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Post by Chumbles on Mar 29, 2022 13:23:46 GMT
Austria appears to be in a bit of a pickle. Can anyone tell me whether in the whole history of Diplomacy Austria has ever won? Yes; yes, Austria has, when they have got Russia and Turkey at each other's' throats. And Italy has gone for the Lepanto... But in this game Russia and Turkey are Juggernauting. As LB shat on me, I've not locked off the North from Russia. I don't normally have a fit of pique, but as I was committed to helping the Frog to a win, I believe that such asinine stupidity should receive its due reward. And it's not a brand... |
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 29, 2022 13:28:08 GMT
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Post by RollingEscargot on Mar 29, 2022 13:31:02 GMT
T-bombs all over the shop. Brutal.
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Post by scubar on Mar 29, 2022 13:41:13 GMT
Nobody wins in Diplomacy, we all lose something.
Points, dignity, friends, all fall by the wayside in the never ending quest for glory.
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Post by tenthenemy on Mar 29, 2022 13:58:43 GMT
I'm no longer afraid to go full Shenguin. I have phoned the SWAT team. Please don't do anything before they turn up. I'm sorry, they are still not here and I need the bathroom. Whether or not I leave the door open is strictly my business. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Mar 29, 2022 15:01:41 GMT
Tent Hen, in the bathroom, with the door wide open.
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 29, 2022 15:21:05 GMT
RIP in peace, Reddonkeyham. In are harts 4eva. He had a good innings.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Mar 29, 2022 15:23:29 GMT
Where the shuddering fuck is silcox? silcoxWhere the shuddering fuck are you? |
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 29, 2022 15:33:26 GMT
Silcox
Meatloaf
Shane Warne
Amipal
Reddonkeyham
English_Pint_Legend
*plays last post*
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Post by reddonkeyham on Mar 29, 2022 15:34:26 GMT
MY EARS THEY BURN. Did I die, if so how?
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Post by Faceless on Mar 29, 2022 15:35:21 GMT
Poor dead reddonkeyham. I can still hear his voice on the wind
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Post by reddonkeyham on Mar 29, 2022 15:36:43 GMT
That's not my voice tickling your ears
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 29, 2022 15:39:36 GMT
T-bombs all over the shop. Brutal. Like Boston in 1773. |
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Post by Shenguin on Mar 29, 2022 15:40:12 GMT
And Tuffers, don't forget poor old Tuffers.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Mar 29, 2022 15:45:32 GMT
Which one was Tuffers again?
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Post by lazybones on Mar 29, 2022 16:00:35 GMT
France needs a Julian Assange to leak England's Diplomacy correspondence. A ticker-tape of madness.
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Post by lazybones on Mar 29, 2022 16:02:27 GMT
It's stopped now, thankfully.
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Post by lazybones on Mar 29, 2022 16:04:27 GMT
I forgive him.
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Post by Chumbles on Mar 29, 2022 17:25:15 GMT
For provoking you into sticking the knife into my back? How magnanimous. |
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Post by Chumbles on Mar 29, 2022 17:31:30 GMT
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 29, 2022 18:19:14 GMT
Which one was Tuffers again? France. |
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Post by gongfarmer on Mar 29, 2022 18:56:08 GMT
I’m confused as to who is the Broadbottom Leviathan, and who is Billy’s Old Boat, in this scenario.
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 29, 2022 20:09:09 GMT
Hurrah! Sir Harold off the bench for the last half hour to terrorise the old onion bag.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Mar 29, 2022 20:17:11 GMT
Sir Harold now has a competitor for World's Greatest Briton: Sir John McGinn. The onions literally jump out of the bag and roll away to hide when they see him coming into the greengrocers.
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Post by Chumbles on Mar 29, 2022 20:20:02 GMT
I’m confused as to who is the Broadbottom Leviathan, and who is Billy’s Old Boat, in this scenario. I do have a big bum. It's genetics init... 48" even in my very reduced state. My father's was 56" (bum, that is). Getting comfortable armchairs has always been a pain in the... oh. |
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