talking about? Has anyone seen my glasses?
50% you are wearing them, 50% you are sitting on them, 10% they are lost forever.
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Post by lazybones on Mar 24, 2021 16:34:36 GMT
BabyfarkmcgeezakI don't envy this responsibility today has given you. What are you serving up with the Maryland chicken? Sauvignon blanc. I actually tried a glass (or two) whilst cooking and I am now roaringly drunk.
Will you serve it with creamed corn 'n bacon?
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Post by Chumbles on Mar 24, 2021 16:37:42 GMT
Why am I not in here? Because they delivered my new PC this morning to my IT guy... at 7.45 am... he was delighted to receive it instead of Saturday. According to the emailed delivery notification 'Chumbles' signed for it! I've been rearranging everything to accommodate the change ... What a shit show.
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Post by lazybones on Mar 24, 2021 16:49:36 GMT
Chumbles
I'm confused. I feel like I felt with the war in the former Yugoslavia. Completely lost track. Can you give a point-by-point explanation of what's happened?
An idiot's guide.
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Post by lazybones on Mar 24, 2021 17:15:34 GMT
I just can't shut my big mouth.
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Post by Chumbles on Mar 24, 2021 17:22:04 GMT
lazybones: Sorry fella, I simply don't have the time... I have outlined what has been happening up until this latest development, so if you care to look back over the last few week's posts you will have the picture. And I am sure our fellow 'boxers will be happy to be spared a repeat Wall of Text.
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 24, 2021 17:28:18 GMT
Chumbles ordered an new pc, it didn't arrive as scheduled - but don't worry because his teddy bear signed for it today. Sorted.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Mar 24, 2021 17:56:20 GMT
Morning denizens of Lome Togo!
No games last night as I was feeling decidedly moribund by the evening and couldn't muster my big viking energy to get on the Valheim.
Today saw the advent of 4 hours of Teams calls, and as such I now have a bastard headache.
And with that he was away!
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Post by Chumbles on Mar 24, 2021 19:10:14 GMT
I just can't shut my big mouth.
So it seems. But given the number of likes this got, it seems I should shut mine. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 24, 2021 19:39:45 GMT
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 24, 2021 20:28:07 GMT
I just can't shut my big mouth.
So it seems. But given the number of likes this got, it seems I should shut mine. Not at all. Well to chew, swallow and breathe. But that is just polite. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 24, 2021 20:31:19 GMT
I always think likes should be reserved for bad jokes.
So if I like a post either you've made a bad joke or you are a bad joke.
Or both.
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 24, 2021 21:18:10 GMT
Like THIS bad joke.
Oh.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 24, 2021 21:22:17 GMT
Sauvignon blanc. I actually tried a glass (or two) whilst cooking and I am now roaringly drunk.
Will you serve it with creamed corn 'n bacon?
Yep. Corn off the cob, cannellini beans, white wine and double cream with two rashers of smoky bacon draped over each chicken breast. It was lovely. |
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 24, 2021 21:27:21 GMT
Didn't Moderator1 produce some 'like' stats last year that showed Scubar never ever liked anyone elses posts because he's a complete cunt?
No* offence.
*some
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Post by crankcaller on Mar 24, 2021 21:27:33 GMT
Hello.
Sold a keyboard on eBay tonight.
The winner sniped the win with 40s to go.
The description of the keyboard had "(Wired Version)" quite clearly written.
2 mins after the thing ended I get a message from Tristram.
"Oh gosh, I just noticed that this isn't the bluetooth version. Sorry, I clearly wasn't paying full enough attention. Would you mind cancelling my bid and giving the next highest bidder a second-chance offer? Really sorry!"
Tristram is a bellend. Don't be like Tristram
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 24, 2021 21:28:49 GMT
That sounds nice BabyF. I've ever eaten Maryland chicken. True fact.
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 24, 2021 21:40:18 GMT
That sounds nice BabyF. I've ever eaten Maryland chicken. True fact. I've eaten Baltimore chicken. It's like Maryland chicken, but pumped full of drugs and riddled with bullets. 4 stars recommended. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 24, 2021 21:43:31 GMT
Tristram is a bellend. Don't be like Tristram He was a bellend in George and Mildred, so I'm not surprised. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Mar 24, 2021 21:58:56 GMT
What's with all this American nonsense? Coronation Chicken is surely the best 'something chicken' for the Brits. Tastes even better with the national anthem playing in the background.
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Post by Felice Landry on Mar 24, 2021 22:02:45 GMT
Didn't Moderator1 produce some 'like' stats last year that showed Scubar never ever liked anyone elses posts because he's a complete cunt? No* offence. *some That was me, produced the stats that is, not draw the conclusion. |
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Post by Destry on Mar 24, 2021 23:04:47 GMT
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