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Post by sandybahookie on Mar 3, 2022 15:36:54 GMT
Olympic CommE.T.
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Post by amipal on Mar 3, 2022 15:43:05 GMT
The launch of nukes from a submarine, or from a silo, is usually initiated via the simultaneous turning of two keys.
Said keys are far enough apart that no one person can turn both at the same time.
So I suppose you could imitate turning one key, with an outstretched leg fumbling with the other?
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Post by amipal on Mar 3, 2022 15:45:43 GMT
I’ve been a busy beaver today. Not with actual work, you understand.
After my leftover bulgogi at lunch, I visited the Co-op, which was filled with people who didn’t seem to realise they were in the f*cking way.
Returning home, and then put a magnetic knife rack up on the kitchen wall. Once that was done and tidied, and then moved into the living room to do a small bit of painting.
Ideally, I’d have liked to have mowed the lawn. And washed the car. It’s been a dry day today, and both activities are needed.
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Post by crankcaller on Mar 3, 2022 15:49:34 GMT
The launch of nukes from a submarine, or from a silo, is usually initiated via the simultaneous turning of two keys. Said keys are far enough apart that no one person can turn both at the same time. [br Inspector gadget could do it. He always did look a rum sort. In other news. AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh. Don't fucking send me lots emails that require a response after some research or investigation and then expect me to have done anything fucking else. |
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Post by lazybones on Mar 3, 2022 15:50:39 GMT
Lift is a horizontal push of a button on the wall. Nuclear war is vertical push of button a a desk. For conventional explosion push the plunger on the old fashioned dynamite trigger. Simulate a cluster bomb by randomly stabbing your hairdresser. That is basic stuff. The gesture was of a vertical push of a button on a desk. Something in it it suggested it was maybe five centimetres in diameter. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Mar 3, 2022 15:51:28 GMT
I bet Richard Osman would be tall enough to turn both keys at once. If he wasn't he could always get his friend Alexander Armstrong to help.
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Post by lazybones on Mar 3, 2022 15:55:16 GMT
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Mar 3, 2022 15:57:08 GMT
I got a haircut at lunchtime, at a place I'd never been before. I had a nice chat with the hairdresser about how our kids were enjoying school, where I was thinking of going on holiday this year, and whether or not the world is about to be consumed in a ball of thermonuclear flame. Plus, only 9 quid! Sounds like a good deal  edit: that's better. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 3, 2022 16:01:41 GMT
That guy does not want to cause a nuclear war, but at some point the lure of the trigger will overcome him and it is goodnight Vienna. |
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Post by lazybones on Mar 3, 2022 16:02:41 GMT
I think the headline's a bit misleading.
We call it 'Fake News' because that's what it is, it's totally fake.
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 3, 2022 16:03:11 GMT
You can see it in his eyes.
The need to know just what happens if he arms up the system and presses fire.
It is eating away his insides.
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Post by lazybones on Mar 3, 2022 16:04:26 GMT
You can see it in his eyes. The need to know just what happens if he arms up the system and presses fire. It is eating away his insides. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Mar 3, 2022 16:06:03 GMT
'Did you look at my pint, pal?'
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Post by scamander on Mar 3, 2022 16:13:47 GMT
All those hours spent building shelters in Fallout 4 were well spent. At least I'll have somewhere nice to live before I die of starvation or thirst.
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Post by lazybones on Mar 3, 2022 16:14:08 GMT
So are people saying Vladimir Putin just has a sort of slow-boiling version of 'Roid Rage'? Where is BabyfarkmcGeezak ? |
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Post by crankcaller on Mar 3, 2022 16:17:23 GMT
Why is that beardie lad playing scalextric when he should be defending the country?
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Post by Chumbles on Mar 3, 2022 16:36:15 GMT
Was wondering about digging up my lounge floor. Going down say 20 feet for a nuclear shelter. Might affect my house insurance though. No mention on the policy against building a nuclear fallout shelter in the lounge that I can see. You might create a new fashion ... the hideaway house 🤣 |
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 3, 2022 18:05:22 GMT
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Post by whatalark on Mar 3, 2022 18:28:51 GMT
Possibly had toad in the hole for dinner. But made with lamb chops, so might have been something entirely different from toads.
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 3, 2022 19:16:49 GMT
The toad to Damascus.
The long and winding toad.
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Post by Destry on Mar 3, 2022 19:55:02 GMT
So after ManUre and the Spuds, we are now to face Chelski in the quarter finals.
Terrific.
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 3, 2022 20:06:08 GMT
So after ManUre and the Spuds, we are now to face Chelski in the quarter finals. Terrific. The cat already gave me the result. |
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Post by Destry on Mar 3, 2022 20:10:26 GMT
So after ManUre and the Spuds, we are now to face Chelski in the quarter finals. Terrific. The cat already gave me the result. And....? (Don't keep me in suspenders) |
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 3, 2022 20:44:21 GMT
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Post by Destry on Mar 3, 2022 21:33:48 GMT
Russian cats banned from competitions
This is only the start. Siberian hamsters next?
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