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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Dec 15, 2021 15:05:27 GMT
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Post by stxdpr on Dec 15, 2021 15:30:59 GMT
Hullo. I've been doing my best to stimulate the economy. Expense+. Hopefully all the Xmas stuff posted. OTTM: I'd like to be Tuffers' barber. Just one snip and a tenner in the hand. Tuffets goes to a barber surgeon who does circumscisions? Thanks to all for the wishes and name suggestions. |
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Post by Faceless on Dec 15, 2021 15:40:54 GMT
I changed barbers recently after the place I'd been going to for years jacked up their prices from £14 to £20.
The new place I went to charged £25, and my hair still looks shit.
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Post by whatalark on Dec 15, 2021 15:55:28 GMT
I go to a ladies hairdressers that looks like an Edwardian brothel. The barber/hairdresser has a waxed moustache and wears a waistcoat with a silver watch and chain. He charges £6.75, what a bargain. Maybe it's Edwardian prices he's charging.
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Post by silcox on Dec 15, 2021 16:12:00 GMT
I'd watch out whatalark. He's probably making some extra cash on the side by attaching leeches to your neck whilst he cuts your hair. Bloody Edwardians.
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Post by Destry on Dec 15, 2021 16:19:24 GMT
Since Lockdown #1 my younger daughter has been cutting my hair. She took youtube lessons. To be fair she does as good a job as my barber used to, and a damn sight cheaper too.
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 15, 2021 16:36:44 GMT
Waiting to get boosted.
Up eh Port Toon Hall.
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Post by Faceless on Dec 15, 2021 16:51:26 GMT
Waiting to get boosted. Up eh Port Toon Hall. waiting to get boosted buddies! |
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Post by Faceless on Dec 15, 2021 16:52:12 GMT
I have no idea what that second sentence means though
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 15, 2021 17:00:54 GMT
It means Crank is about to get stabbed.
Or is at the Port Glasgow Town Hall and about to get stabbed.
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Post by Faceless on Dec 15, 2021 17:06:55 GMT
I have now been boosted, and am sat around waiting to see if I explode, or whatever.
I am the youngest person here by at least 20 years. I fucking knew it was all these old cunts not getting jabbed when they were supposed to causing all the problems
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Post by Chumbles on Dec 15, 2021 17:18:52 GMT
This is one of the reasons I dislike driving an automatic - if you get Reverse and Park confused the penalties can be pretty severe |
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Post by Chumbles on Dec 15, 2021 17:22:31 GMT
But moronic is the only word for the guy that tries to unmiss the turning... |
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 15, 2021 17:38:54 GMT
Even before the pandemic I got my haircut every 5 months(ish) and it costs £12+tip. Does Destry tip his daughter for the haircut? Destry, do you tip your daughter for the haircut? |
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Post by lazybones on Dec 15, 2021 17:40:32 GMT
This is one of the reasons I dislike driving an automatic - if you get Reverse and Park confused the penalties can be pretty severe I've a weakness for this kind of content.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 15, 2021 17:41:07 GMT
I once saw a lorry fail to decide to join or not join the M6 at Great Barr.
He just gently drove both sides of the line until he hit a post. It was at low speed in traffic and I don't think he caused any damaged except to the post. It was quite funny to watch.
It is an odd junction. The only one In the UK where you join the motorway on the inside of the roundabout. It's simple enough if you know it, but I've seen more than one person panic there, despite it not being anything like as complicated as Spaghetti Junction.
My thoughts are if you can't cope with a simple four level ( plus rail and canal and river) triangular interchange 7 lanes wide with no barriers and a central lane that switches direction depending on the time of day you shouldn't be driving. Certainly not in Birmingham anyway.
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 15, 2021 17:46:19 GMT
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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 15, 2021 17:47:02 GMT
But moronic is the only word for the guy that tries to unmiss the turning... I love how through all the mayhem they are causing they're like "sorry, sorry, don't mind me, just squeezing through, thank you very much, have a good day". |
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Post by Destry on Dec 15, 2021 18:10:32 GMT
Destry , do you tip your daughter for the haircut? She's still living at home and pays a nominal amount for room and board. So, no. |
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Post by Destry on Dec 15, 2021 18:13:45 GMT
In other news Mrs D and I spent a couple of hours this afternoon in the pub, cognisant of the fact that it's probably our last visit this year.
We've probably caught Omicron haven't we?
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Post by Destry on Dec 15, 2021 18:19:07 GMT
We're all doomed aren't we?
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 15, 2021 18:26:25 GMT
I've just had a haircut, £12 plus nominal tip.
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 15, 2021 18:28:35 GMT
Who's got the spare keys to this place?
I mean, no, no. You'll be fine.
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Post by amipal on Dec 15, 2021 18:36:56 GMT
But moronic is the only word for the guy that tries to unmiss the turning... People that do things like this should be hung, drawn and quartered. The mayhem they caused! On a motorway, one simple fact that many seem completely unaware of is that if you miss your junction, you can 99% of the time exit on the next junction, and drive back to it. |
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Post by amipal on Dec 15, 2021 18:39:29 GMT
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