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Post by lazybones on Jun 2, 2021 12:03:56 GMT
Switch Joycons received. Nintendo are a great bunch of lads. Hallo Did you send them off to be fixed because of the ‘drifting’ issue? I got a new ‘pro’ controller and now that sounds to drift a bit too. |
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Post by lazybones on Jun 2, 2021 12:10:50 GMT
I got a guardian pick yesterday. I felt you should all know. Liking your own post, poor show. A wise person one said to me that you can’t like someone else’s post if you don’t learn to like your own. |
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 2, 2021 12:11:44 GMT
Switch Joycons received. Nintendo are a great bunch of lads. Hallo Did you send them off to be fixed because of the ‘drifting’ issue? I got a new ‘pro’ controller and now that sounds to drift a bit too. Yes the drifting, initially it was annoying, but eventually they were both that bad that the games were unplayable. Eg. Zelda BOTW, nobody touching the joycon but Link gradually creeping towards a cliff edge. Maybe he'd had enough of life. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 2, 2021 12:18:55 GMT
Liking your own post, poor show. A wise person one said to me that you can’t like someone else’s post if you don’t learn to like your own. What a load of old horse balls. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 2, 2021 12:22:09 GMT
FRANK doesn’t like people stepping to Ratchet & Clank. Duly noted. Once more Babyfark's voice has been silenced. I can only be silenced temporarily, I always come back and even more annoying than before. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 2, 2021 12:39:33 GMT
What is weird is that when people don't set out to be complete twats they rarely get moderated.
I'm not sure if there is any correlation.
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Post by sandybahookie on Jun 2, 2021 12:47:35 GMT
A whole bag of Crosta & Mollica oregano crostini with le boursin cream cheese spread on them.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 2, 2021 12:49:57 GMT
Hot roast pork sandwich. Large, white and with all the crackling, sauce and stuffing.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 2, 2021 12:51:56 GMT
Once more Babyfark's voice has been silenced. I can only be silenced temporarily, I always come back and even more annoying than before. Now FRANK has expunged Dizrali's response to you that suggested that the Guardian uses an AI programme to fabricate its own picks in the comment section. In other words, one of my valued customers. Completely off the mark, after all the I in AI stands for "intelligence", so it's got nothing to do with this Faceless bot and its fish pun routine. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 2, 2021 12:56:57 GMT
I felt sorry for Dizrali there, maybe he was onto something and had to be silenced?
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Post by amipal on Jun 2, 2021 12:58:07 GMT
A whole bag of Crosta & Mollica oregano crostini with le boursin cream cheese spread on them. Foreign muck. I had a scotch egg and some mini pork pies. |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Jun 2, 2021 13:02:06 GMT
What did baby lark post about Ratchet and Crank? Something horrifically offensive? 3 stars? Perhaps a metaphor for.... Good morning! I hope you all have your engines ready to order the new switch as soon as it becomes available. I'm planning on hitting up Argos or the Nintendo's store every 10 seconds after it Is announced after the PS5 fiasco.  In even better news, Virtual Fighter 5 re-snazzle is the PS plus game du jour! Its only the best 15 year old game ever made. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 2, 2021 13:10:42 GMT
A whole bag of Crosta & Mollica oregano crostini with le boursin cream cheese spread on them. Foreign muck. I had a scotch egg and some mini pork pies. Proper British artery clogging. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 2, 2021 13:12:17 GMT
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 2, 2021 13:16:08 GMT
Eg. Zelda BOTW, nobody touching the joycon but Link gradually creeping towards a cliff edge. Maybe he'd had enough of life. There'll be a Guardian along shortly, Mr Link. |
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Post by Faceless on Jun 2, 2021 13:25:54 GMT
Fifty years ago. Clickbait bollocks. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 2, 2021 13:32:02 GMT
Fifty years ago. Clickbait bollocks. Royal Lives Matter* * Not the servants or Harry's wife obviously. |
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 2, 2021 13:36:08 GMT
A whole bag of Crosta & Mollica oregano crostini I confused them with Valvona and Crolla. |
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 2, 2021 13:40:38 GMT
Goes to Guardian.
Goes to Games section
Goes to reviews. No mention of Ratchet and Clank.
Goes to most read stories - review is there.
Rips ma knittin' that does.
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Post by scubar on Jun 2, 2021 13:50:10 GMT
Goes to Guardian. Goes to Games section Goes to reviews. No mention of Ratchet and Clank. Goes to most read stories - review is there. Rips ma knittin' that does. It’s not a review, so wouldn’t be in reviews. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 2, 2021 13:56:10 GMT
It's a bit odd that the only place a games article published in the last week appears on the front page of the Games section is as the most read article in games.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Jun 2, 2021 14:19:58 GMT
The real question is where are they before they appear in the most read articles? Before it is the most read article how are people reading it? Is the top most read article faked to be the most recent one?
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 2, 2021 14:23:38 GMT
Games: one 4-way game, which I didn't win, followed by victories for me in a 3-way and two 2-way games. Scrabble is the best.
OTTM: evidence that the Queen is a daft racist may date back almost 50 years, but I'm not sure that entirely excuses it. The stupid cunts knew even then it was unjustified and wrong.
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Post by amipal on Jun 2, 2021 14:47:38 GMT
OTTM: evidence that the Queen is a daft racist may date back almost 50 years, but I'm not sure that entirely excuses it. The stupid cunts knew even then it was unjustified and wrong. Your face is unjustified and wrong. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 2, 2021 14:49:28 GMT
The real question is where are they before they appear in the most read articles? Before it is the most read article how are people reading it? Is the top most read article faked to be the most recent one? These days they go straight to the front page. I have no earthly clue why they can't be linked to the Games section as well. It's bizarre. My impression is that Keza & co were told to produce content that would garner "engagement" from the traffic on the front page instead of catering to the interests of people who were, you know, interested in games. I think that's the main reason why the higher-ups didn't want to continue the old Chatterbox. It didn't sit well with this approach. At first the result had been that lots of people were coming along to point out over and over again that games are for children and the feeble-minded, but some time ago the moderators started clamping down on such comments because they were becoming the focus of attention every single time. |
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