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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 13, 2021 16:57:44 GMT
I think my record is 4 deaths in one game.
It was pretty spectacular.
We did not win.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 13, 2021 16:58:50 GMT
This might explain why Shenguin refused to rescue me last night.
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 13, 2021 17:26:29 GMT
Mr TiddlesI'm picturing you in a combat jacket with kit bag, walking across meadows, to a Bonnie Prince Billy soundtrack. I mean I'm picturing you in 'Dead Man's Shoes'. That is the essence. Yes, this is the look I hope to achieve. Except, I will be in my sister's turbocharged Mini, have to avoid being eaten by Mum's MASSIVE dog and not get into a scrap with my idiot brother.
The essence is there, though. I will have 'Eye of the Tiger' playing continously on the headphones as I try to raise 'The Green Machine' from the dead world of errant Thatcham immobilisers.
I will be equipped for the purpose and I will be victorious.*
*or call the RAC.
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Post by amipal on Apr 13, 2021 17:39:22 GMT
Mr TiddlesI'm picturing you in a combat jacket with kit bag, walking across meadows, to a Bonnie Prince Billy soundtrack. I mean I'm picturing you in 'Dead Man's Shoes'. That is the essence. Yes, this is the look I hope to achieve. Except, I will be in my sister's turbocharged Mini, have to avoid being eaten by Mum's MASSIVE dog and not get into a scrap with my idiot brother.
The essence is there, though. I will have 'Eye of the Tiger' playing continously on the headphones as I try to raise 'The Green Machine' from the dead world of errant Thatcham immobilisers.
I will be equipped for the purpose and I will be victorious.*
*or call the RAC.
Pop on Cuddly Toy by Roachford. Proper motorway choon. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 13, 2021 17:43:02 GMT
The essence is there, though. I will have 'Eye of the Tiger' playing continously on the headphones as I try to raise 'The Green Machine' from the dead world of errant Thatcham immobilisers.
I will be equipped for the purpose and I will be victorious.*
*or call the RAC.
Pop on Cuddly Toy by Roachford. Proper motorway choon. A good choon. I will be taking a CD of 'The Vietnam War' -- the Ken Burns one.
All the hits.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Apr 13, 2021 17:44:43 GMT
Truth be told, if a sniper has you in his sights you won't even here it coming as the round will impact before the sound arrives What if he/she shouts "coo-eee" as they pull the trigger? Easy - nuke 'em from high orbit, just to be sure. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 13, 2021 18:29:15 GMT
So I'm downloading Valheim, sigh.
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 13, 2021 18:51:53 GMT
Going by their behaviour (in my experience out and about) over the last year, walking a dug excuses you from bothering your arse attempting to socially distance. Canny catch covid if you've a pooch apparently.
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Post by Faceless on Apr 13, 2021 18:59:59 GMT
Morning,
Don't forget to put your bins out tonight.
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Post by lazybones on Apr 13, 2021 19:17:59 GMT
Going by their behaviour (in my experience out and about) over the last year, walking a dug excuses you from bothering your arse attempting to socially distance. Canny catch covid if you've a pooch apparently. I think the dogs are spreading it. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 13, 2021 19:23:47 GMT
I see Valheim uses the Oblivion method of levelling, so tomorrow punching rocks seems the order of the day.
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Post by gongfarmer on Apr 13, 2021 20:03:19 GMT
You need to level up a few times to get to the rock punching stage. Start with small bushes.
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 13, 2021 20:33:34 GMT
Morning, Don't forget to put your bins out tonight. Fuck off you pervert Tory xboxer. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 13, 2021 20:36:15 GMT
Morning, Don't forget to put your bins out tonight. Fuck off you pervert Tory xboxer. Translation: "Welcome back, I've missed you dearly." |
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 13, 2021 20:47:14 GMT
Fuck off you pervert Tory xboxer. Translation: "Welcome back, I've missed you from the grassy knoll." Pretty sure Faceless is on PS4. |
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 13, 2021 20:48:50 GMT
Fuck off you pervert Tory xboxer. Translation: "Welcome back, I've missed you dearly." He was here on 24th March, and then he reappears spouting offensive Tuesday night Bin night shit. I love him, but fuck, there's a limit to Bin Night offensiveness, and he clearly crossed it. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 13, 2021 22:30:37 GMT
Morning, Don't forget to put your bins out tonight. They were 3 weeks overdue because you weren't here to remind me. Thanks for that. |
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 13, 2021 23:43:29 GMT
Morning, Don't forget to put your bins out tonight. They were 3 weeks overdue because you weren't here to remind me. Thanks for that. Two weeks and five days. We had a vote. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 13, 2021 23:59:01 GMT
They were 3 weeks overdue because you weren't here to remind me. Thanks for that. Two weeks and five days. We had a vote. I wrote stuff and...  |
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