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Post by crankcaller on Apr 16, 2021 13:04:09 GMT
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 16, 2021 13:08:26 GMT
Afternoon all. Lunchblog: a pear, an orange and four paste sandwiches. Same as yesterday? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 16, 2021 13:14:36 GMT
I had meat on bread.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 16, 2021 13:15:31 GMT
There is a hell of a lot to unpick in the article. It's difficult to do it all justice. I also liked the sheep saving him. I'd like to know more about the onion as well. Is it raw, fried, boiled, picked grilled or assed? |
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Post by Destry on Apr 16, 2021 13:15:57 GMT
Afternoon all. Lunchblog: a pear, an orange and four paste sandwiches. Same as yesterday? I sometimes have soup if it's cold. Gazpacho or Vichyssoise. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 16, 2021 13:18:12 GMT
Last night I became aware of this video. 46 seconds of excitement.
I like how it goes from a distinctly Ned Flanders-ish "Howdily-doodily, neighbourino" to all hell breaking loose in under a minute. |
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Post by Destry on Apr 16, 2021 13:18:45 GMT
I also liked the sheep saving him.  |
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Post by lazybones on Apr 16, 2021 13:29:30 GMT
hullo
I had spaghetti for lunch, with a rustic tomato and garlic sauce. Showered with Cathedral City.
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Post by stxdpr on Apr 16, 2021 13:37:17 GMT
There is a hell of a lot to unpick in the article. It's difficult to do it all justice. I also liked the sheep saving him. I'd like to know more about the onion as well. Is it raw, fried, boiled, picked grilled or assed? Assed onion is better with an egg on? |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Apr 16, 2021 13:39:34 GMT
Which is more healthy, four litres of coffee a day or four litres of red bull/adjacent?
I rarely go over about 800ml
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 16, 2021 13:51:00 GMT
There is a hell of a lot to unpick in the article. It's difficult to do it all justice. I also liked the sheep saving him. I'd like to know more about the onion as well. Is it raw, fried, boiled, picked grilled or assed? Assed onion is better with an egg on? Everything is better with an egg on. That's just science. |
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 16, 2021 13:51:42 GMT
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Post by amipal on Apr 16, 2021 14:15:44 GMT
Once upon a time, a mate of mine was late home from work. In order to “catch up” with his mates, he tanked a ton of Red Bull and vodka before heading out to meet them. Later that night, he laid in bed unable to sleep because his mind was buzzing and his heart was leaping out of his chest. In fact, he was so wired that he didn’t hear his car being broken into despite it being parked outside his bedroom window. He ended up going to A&E where they managed to get his heart under control. The doctor told him that his heart had beaten as many times that night as it would normally take twenty years to do. An addendum to this: he also punched one of his mates in the face, and has zero recollection that it happened. |
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Post by lazybones on Apr 16, 2021 14:22:19 GMT
Sometimes when you find a meal that tastes so right you have to lock into it. Lock into the groove.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 16, 2021 14:34:37 GMT
Once upon a time, a mate of mine was late home from work. In order to “catch up” with his mates, he tanked a ton of Red Bull and vodka before heading out to meet them. Later that night, he laid in bed unable to sleep because his mind was buzzing and his heart was leaping out of his chest. In fact, he was so wired that he didn’t hear his car being broken into despite it being parked outside his bedroom window. He ended up going to A&E where they managed to get his heart under control. The doctor told him that his heart had beaten as many times that night as it would normally take twenty years to do. An addendum to this: he also punched one of his mates in the face, and has zero recollection that it happened. 75 beats a minute* (say) for 20 years is 788,940,000 beats. Divide that by 12 for the night and by 60 and you get an average of 1,095,750 beats a minute. That is one hell of a rate. I'd ask to see the cardiograph for that. If I punched you I would definitely recollect it. Or at least claim to even if I was blackout drunk. * That's a rough average per Google for 24 hours 75 *60 for an hour *24 for a day *365.25 for a year *20 for 20 years =788,940,000. |
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 16, 2021 14:53:02 GMT
Last night I became aware of this video. 46 seconds of excitement. I like how it goes from a distinctly Ned Flanders-ish "Howdily-doodily, neighbourino" to all hell breaking loose in under a minute. That is absolute top class cat attack footage. Four stars. It's very rare for a bobcat to attack humans. My guess is that the cage the woman was carrying contained either a tasty looking rabbit or similar, or a female domestic cat in heat. Or it had rabies. |
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Post by stxdpr on Apr 16, 2021 14:54:33 GMT
Only 4 coffees a day at work? What do you do with all the rest of the time? No wonder the jobs for tea boy is hard to come by.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Apr 16, 2021 14:56:06 GMT
I'm guessing meat, almond, curry and wallpaper? |
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 16, 2021 15:07:51 GMT
Sheep's pedantry about the heartbeat hyperbole may look small-minded and petty, but it's totally justified because wild hyperbole repeated as if it's plausible is 10 times more likely to give a pedantic reader a stress-induced heart attack than other forms of exaggeration.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 16, 2021 15:20:34 GMT
Sheep's pedantry about the heartbeat hyperbole may look small-minded and petty, but it's totally justified because wild hyperbole repeated as if it's plausible is 10 times more likely to give a pedantic reader a stress-induced heart attack than other forms of exaggeration. I'm not sorry. I am small minded and petty and mean. That's how we roll. When I ran the numbers my heart stopped momentarily. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Apr 16, 2021 15:28:34 GMT
A million bpm would have been standard issue for the likes of crank and baby in the 90s, dancing the night away to the latest electronic sounds while smacking themselves with crack.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 16, 2021 15:29:28 GMT
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 16, 2021 15:30:19 GMT
A million bpm would have been standard issue for the likes of crank and baby in the 90s, dancing the night away to the latest electronic sounds while smacking themselves with crack. Smoking ecstasy pipes was my thing. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Apr 16, 2021 15:30:36 GMT
Last night I became aware of this video. 46 seconds of excitement. Movie script: A day in the life -(of an American)Notes for movie: Scene #1
"Good morning to you on this fine day" said the gentlemanBob the cat enters scene.. Camera pans to left Wifey screams to Hubby "Oh Lord Heelp me" in a southern drawl type high pitched voice.. Bob the cat chews meaningfully on the Wifeys butt Husband (the fine southern-esque gentleman) grabs Bob and holds him 6 inches from his face. end of scene #1
Scene #2Note that it is indeed very unwise to hold a cat called Bob anywhere close to your face unless you intend to be fillet from the head down by razor sharp claws. Husbands brain now sees the danger and he flings Bob the cat across the yard vigorously uttering profanities as he does. end of scene #2 Edit to scene #2: Hubby draws pistol runs at Bob shouting "Imma gonna shoot the fucker", Bob flees. Disclaimer: no Bob cats were harmed during the making of this sketch (due to the fact that the Hubby can't shoot for sh**) |
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Post by lazybones on Apr 16, 2021 15:32:57 GMT
I've just found out that Blue Öyster Cult did an album called Cultosaurus Erectus.
(adds to queue)
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