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Post by crankcaller on Jun 3, 2021 11:12:05 GMT
Got a new work laptop today.
SSD, an actual resolution greater than 640x480 and light as a (bag of) feather(s)
What a time to be alive.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 3, 2021 11:46:29 GMT
Hi Crank! Welcome to 2012! Enjoy the Tesco Lasagnas!
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Post by Foot Bottom on Jun 3, 2021 11:54:42 GMT
Amipal's and Tids favourite cricketer?
Ollie Robinson
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 3, 2021 11:56:48 GMT
I like Foot Bottom. She/he has got sole.
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Post by amipal on Jun 3, 2021 11:58:12 GMT
Amipal's and Tids favourite cricketer? Ollie Robinson I’m sure this would make sense if I knew anything about cricket. |
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Post by scubar on Jun 3, 2021 12:01:10 GMT
Amipal's and Tids favourite cricketer? Ollie Robinson I’m sure this would make sense if I knew anything about cricket. He’s a daft racist |
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Post by amipal on Jun 3, 2021 12:06:34 GMT
ffs, damned hippies.
You people.
This place.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 3, 2021 12:31:17 GMT
I know nothing of cricketeering either.
Need a nappy-change foot bum?
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 3, 2021 12:36:25 GMT
I got FRANKED in the nationalism article for suggesting they bring back Empire Day. I don't understand why we can have a Commonwealth Games but the idea of Empire Day offends.
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Post by lazybones on Jun 3, 2021 12:58:13 GMT
You couldn’t make it up.
This used to be Great Britain.
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 3, 2021 13:12:27 GMT
I got FRANKED in the nationalism article for suggesting they bring back Empire Day. I don't understand why we can have a Commonwealth Games but the idea of Empire Day offends. Your face offends. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 3, 2021 13:15:41 GMT
Political correctness gone mad.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 3, 2021 13:20:55 GMT
There's been some kind of large explosion near here.
Tids is on the case.*
*going to buy some booze.
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 3, 2021 13:28:52 GMT
Things looking better at Lords. Another minor precious stone in The Queen's Empire crown being given a damn good thrashing. By jove, they'll thank us for it one day.
(this is "humour" before anyone cancels me).
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Post by amipal on Jun 3, 2021 13:33:23 GMT
There's been some kind of large explosion near here. Tids is on the case.* *going to buy some booze. Been on the curry again? |
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Post by amipal on Jun 3, 2021 13:37:00 GMT
I think I must be the only person left in Britain who celebrates Trafalgar Day.
The only person not in the Royal Navy, anyway.
Anyone fancy a bank holiday in October?
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Post by lazybones on Jun 3, 2021 13:44:01 GMT
The greatest trick the British Empire ever played was to convince the world it did not exist.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 3, 2021 14:00:29 GMT
Next they'll be putting us in jail for eating Empire Biscuits.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 3, 2021 14:00:46 GMT
There's been some kind of large explosion near here. Tids is on the case.* *going to buy some booze. Been on the curry again? I've been for a scooby and it looks very fucking serious.
Car's OK though.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 3, 2021 14:02:47 GMT
Waive, Britannia! Britannia, waive the rules!
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 3, 2021 14:04:42 GMT
Well, as far as I could gather, a bathroom exploded. Possibly curry fuelled.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 3, 2021 14:14:42 GMT
Also, Luke and Leia Skywalker were both born on Empire Day, thus adding to the reasons to celebrate it.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 3, 2021 14:41:05 GMT
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Post by lazybones on Jun 3, 2021 15:51:16 GMT
Bit bawdy.
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Post by amipal on Jun 3, 2021 16:20:12 GMT
Those are balls.
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