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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 8, 2021 12:35:03 GMT
Hot tip for all you disaster capitalists: this afternoon/evening my neeps are at a whopping 591.
Let me know if you are interested. I think my WhyFee is now stable.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 8, 2021 13:13:46 GMT
Dear Crank
An opportunity has arisen in the men's toilets to remove a blockage from one of our seated customer defecation units.
Your name immediately sprung to mind as the perfect tool to complete job. Please hurry as I believe the blockage has caused some customers to immediately leave the area upon entering it, arms wilding fanning the area in front of their noses whilst muttering profanities.
The job represents a further unique challenge as your available tools are half a soiled rag and a single rubber glove with all fingers removed.
Thank you in advance.
Head Library Dude
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Post by amipal on Jun 8, 2021 13:13:46 GMT
Hello all.
Apparently there were POP problems.
Gamesblog:
TVblog: watched last weeks Photography Challenge, and the series finale of This Time.
And quite a few episodes of Brooklyn 99.
Amigablog: setting up an SD card for my brother’s A1200. There are over 2000 games on it, and I’m currently trying to categorise them. I should have it finished by July…
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Post by lazybones on Jun 8, 2021 13:36:53 GMT
Maybe it was Tim Berners-Lee who tried to bring down the internet. His last roll of the dice.
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Post by lazybones on Jun 8, 2021 13:47:54 GMT
I think it was a ... test.
By ... Russia. Or China.
Or the aliens.
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Post by amipal on Jun 8, 2021 13:49:46 GMT
Non-state actors. Bank-rolled by a Sino-Russian alliance.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 8, 2021 13:51:33 GMT
I think Lazy is a Russian bot programmed to destabilise the Box
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Post by lazybones on Jun 8, 2021 13:53:20 GMT
Strings being tweaked by the Bilderberg Group, from the depths of the Svalbard Global Seed Vault.
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 8, 2021 13:53:33 GMT
Head Library Dude (sure looks like a lady)
And the public toilets aren't open at the moment thankfully.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 8, 2021 14:03:16 GMT
Head Library Dude (sure looks like a lady) I was going to point out a possible dude-ess but that seemed a bit woke. |
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Post by scamander on Jun 8, 2021 14:13:50 GMT
The vaccine chip updates took a while, hopefully later patches won't be as bad. If Bethesda does them we could have a problem.
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Post by lazybones on Jun 8, 2021 14:16:53 GMT
I was just listening to 'Metal Militia' by Metallica. It's on a rock music playlist that I made. It struck me that I'd never truly questionned what a metal militia might be (having maybe last listened to the song in 1989). I looked up the lyrics and they are actually quite unclear. A hypothesised metal army? I think it's an army that wants to make everyone listen to heavy metal.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 8, 2021 14:21:39 GMT
I'm listening to Aerosmith now.
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Post by lazybones on Jun 8, 2021 14:21:59 GMT
It looks like the Metal Militia concept has been stolen by an order of right-wing powerlifters.
I might have to tell Lars Ulrich.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 8, 2021 14:26:28 GMT
Hot tip for all you disaster capitalists: this afternoon/evening my neeps are at a whopping 591. Is that pounds or kilos? I'm asking for a friend. |
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Post by lazybones on Jun 8, 2021 14:29:21 GMT
BabyFarkMcGeezakWould you be happy to go to the United States and infiltrate the Metal Militia powerlifting order? If they are, indeed, inspired by the Metallica song then the world is in trouble.
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Post by Faceless on Jun 8, 2021 14:42:05 GMT
I reckon it was BLM-backed Marxists. Bringing down the Internet to attack Our Way of Life.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 8, 2021 14:43:58 GMT
In our time of need, Kane keeps calm.
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 8, 2021 14:44:42 GMT
WWDID
What Would David Icke Do?
Follow that philosophy and you won't* go wrong.
*not guaranteed
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 8, 2021 14:51:46 GMT
Plus always sorted for a goalkeeper at 5-a-side.
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Post by lazybones on Jun 8, 2021 14:59:50 GMT
This all ties in with Jeff Bezos's trip into outer-space. He'll fake his death and become more powerful than we can possibly imagine. Then he'll join Barack Hussein Obama, in the Svalbard Global Seed Vault and pull down the internet, with ... Peter Mandelson. For the trillionaire Windsors.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 8, 2021 15:12:03 GMT
It's not outer space. 106 Km up.
Just above the mesosphere/thermosphere boundary.
I expect a flight up there is pretty exciting. It's well below the ISS at408 KM.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 8, 2021 15:12:59 GMT
It's why I've not bid for a place. I want to go properly in to a steady orbit.
I don't evolve I revolve.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 8, 2021 15:14:21 GMT
I did wonder if Jeff was deinvesting from the internet this morning in preparation for going in to space. It appears not.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 8, 2021 15:18:41 GMT
Hot tip for all you disaster capitalists: this afternoon/evening my neeps are at a whopping 591. Is that pounds or kilos? I'm asking for a friend. Always bells, but I have no idea whether they are barbells, dumbbells or kettlebells and what weight category they are in. I refer you to Babyfark, our resident powerlifting and benching expert. Unless he's the 'friend'. |
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