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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 29, 2021 14:24:24 GMT
I have considered this and I would like to see Lazybones's proof that Brett is qualified.
I do not think I would trust Brett to build a house for me. It might not have actual structural faults, but I'm not sure crack den chic is what I am looking for in a property. £58K on smack is a lot to pay for curtains.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Apr 29, 2021 14:26:26 GMT
I think I could trust Brett to build a house that would stay together.
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 29, 2021 14:48:42 GMT
Brett Anderson - Wikipedia en.wikipedia.org › wiki › Brett_Anderson Brett Lewis Anderson (born 29 September 1967) is an English singer-songwriter best known as the lead vocalist and primary lyricist of the band Suede. Missing: qualified builder
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 29, 2021 15:06:31 GMT
Tell me, Mr. Anderson. What good is a phone call, if you’re unable… to speak*?
*or sing, you whiny useless berk
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 29, 2021 15:06:50 GMT
I don't think he would be a good builder. Too much Flytipping
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 29, 2021 15:07:45 GMT
Tell me, Mr. Anderson. What good is a phone call, if you’re unable… to speak*? *or sing, you whiny useless berk Tuffers has been added to the list.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Apr 29, 2021 15:10:39 GMT
I bet Tuffers gets Kula Shaker in when he needs some building work done.
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 29, 2021 15:59:54 GMT
Brett Anderson - Wikipedia en.wikipedia.org › wiki › Brett_Anderson Brett Lewis Anderson (born 29 September 1967) is an English singer-songwriter best known as the lead vocalist and primary lyricist of the band Suede. Missing: qualified builderCalm down Kane
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Post by amipal on Apr 29, 2021 16:12:07 GMT
I’ve driven a few times today in order to move those who dwell with me to various sites.
Dear Lord, the state of the driving* out there...
Thankfully, I’m having pork bulgogi for dinner, so can drink some forger-me-juice** with it and put all the unpleasantness behind me.
*other people’s driving, not mine you shits
**chilled soju
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Post by amipal on Apr 29, 2021 16:12:30 GMT
Brett Anderson - Wikipedia en.wikipedia.org › wiki › Brett_Anderson Brett Lewis Anderson (born 29 September 1967) is an English singer-songwriter best known as the lead vocalist and primary lyricist of the band Suede. Missing: qualified builderCalm down Kane Oof. Right in the shenguins.
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 29, 2021 16:44:09 GMT
I’ve driven a few times today in order to move those who dwell with me to various sites. Dear Lord, the state of the driving* out there... Thankfully, I’m having pork bulgogi for dinner, so can drink some forger-me-juice** with it and put all the unpleasantness behind me. *other people’s driving, not mine you shits **chilled soju Forger-me juice? Filth.
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 29, 2021 17:03:46 GMT
A busy day. But off now till Tuesday.
This train is full of maskless feekin eejits.
I had to get an email unblocked. The word "photo" and the acronym "BBC" was the issue. It was photos of a library for the British Broadcasting Corporation who are using it for filming.
(That's actually not true. It's true they're filming in a branch - the email wasn't blocked. But I was expecting it to be..)
Beer? Would love one thanks.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Apr 29, 2021 18:00:36 GMT
evening today I will be (mostly) watching Top Shot season 2, just because I can. (and eating chicken pie and chips - ALL the chips)
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 29, 2021 18:02:23 GMT
I had to get an email unblocked. The word "photo" and the acronym "BBC" was the issue. It was photos of a library for the British Broadcasting Corporation who are using it for filming. (That's actually not true. It's true they're filming in a branch - the email wasn't blocked. But I was expecting it to be..) So you told a story and then straight away said it wasn't true. This opens up a whole new world of posts.
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 29, 2021 18:34:20 GMT
I met the honey monster in Tescos earlier, he was a twat.
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 29, 2021 18:52:56 GMT
I met the honey monster in Tescos earlier, he was a twat. Llamaman1991?
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 29, 2021 19:12:05 GMT
So you told a story and then straight away said it wasn't true. This opens up a whole new world of posts. It's a game changer. I know you wish you'd thought of it first.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 29, 2021 20:43:13 GMT
Crank obviously has somewhat unusual TV viewing habits if his default thought is BBC should be a blocked word. He was probably allowed to watch ITV as a child.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 29, 2021 20:47:57 GMT
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 29, 2021 20:56:38 GMT
I wasn't allowed to watch transvestites a child. Well, other than Danny La Rue and Dame Edna Evarage.
Ottm. First against the wall come the revolution are app designers that force open the app from the website. I've got the eBay app on my phone, I didn't forget.. I opened it in a browser for a reason. Stop being "helpful". /rant
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 29, 2021 21:07:20 GMT
But they let you watch Jimmy, Rolf, Gary and Jonathan?
It's no wonder you turned out like this.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 29, 2021 21:09:40 GMT
Talking of the terrible 70s have you heard from Chumbles?
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 29, 2021 21:12:51 GMT
“I strongly advise you to come even if like me you have vertigo,” he said. “I have to say I haven’t felt it at all.”
It's called Acrophobia, mate.
[EDIT] and it's not bloody irrational as you will find out when I throw you off a cliff.
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Post by Destry on Apr 29, 2021 21:18:35 GMT
So, who's got BoJo's phone number?
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 29, 2021 21:20:51 GMT
I don't find heights frightening. It's the falling and landing bit.
I love the frisson of fear with a good drop. 3 of us unthinkingly sitting together at one end of an otherwise empty cable car in Grenoble was superb when the car moved off. Most disconcerting.
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