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Post by Shenguin on Apr 16, 2021 15:54:40 GMT
Last night I became aware of this video. 46 seconds of excitement. Movie script: A day in the life -(of an American)Notes for movie: Scene #1
"Good morning to you on this fine day" said the gentlemanBob the cat enters scene.. Camera pans to left Wifey screams to Hubby "Oh Lord Heelp me" in a southern drawl type high pitched voice.. Bob the cat chews meaningfully on the Wifeys butt Husband (the fine southern-esque gentleman) grabs Bob and holds him 6 inches from his face. end of scene #1
Scene #2Note that it is indeed very unwise to hold a cat called Bob anywhere close to your face unless you intend to be fillet from the head down by razor sharp claws. Husbands brain now sees the danger and he flings Bob the cat across the yard vigorously uttering profanities as he does. end of scene #2 Edit to scene #2: Hubby draws pistol runs at Bob shouting "Imma gonna shoot the fucker", Bob flees. Disclaimer: no Bob cats were harmed during the making of this sketch (due to the fact that the Hubby can't shoot for sh**) Bobcatfish |
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 16, 2021 15:58:43 GMT
Feeline
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 16, 2021 16:08:06 GMT
Oceloach
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 16, 2021 16:08:22 GMT
Couchar
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 16, 2021 16:12:45 GMT
Tigurnard
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 16, 2021 16:13:30 GMT
Portuguese Manx o'war
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Post by gongfarmer on Apr 16, 2021 16:13:46 GMT
Nurse! He's off again
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Post by gongfarmer on Apr 16, 2021 16:16:11 GMT
I've just found out that Blue Öyster Cult did an album called Cultosaurus Erectus. (adds to queue)When John Otway parted company with Wild Willy Barrett, his solo album was titled "All Balls and no Willy".
Still one of my favourite album titles of all time.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Apr 16, 2021 16:29:57 GMT
Music: I am enjoying the most recent Flaming Lips album quite a lot.
Books: I keep buying them and not reading them. 3 more last night after drinking. Better than smashing up cars I suppose.
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 16, 2021 16:52:49 GMT
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 16, 2021 17:15:10 GMT
Aunt Polly from Peaky Blinders.
You Bastards.
We should take out a gang of cockneys in revenge.
Kill, not entertain. Though my social skills are limited enough these days that entertaining might work.
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 16, 2021 17:55:18 GMT
Finally got round to reading the paper today so I now know what you're all going on about.
another lovely day here.
Stir fry for dinner. Chicken, broccoli, mushroom, edame beans and assorted veg with noodles.
More tin star later and some virtual shooting folk in the face.
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Post by amipal on Apr 16, 2021 17:56:00 GMT
Sheep2It could be that the doctor on call was trying to scare my friend. It could be that my friend embellished his story with wild exaggeration. More likely, I could have remembered it incorrectly. Either way, he was not well.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 16, 2021 18:28:14 GMT
I should think not with a heart going at nearly 1.1m beats a minute.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 16, 2021 18:30:18 GMT
Even a dormouse would feel unwell at that rate.
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 16, 2021 18:42:44 GMT
Maybe the doctor that treated Amipals "mate" was a puppy.
Hi
Still at the seaside. It's been glorious sun all week, blue sky and not a cloud in sight. But nippy mind.
Inventory so far:
Fish (Haddock obvs) n chips x 2
Hot dog with fried onions
Ice creams x 3 (rum n raisin 2, salted Caramel 1)
Donuts x 3
Teddies won at the darts game stall - 0 (sob) - this after proclaiming to the owner I was like a young Jocky Wilson
Long walks on the beaches/promonade - lots
Hope you're all well
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 16, 2021 18:56:28 GMT
Dinner: spinach & Grana Padano ravioli with more spinach, onion and old car tyresmushrooms.
Nice, but I think I'll be having something else for dinner tomorrow. The quest continues.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 16, 2021 19:39:54 GMT
If we've learned one thing today it's that you should eat the same meal every day.
No staying power some people.
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 16, 2021 20:05:58 GMT
Dinner: spinach & Grana Padano ravioli with more spinach, onion and old car tyresmushrooms.
Nice, but I think I'll be having something else for dinner tomorrow.
Bicycle inner tubes? It's a slippery slope... |
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 16, 2021 20:49:24 GMT
Tonight's dinner:  |
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 16, 2021 21:30:35 GMT
OTTM, I have also been on a speedboat ride with the youngest. Thrilling to say the least. Partly due to them not offering life jackets. I did enjoy the wind rushing through my Terry nutkins mullet. But was glad to get off at the end.
You heard.
G'night John boy.
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 16, 2021 21:42:47 GMT
Sorry, just one more thing (calm down Columbo).
His name is Lex. Lex, ffs!
Come on. You hardly need to be Sherlock Holmes to figure out he's up to no good. Criminal mastermind my arse!
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 16, 2021 23:55:13 GMT
G'night Lex & Tuffers.
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