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Post by Shenguin on Jul 20, 2021 10:00:27 GMT
Depends what position you want them to play. Jesus for goalie, but Vishnu up front, and Buddha's not bad on the left wing, but you wouldn't want him in central defence.
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Post by amipal on Jul 20, 2021 10:00:38 GMT
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 20, 2021 10:02:42 GMT
Dionysius.
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Post by lazybones on Jul 20, 2021 10:02:57 GMT
Depends what position you want them to play. Jesus for goalie, but Vishnu up front, and Buddha's not bad on the left wing, but you wouldn't want him in central defence. I wouldn't say Buddha's a god. Mr Gautama.
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Post by lazybones on Jul 20, 2021 10:05:47 GMT
I like Hermes. And Ammit - the Egyptian crocodile God who devours souls beside the lake of fire.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 20, 2021 10:06:10 GMT
Thank you to Jehovah for the blessings he has bestowed upon us. *puts on fake beard*
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Post by lazybones on Jul 20, 2021 10:07:54 GMT
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 20, 2021 10:08:17 GMT
Prudy01
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 20, 2021 10:09:54 GMT
They are all useless. I'm sticking with the goddesses.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 20, 2021 10:10:34 GMT
Depends what position you want them to play. Jesus for goalie, but Vishnu up front, and Buddha's not bad on the left wing, but you wouldn't want him in central defence. I notice you are too scared of Allah to mention him. Tough tackling midfielder. Like an 80's Souness, but without the perm.
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Post by lazybones on Jul 20, 2021 10:13:18 GMT
They are all useless. I'm sticking with the goddesses. The androgynous gods are also good. Hermaphroditus ... Ardhanarishvara ..
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Post by scubar on Jul 20, 2021 10:18:12 GMT
The Emperor Protects! Filthy heretic.
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Post by Chumbles on Jul 20, 2021 10:22:25 GMT
Thank you to Jehovah for the blessings he has bestowed upon us. I'm guessing that doesn't include BoJo, who I am beginning to think has connections to the other place.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 20, 2021 10:23:16 GMT
I see Mehrunes Dagon as a moody striker, great on his day, but can't be relied upon to deliver the goods on a windy winter's night at Oakwell.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 20, 2021 10:23:18 GMT
What about Baron Samedi? I don't know if he's a God (or real) but he put in a good show in 'Live and Let Die'.
I mean, Bond blew half his head off and what did he do? Had a laugh about it.
My kind of guy.
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Post by Chumbles on Jul 20, 2021 10:30:30 GMT
They are all useless. I'm sticking with the goddesses. Except Kali, I read Dan Simmons' Song of Kali and it scared me shitless.
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 20, 2021 10:30:41 GMT
We're on Ayr beach. I'd murder an iced coffee.
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Post by lazybones on Jul 20, 2021 10:32:41 GMT
Thank you to Jehovah for the blessings he has bestowed upon us. I'm guessing that doesn't include BoJo, who I am beginning to think has connections to the other place. It's funny you should say that Chumbles ... Satan was originally just a role, as it were, played by one of the angels of god. A satan was an opposer - sent to maybe just ... put the cat amongst the pigeons a bit.
Not sure how it ties in with the other place yet.
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Post by lazybones on Jul 20, 2021 10:33:52 GMT
They are all useless. I'm sticking with the goddesses. Except Kali, I read Dan Simmons' Song of Kali and it scared me shitless.
Kali Ma protects us. We are her children.
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Post by Chumbles on Jul 20, 2021 10:34:10 GMT
Nursey is here soon; this avatar doesn't have as many arms, but she scares me shitless too...
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 20, 2021 10:35:04 GMT
Marduk would be a tricky winger. Liable to skin the opposition.
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Post by Destry on Jul 20, 2021 10:41:57 GMT
Depends what position you want them to play. Jesus for goalie I know Jesus saves, but surely you'd want either Shiva (4 arms) or even better Durga (8 or 10 arms) between the posts?
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Post by scamander on Jul 20, 2021 10:47:48 GMT
Games, going deep on Total Warhammer 2 and the new DLC. Rampaging across the map as a massive Minotaur guy. Beastmen? How do they play? Need to get back into my Lizard game. I was trying to work out where I could expand.
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Post by Faceless on Jul 20, 2021 10:55:13 GMT
I'm drinking an iced coffee. I'd do murder if I was at a beach.
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Post by amipal on Jul 20, 2021 11:03:17 GMT
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