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Post by Shenguin on Oct 20, 2021 14:01:31 GMT
Why does Jesus hate Sports Buffs? Because you touch yourself at night. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Oct 20, 2021 14:10:53 GMT
Unsure if Jesus would pass that list. His first miracle involved wine, he was an unmarried man who hung out with 12 other men and spent time around at least one woman of ill repute. He was also into crossfit, sort of. Reckon he had an Xbox as well. He also called the Pharisees 'filthy casuals', although his point got slightly lost in translation. (Matt. 23:24: Ye blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel.) |
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 20, 2021 14:36:22 GMT
Why does Jesus hate Sports Buffs? Because you touch yourself at night. Luckily for me it's not on the list of 20. Yay! |
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Post by Faceless on Oct 20, 2021 14:53:12 GMT
Because you touch yourself at night. Luckily for me it's not on the list of 20. Yay! I think it's covered under self-lover |
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Post by Chumbles on Oct 20, 2021 14:54:15 GMT
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Post by RollingEscargot on Oct 20, 2021 14:55:16 GMT
No.21: They who dost toucheth Tuffers.
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 20, 2021 15:09:07 GMT
Unsure if Jesus would pass that list. His first miracle involved wine, he was an unmarried man who hung out with 12 other men and spent time around at least one woman of ill repute. He was also into crossfit, sort of. Reckon he had an Xbox as well. He also called the Pharisees 'filthy casuals', although his point got slightly lost in translation. (Matt. 23:24: Ye blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel.) "Straining at a Gnat", should've gone to Specsavers. As for swallowing a camel, well, I just don't know where to begin. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Oct 20, 2021 15:12:37 GMT
Luckily for me it's not on the list of 20. Yay! I think it's covered under self-lover Isn't self lover and porn lover a tautology? |
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Post by Chumbles on Oct 20, 2021 15:20:51 GMT
"When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her." (Deuteronomy 25:11-12) That seems unlikely! I've translated this.. The Risible Babble
"When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and squeezeth his stones: Then thou shalt remember Jurassic Park and sayeth "clever girl'" and cheer her on." |
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Post by Chumbles on Oct 20, 2021 15:43:54 GMT
This is one should greatly reduce our overpopulation ...
"For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother; his blood shall be upon him." (Leviticus 20:9)
The Risible Babble
"For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be told to button it*: he who persisteth in cursing his father or his mother shall be shewn the doorway and threatened with forcible eviction."
*An older version says "shalt be given six strokes with the father's belt on the naked flesh of the upper thigh." I speak from personal experience that that isn't much fun. I didn't do it again!
Bah... a load of anachronistic tosh written by a bunch of tyrannical old men. Much like the Tory party
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 20, 2021 15:50:12 GMT
Luckily for me it's not on the list of 20. Yay! I think it's covered under self-lover Yeah, and elf-lover too. Oh. I've said too much. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Oct 20, 2021 16:22:32 GMT
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Post by Felice Landry on Oct 20, 2021 16:23:10 GMT
Elf is a bad film.
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Post by tenthenemy on Oct 20, 2021 16:25:01 GMT
"When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her." (Deuteronomy 25:11-12) That seems unlikely! I've translated this.. The Risible Babble
"When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and squeezeth his stones: Then thou shalt remember Jurassic Park and sayeth "clever girl'" and cheer her on."  |
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Post by crankcaller on Oct 20, 2021 17:39:11 GMT
I updated my phone to Android 12 today. It seems to have realised I'm in need of a hand and made the fonts bigger.
Strangely, the embedded videos over in the jukebox are playing faster. Yet the actual videos if you jump to YouTube are fine. Weird. Spotify seems fine.
Heading home. Bin night.
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Post by Felice Landry on Oct 20, 2021 17:48:44 GMT
Pref.Mam. has to sift people's applications for an interview.
One of the questions is "...can you work at a pace?"
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Post by crankcaller on Oct 20, 2021 17:49:42 GMT
Snails? Why yes!
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Post by Felice Landry on Oct 20, 2021 17:57:43 GMT
From what I understand it means "can you work quickly if you need to." Though obviously the meaning is "can you work steadily". |
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 20, 2021 18:15:31 GMT
Pref.Mam. has to sift people's applications for an interview. One of the questions is "...can you work at a pace?" Yes. Next. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Oct 20, 2021 18:15:51 GMT
He also called the Pharisees 'filthy casuals', although his point got slightly lost in translation. (Matt. 23:24: Ye blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel.) "Straining at a Gnat", should've gone to Specsavers. As for swallowing a camel, well, I just don't know where to begin. It's much easier once you're over the hump. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Oct 20, 2021 18:18:20 GMT
"Straining at a Gnat", should've gone to Specsavers. As for swallowing a camel, well, I just don't know where to begin. It's much easier once you're over the hump. You don't eat Bactrian then. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 20, 2021 18:22:28 GMT
"Straining at a Gnat", should've gone to Specsavers. As for swallowing a camel, well, I just don't know where to begin. It's much easier once you're over the hump. Aha!
I've been doing it wrong...
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 20, 2021 19:07:37 GMT
Apostrophe! No wonder you didnt get the job. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 20, 2021 20:29:57 GMT
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Post by Destry on Oct 20, 2021 20:47:03 GMT
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