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Post by Chumbles on Jan 23, 2022 18:14:10 GMT
Took pup to the beach for the first time today. When he crested the dunes and first set eyes on the North Sea he literally shat himself. Reckon he must have thought it was the edge of the world. Had to pick him up and carry the shaking wimp down to the beach. Couple of hours later and he was charging about like he owned the place. Reminiscent of your first time out in Elite:Dangerous? |
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Post by Chumbles on Jan 23, 2022 18:19:56 GMT
Fuck you stxdpr . Gah. Shoulda checked and not just gone for it. I sympathize; my witty ripostes become lumbering clunkers in the time I take to peck out the text character by character on the onscreen keyboard with my trackball... |
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 23, 2022 18:44:27 GMT
Check out THESE lumbering clunkers.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jan 23, 2022 18:44:43 GMT
I've just had to tell a group of 4 13 year olds off, twice. Cocky little shits. They claimed to waiting for Tootsie, but, instead, they were using a neighbour's rotary washing line as a swing and later doing Karate kicks on the wall. They also tried taking the CCTV camera out.
It turned out they were waiting for Tootsie. An individual who isn't qualified to look after a ham sandwich, let alone 4 little shits.
Harumph.
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Post by gongfarmer on Jan 23, 2022 18:47:27 GMT
Just as well I didnt go for the classic local winter bar snack.
Hot Winkles
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 23, 2022 19:23:11 GMT
Go for *this* hot winkle.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jan 23, 2022 19:53:03 GMT
Homemade pizza for dinner, may have put too much pepperoni/salami on as you can't see the dough.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jan 23, 2022 19:53:24 GMT
...and welcome to this evening's "Spot The Shenguin Competition".  |
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Post by Chumbles on Jan 23, 2022 21:10:14 GMT
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Post by Chumbles on Jan 23, 2022 21:15:14 GMT
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Post by Destry on Jan 23, 2022 21:22:12 GMT
Watching Mortimer and Whitehouse: Gone Fishing on the BBC iPlayer. It's my wife's goto programme when she needs cheering up.
Unfortunately she gets bored with my re-telling of the time Paul Whitehouse didn't buy me a drink in the pub (even though he bought my flatmate one, and we came in together) The shit.
EDIT: My wife thinks I'm a little bitter. Too fucking right I am.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 23, 2022 21:32:12 GMT
The irony being that Destry got a little bitter through not getting a little bitter.
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Post by Destry on Jan 23, 2022 21:34:53 GMT
The irony being that Destry got a little bitter through not getting a little bitter. I saw that one coming. And I wanted a pint. |
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Post by Destry on Jan 23, 2022 21:49:08 GMT
[rant] I mean, if you see two people enter a pub and sit together at a table and you recognise one of them and you go over for a chat with that person, shouldn't you at least acknowledge the other person whose conversation you interrupted?
And if you then offer to buy the person you know a pint, but don't extend that offer to the other person, isn't that a little rude?
Apparently not if you're Paul Fuckin' Whitehouse. The cunt. [/rant]
Phew, I feel better for that ...
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Post by Destry on Jan 23, 2022 21:56:26 GMT
Actually I don't.
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Post by amipal on Jan 23, 2022 22:09:55 GMT
lazybonesSince you have your finger on the geopolitical pulse of all things Putin, are you aware of this?
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 23, 2022 22:53:38 GMT
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Post by MrTiddles on Jan 23, 2022 23:28:17 GMT
I'm eating a Toffee Crisp.
#winning.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jan 23, 2022 23:40:11 GMT
We should really hear Paul Whitehouse's side of the story.
He was good in "Death of Stalin".
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 24, 2022 0:16:58 GMT
Wordle 219 5/6*
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