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Post by Admin on May 19, 2021 21:23:37 GMT
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 19, 2021 21:24:25 GMT
Come on you fuckin' Imps!!!!
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Post by Tuffers on May 19, 2021 21:45:33 GMT
Gimps.
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Post by MrTiddles on May 19, 2021 23:03:39 GMT
Blimps.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 19, 2021 23:15:45 GMT
Simps.
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Post by scubar on May 20, 2021 6:17:45 GMT
Wimps
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Post by Faceless on May 20, 2021 6:54:31 GMT
Cunts
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Post by amipal on May 20, 2021 7:05:12 GMT
Bellends.
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Post by whatalark on May 20, 2021 7:27:30 GMT
Smeg heads
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Post by stxdpr on May 20, 2021 7:45:11 GMT
Boiler has died, do I insult the plumber on the phone, when they arrive or as they leave?
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Post by scubar on May 20, 2021 7:46:35 GMT
Boiler has died, do I insult the plumber on the phone, when they arrive or as they leave? Depends on whether they laugh down the phone at you and say they were doing you a favour. Did they break it in the first place? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 20, 2021 8:07:59 GMT
Boiler has died, do I insult the plumber on the phone, when they arrive or as they leave? Upon the 'phone being picked up you scream profanities for 2 full minutes, then cap it off with "So you can be round at 2 p.m.?" |
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Post by Shenguin on May 20, 2021 8:14:16 GMT
You need to establish dominance early on. Open the door naked and immediately punch them, that sort of thing.
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Post by amipal on May 20, 2021 8:31:33 GMT
First of all, don’t belittle them by calling them a plumber - they’re heating engineers.
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Post by Tuffers on May 20, 2021 8:41:44 GMT
Make sure you're wearing full Luigi costume when you open the door. Then tell him that if he fixes it you have a Mario costume he can borrow.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 20, 2021 8:42:15 GMT
Morning.
I played some more PUBG and Fortnite last night, no victories though.
I also watched more Parks and Recreation - is this show an accurate portrayal of government work? None of them seem to actually do any work.
I have also booked tomorrow to go walking in the countryside, weather permitting.
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Post by Tuffers on May 20, 2021 8:45:01 GMT
Morning
More RE8 last night. Kept getting attacked by something whilst I was trying to solve something else. Four stars.
OTTM, Great British Rail eh? Marvellous*
*fares may go up as well as up
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Post by Tuffers on May 20, 2021 10:13:46 GMT
Killed it.
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Post by sandybahookie on May 20, 2021 10:23:52 GMT
Morning,
Games: Mario Kart 8, my 13 year old daughter has been trash talking me all week about how she was going to beat me at Wednesday night games fight club.
Despite having never played most of the levels in Mario Kart 8 I triumphed and am now champion of the house til next wednesday. That'll teach her.
I made it educational and inspiring by explaining original snes Mario Kart is like the Latin of MK games.
OTTM:
I made cheese and onion pie last night, it was delicious.
I am playing 5 asides footy tonight for the first time in many many months, am full of fear and regret over doing nothing of note to keep fit.
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Post by stxdpr on May 20, 2021 10:26:32 GMT
Games, original mass effect play through on Gamepass before trying the remaster when it drops in price after a while. Not much of that though, an early night all round after boiler joys.
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Post by Destry on May 20, 2021 10:27:52 GMT
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Post by Destry on May 20, 2021 10:30:53 GMT
Beer52 - where's my stuff?
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on May 20, 2021 10:46:33 GMT
Beer52 - where's my stuff? Dear Destroy54, Your Beer52 order was delivered by our preferred delivery partner Hermes to the bins behind the civic centre as you were out at the time of delivery. We hope this resolves your query. Best wishes, Beer52 |
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Post by tenthenemy on May 20, 2021 11:08:58 GMT
Since the Aldi bag was inside the jug that contained the items the only conclusion can be that the Vikings were shopping at German discounters. Maybe Valheim players can confirm? Soon we'll have runic evidence of the inevitable price match. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on May 20, 2021 11:21:56 GMT
No way the Romans shopped at Aldi. Sainsbury's at the absolute minimum.
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