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Post by lazybones on Nov 22, 2021 14:09:40 GMT
I might write to my MP and suggest she table a private member's bill, giving full legal status to the queue.
Keir Starmer could include it in the next party manifesto, delivering it from a podium, in front of the union flag ...
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 22, 2021 14:20:17 GMT
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Post by Faceless on Nov 22, 2021 14:24:40 GMT
Christ. I hope that guy never ends up in charge of anything important.
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 22, 2021 14:25:05 GMT
Lunch:
Lamb shawarma with the works* from the Kurdish kebab shop. Absolute scenes. 10 stars.
*mixed salad, olives, jalapeños, chilli sauce, garlic sauce.
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Post by Faceless on Nov 22, 2021 14:26:37 GMT
Although if they are taking the angle that he "criticised the civil service" for not creating Peppa Pig, he actually criticised every government in the world.
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Post by lazybones on Nov 22, 2021 14:29:02 GMT
I quite liked the Peppa Pig reference.
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Post by scamander on Nov 22, 2021 14:39:52 GMT
6thformchat.
Folk in the recent 1922 committee were rolling their eyes when Boris rolled out the jaunty idiot act. His reference to "Get Brexit done" brought a dmattering of applause.
His own party are sick of the very, very staged act. Especially the younger MPs who are finding it hard to deal with.
constituent: "I'm using a food bank, can't get an appointment with a GP".
MP: "yes but did you notice when Boris stole the use-old-words bit from Mr Burns and shoehorned a reference to a kids TV show into a speech recently. He's going to get stuck in a ladder soon, what japes".
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Post by silcox on Nov 22, 2021 14:58:50 GMT
"the courgette in my pocket will be the last solid to pass my lips" I can also show you my Gonzo impression later |
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Post by lazybones on Nov 22, 2021 15:04:03 GMT
I don't mind Boris Johnson being a shambles. I don't like the removal of people's citizenship. The worst thing about him acting like a shambles is that it puts a bumbling but genial face on what the government is doing ...
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Post by silcox on Nov 22, 2021 15:26:13 GMT
Let's get down to brass tacks, Boris is a cunt's cunt
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Post by silcox on Nov 22, 2021 15:26:50 GMT
Bit fresh but let's not mess around here
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Post by lazybones on Nov 22, 2021 15:27:46 GMT
I can see Dan Walker being Prime Minister one day.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Nov 22, 2021 15:28:40 GMT
An object lesson in why you shouldn't have a bag of coke for breakfast.
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Post by lazybones on Nov 22, 2021 15:37:22 GMT
I actually put Boris Johnson above David Cameron on my own personal Ethics and Utility Index (EUI).
David Cameron embodied the banality of evil. Not that his essence was evil, or that he necessarily meant for evil things to happen. Just that he blithely enacted quite awful policies - with evil results* ...
The new citizenship thing is really monstrous, and Brexit is very very bad, But ... it's all seeded by David Cameron, the stinkhorn ...
* I don't really believe in evil ...
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 22, 2021 15:39:26 GMT
If you don't believe in evil then there is also no such thing as good pretty much by definition.
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Post by lazybones on Nov 22, 2021 15:43:14 GMT
If you don't believe in evil then there is also no such thing as good pretty much by definition. There is. That's why people say 'It's all good'. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 22, 2021 15:43:52 GMT
It isn't.
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Post by lazybones on Nov 22, 2021 15:45:33 GMT
I meant metaphysical evil really. Just that there's that term isn't there? The banality of evil ...
I should have said the banality of badness.
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Post by Chumbles on Nov 22, 2021 15:47:24 GMT
Let's get down to brass tacks, Boris is a cunt's cunt It's when he says how "incredibly generous" the government is being WITH OUR MONEY* that I get apoplectic... *That was after he glossed over the effects on the poorest |
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Post by Destry on Nov 22, 2021 16:05:20 GMT
silcox likes thisSo I'm guessing he has assets of £500k plus
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 22, 2021 16:08:40 GMT
Wait, if we all pay the increased NI costs for the next 30 odd years do we still still get hit with these lifetime care costs if we need them later on in life? Seems a bit unfair to be hit twice.
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Post by lazybones on Nov 22, 2021 16:10:30 GMT
Who is worse?
Boris Johnson or Morrissey?
I actually think Morrissey would be a worse prime minister. It brings me no happiness to say that ...
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Post by Faceless on Nov 22, 2021 16:26:51 GMT
Wait, if we all pay the increased NI costs for the next 30 odd years do we still still get hit with these lifetime care costs if we need them later on in life? Seems a bit unfair to be hit twice. Did you not listen to the prime minister? It's not unfair because pepper pig World. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Nov 22, 2021 16:30:01 GMT
Would Johnson make a good front man for The Smiths though? Swings and roundabouts.
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Post by lazybones on Nov 22, 2021 16:31:02 GMT
It seems the best way to deal with this is to have no money at all.
I'll be cackling through broken teeth as I'm wheeled up the nursing home ramp.
I would accept a Dignitas gift voucher.
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