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Post by scubar on May 19, 2021 14:49:21 GMT
I want to know what our leader, Destry , had for lunch. Meat samosas. And a pint of beer. Wetherspoons do samosas now? |
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Post by Destry on May 19, 2021 15:17:18 GMT
I can't remember the last time I was in a 'spoons. Tesco frozen samosas cooked in an air fryer and a pint of (bag in a box) ale from the local brewery.
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Post by Destry on May 19, 2021 15:21:37 GMT
I have run out of beer. Beer52, it's down to you now.
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Post by gongfarmer on May 19, 2021 15:44:29 GMT
I had Ryvita and Brie. No butter as have run out. No bread as it had turned spotty.
Cooked dogs dinner..... 2 boiled chicken breasts, sliced carrots, peas, basmati rice. I think it is plain to see who is eating better in the gong household. Dog is snoring in her bed sleeping it off... I need to go to the shops.
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Post by gongfarmer on May 19, 2021 15:46:22 GMT
Leftover curry for tea... yep, the one that gave me a bellyache 2 days ago. I need a beer.
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Post by scubar on May 19, 2021 16:04:49 GMT
Could be some time, Destry. I’d head to Spoons if I were you
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Post by lonewolf on May 19, 2021 16:06:48 GMT
I bought it and I am awaiting the "actually works as adverised edition". Apparently it involves waiting for a PS5 and the PS5 update How are you getting on with No Man's Sky? Never played it. |
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Post by Felice Landry on May 19, 2021 17:05:45 GMT
Just took me ages to walk through a stupid minefield in ME1, now having a brain destroying G&T to relax.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on May 19, 2021 17:16:43 GMT
The latest partridge is profoundly moribund. I thought the first series of this time was ok but the new one is awful.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 19, 2021 17:20:15 GMT
Leftover curry for tea... yep, the one that gave me a bellyache 2 days ago. I need a beer. Did you make the Balti yourself?!? |
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Post by MrTiddles on May 19, 2021 17:23:47 GMT
The latest partridge is profoundly moribund. I thought the first series of this time was ok but the new one is awful. It's a self-indulgent wankfest. He should've made another series of 'The Trip', that was ace. |
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Post by tenthenemy on May 19, 2021 17:58:07 GMT
Leftover curry for tea... yep, the one that gave me a bellyache 2 days ago. I need a beer. Did you make the Balti yourself?!? You already asked that question and gongfarmer answered it. Does anyone here think that we are condemned to repeat ourselves over and over and over and over again? This is neither Heaven nor Hell so we must be in Purgatory. |
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Post by tenthenemy on May 19, 2021 18:03:36 GMT
I hope that Shenguin is not going to sue me for plagiarism. Remember, plagiarism is the sincerest form of flat tyre, or something like that. |
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Post by gongfarmer on May 19, 2021 18:13:30 GMT
Plagiarize
Let no one else's work evade your eyes
Remember why the good Lord made your eyes
So don't shade your eyes
But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize
Only be sure always to call it .........'research'
Apologies to Tom Lehrer.
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Post by Destry on May 19, 2021 18:14:05 GMT
Could be some time, Destry. Well the Beer52 'beer nymphs' need to pull their fucking fingers out 'cos I'm getting thirsty |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 19, 2021 18:16:40 GMT
evening
I had a toasted sausage sandwich and a coffee for lunch.
I will be having an Iceland steak pie (family size) all to myself, with 2 apple and fresh cream turn overs.
Who wants to touch me.
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Post by whatalark on May 19, 2021 18:30:52 GMT
2nd jab done. My blood is now the consistency of clotted cream.
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Post by Sheep2 on May 19, 2021 18:35:46 GMT
I hope that Shenguin is not going to sue me for plagiarism. Remember, plagiarism is the sincerest form of flat tyre, or something like that. Plagiarising Shenguin is a cry for help. You shouldn't ignore yourself. |
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Post by lazybones on May 19, 2021 18:41:06 GMT
These beer deals always end in tears.
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Post by crankcaller on May 19, 2021 18:54:44 GMT
So the corporate IT monkeys were over to do pc refreshes. They discovered - despite the fucking site survey - that we've got a bunch of PS2 era barcode scanners. And unsurprisingly the new docks don't have PS2 ports, so we need adaptors. After lunch they never came back so I had to lug the fucking ancient laptop home. What's that? Yes, my desktop *does* have a usb scanner and they could have swapped me over. Cunts.
On the plus side I've came home with an oculus VR headset. It's fucking amazing and I don't want to give it back. Ever.
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Post by Felice Landry on May 19, 2021 18:56:54 GMT
I hope that Shenguin is not going to sue me for plagiarism. Remember, plagiarism is the sincerest form of flat tyre, or something like that. Since he copied me that would be rather impertinent. |
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Post by scubar on May 19, 2021 19:08:01 GMT
2nd jab done. My blood is now the consistency of clotted cream. And the same colour as jam, thereby resolving an age old dilemma |
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Post by Felice Landry on May 19, 2021 19:28:55 GMT
Just gained a load of Paragon points because I wouldn't sacrifice some hostages, rats.
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Post by lonewolf on May 19, 2021 19:34:07 GMT
Just gained a load of Paragon points because I wouldn't sacrifice some hostages, rats. Yeah, apparently it is always best to go full renegade or paragon. |
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Post by Felice Landry on May 19, 2021 19:36:33 GMT
Just gained a load of Paragon points because I wouldn't sacrifice some hostages, rats. Yeah, apparently it is always best to go full renegade or paragon. You can get away with a few opposite decisions. |
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