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Post by tenthenemy on Mar 29, 2022 20:25:50 GMT
I’m confused as to who is the Broadbottom Leviathan, and who is Billy’s Old Boat, in this scenario. Old Dip wisdom: The bigger the backside, the better the bounce in the Channel. |
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 29, 2022 20:37:13 GMT
Sir Harold now has a competitor for World's Greatest Briton: Sir John McGinn. The onions literally jump out of the bag and roll away to hide when they see him coming into the greengrocers. And his official title is 'Super Sir John McGinn' so he might just take the title. A left peg like a traction engine and an arse that Kenny Daglish can only dream of. Super Sir John McG > Sir Harold > Isambard Kingdom Brunel Good work chatterbox, another case closed. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 29, 2022 20:54:58 GMT
I’m confused as to who is the Broadbottom Leviathan, and who is Billy’s Old Boat, in this scenario. I do have a big bum. It's genetics init... 48" even in my very reduced state. My father's was 56" (bum, that is). Getting comfortable armchairs has always been a pain in the... oh. When you say bum, I assume you don't mean the waist measurement? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 29, 2022 21:04:37 GMT
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Post by RollingEscargot on Mar 29, 2022 21:15:50 GMT
Have you even read the standing orders? |
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 29, 2022 21:16:02 GMT
Mr Tiddles 22 hours ago Superb. Keep them coming.AudioPhil 14 hours ago Thanks, will do! AudioPhil is besty.
(What have you ever done etc...)
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Post by Faceless on Mar 29, 2022 21:18:15 GMT
I do have a big bum. It's genetics init... 48" even in my very reduced state. My father's was 56" (bum, that is). Getting comfortable armchairs has always been a pain in the... oh. When you say bum, I assume you don't mean the waist measurement? 48" diameter bumhole |
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Post by Destry on Mar 29, 2022 21:43:16 GMT
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Post by Destry on Mar 29, 2022 21:45:04 GMT
You people.
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 29, 2022 21:52:59 GMT
OK, who left the bathroom door open?
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 29, 2022 21:54:14 GMT
When you say bum, I assume you don't mean the waist measurement? 48" diameter bumhole Sorry, my fault. |
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 29, 2022 22:06:42 GMT
Bumhole fact.
Richard Gere has the best bumhole in Hollywood. It's a well known fact that he used to (maybe still does) keep farmyard and woodland animals up there to protect them from the harsh Californian climate.
Like a modern day Noah.
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 29, 2022 23:08:36 GMT
Tids Jnr has scoffed my Italian ham, the fucker. I only left it on the kitchen worktop for a minute and Whammm... |
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