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Post by Tuffers on Jul 15, 2021 10:24:14 GMT
Hull, Doncaster, Peterborough. Gone forever (To Hull and back). Mangetout Rodders, Mangetout. |
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 15, 2021 10:27:15 GMT
That's no moon
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 15, 2021 10:27:36 GMT
Check your chance of surviving the great flood here.
Looks like we're all moving to Scotland. |
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Post by lazybones on Jul 15, 2021 10:28:09 GMT
Timothy Spall had the right idea.
I don't want to bang on about this idea of a Dutch barge, but ... I'm going to anyway. He had (has?) ... a Dutch barge, converted for sea-faring activity.
I'm imagining Spall, wearing a shark-skin jerkin, standing on the prow, spear in hand.
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 15, 2021 10:30:08 GMT
Check your chance of surviving the great flood here.
Looks like we're all moving to Scotland. Woah, woah, woah! Easy now. |
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Post by amipal on Jul 15, 2021 10:39:43 GMT
Check your chance of surviving the great flood here.
Blimes. Newhaven and Lancing are in deep Scheiße. Oh well… I’m a bit further west from Newhaven, equidistant between it and Brighton, and think it looks okay… but the sea defences will need some bolstering to prevent the early erosion of the chalk cliffs. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 15, 2021 10:41:45 GMT
Lazybones.
Are you aware of the French Gallwasp?
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 15, 2021 10:42:36 GMT
Looks like we're all moving to Scotland. Woah, woah, woah! Easy now. It will be like the end of the film 'The Day After Tomorrow', except we're moving North. You guys will welcome us in like long lost brothers. Hugs all round. (And you get to see Doris grovel at the feet of wee Nicky Krankie) |
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Post by Faceless on Jul 15, 2021 10:45:54 GMT
Hello,
There are builders doing some work on the house behind ours. They are pwopah geezahs, and one of them is very loud. I am on a work call and all I can hear is him shouting about all the "fahkin buuurds he's been smashin"
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Post by lazybones on Jul 15, 2021 10:51:16 GMT
Lazybones. Are you aware of the French Gallwasp? I am not. I try and keep my awareness of the insect world to a minimum to be honest. I don't mind insects in practice, but in theory - the way they conduct themselves. No-one would choose that world. |
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Post by amipal on Jul 15, 2021 10:52:07 GMT
I am on a work call and all I can hear is him shouting about all the "fahkin buuurds he's been smashin" Now there’s a super-spreader if ever I’ve heard of one. |
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Post by lazybones on Jul 15, 2021 11:04:57 GMT
The car's on fire
And there's no driver at the wheel ...
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides ...
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 15, 2021 11:21:08 GMT
Check your chance of surviving the great flood here. Whist it's interesting, this is in effect little more than a map highlighting low-lying coastal areas. It shows areas that could be temporarily storm-flooded or permanently lost to the sea between now and 2050, based on a projection of sea-level rise and increased storms. Crucially, it doesn't take into account existing or planned flood defences, including the Thames barrier. In reality, flooding that widespread in London is very unlikely because of the protection afforded by the Thames barrier. I'm not saying that climate change isn't bad, or that we shouldn't get round to doing something about that, just that the map has its limitations that need to be understood for it to be a useful map. |
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Post by lazybones on Jul 15, 2021 11:27:00 GMT
Take it back to your paymasters at Chevrolet Shenguin.
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 15, 2021 11:45:51 GMT
So we don't need to move to Scotland anymore?
Thanks a bunch, Shenguin.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 15, 2021 11:52:21 GMT
Does that mean my beach holiday in Cambridge is cancelled?
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 15, 2021 11:52:40 GMT
Lunchblog:
Herta Frankfurters with French's American mustard and tomato ketchup.
Boodiful.
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 15, 2021 11:58:04 GMT
Does that mean my beach holiday in Cambridge is cancelled? Yes I'm afraid. All thanks to Poindexter. |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Jul 15, 2021 12:00:03 GMT
Both Westfields will be underwater. What a world. At least that should mean the Apple stores are a bit less crowded. Swaffham is safe as chips. Invest now in a dry future in Swaffham!
Perhaps a metaphor for...
Good morning!
Games - no, but I did previously order skyward sword so its ready on bacon day
TD - moribund
I need more drink
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 15, 2021 12:02:17 GMT
I have air-con up and running. Just time for a shower, lunch, a pro-nap and it's game on!
Everything's coming up Tuffers Tiddles.
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Post by gongfarmer on Jul 15, 2021 12:15:02 GMT
So by 2050 I can expect to be able to sell my house as having a sea view. Bonus.
My mum's cottage at Wells will be underwater. I could warn her, but as she'd be nearly 120 by then she'd probably tell me to stop looking at daft stuff on t'internet.
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 15, 2021 12:29:41 GMT
I think Danky needs a big BDT to cure his moribund-itis.
We need our daily reports of Upper echelon bananas, anecdotes about Wide Andy's coke habit, Long Barry's scrapes, Rod Hull intake reports and coffee flinging tomfoolery.
#Saveourdanky
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 15, 2021 12:54:24 GMT
I'm out of the shower, however, I had had a struggle putting a clean pair of trousers on.
Did Lazybones put a Hex on my pants? I mean, he reads all those weird books. So, in essence, I dunno.
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Post by scamander on Jul 15, 2021 12:57:15 GMT
"it's just the back of the sun"
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Post by lazybones on Jul 15, 2021 13:04:30 GMT
I'm out of the shower, however, I had had a struggle putting a clean pair of trousers on. Did Lazybones put a Hex on my pants? I mean, he reads all those weird books. So, in essence, I dunno. Shazam |
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