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Post by amipal on Apr 1, 2022 17:03:26 GMT
What the hell is a tailpipe? Yo, Tuffers! America’s thataway! Sorry! I dropped my cell phone on the sidewalk whilst on the way to get some potato chips and root beer and it's now malfunctioning. Hey! I’m walkin’ here! |
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 1, 2022 17:26:16 GMT
root beer
*shudders*
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 1, 2022 17:29:47 GMT
Hmmm...
"Group B: England, Iran, USA, Scotland/Wales/Ukraine"
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Post by Chumbles on Apr 1, 2022 17:32:38 GMT
Well... that hurt... I am considering eating something following a little recovery time from a tiny nurse; never has so much pain been inflicted by such small hands. She was late because she started late |
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Post by Chumbles on Apr 1, 2022 17:38:12 GMT
Hmmm... "Group B: England, Iran, USA, Scotland/Wales/Ukraine" The group most likely to have politics rear its ugly head! |
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Post by Chumbles on Apr 1, 2022 17:42:57 GMT
And, in case you missed it, my 83rd victims, errr, victory leaderboard! |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 1, 2022 17:46:41 GMT
Hmmm... "Group B: England, Iran, USA, Scotland/Wales/Ukraine" Ha ha ha! We have a free pass to the last 16. I look forward to Iran beating Scotland. |
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Post by lazybones on Apr 1, 2022 18:03:21 GMT
I’m on a train.
A genteel looking older man in a mask has has just got off, leaving a bag under the seat opposite.
These could be my last words.
What if it’s a bomb?
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 1, 2022 18:05:28 GMT
I remember a police officer not long after the last London bombings manhandling a bag someone had left on a train. Subtle he wasn't.
Had a nosy? What if it's a pile of money or drugs?
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Post by lazybones on Apr 1, 2022 18:05:31 GMT
It’s not (a bomb).
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Post by lazybones on Apr 1, 2022 18:06:14 GMT
I remember a police officer not long after the last London bombings manhandling a bag someone had left on a train. Subtle he wasn't. Had a nosy? What if it's a pile of money or drugs? It looks like a small selection of baking goods. |
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 1, 2022 18:06:43 GMT
Did he look like Keith Allen?
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 1, 2022 18:08:44 GMT
You could have told him he'd forgotten his parcel, rather than looting it.
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Post by lazybones on Apr 1, 2022 18:09:02 GMT
Did he look like Keith Allen? It was hard to say. When my heart began to pound, and my thoughts began to race, I thought he might have been a sleeper Russian sabateur. |
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Post by lazybones on Apr 1, 2022 18:09:51 GMT
You could have told him he'd forgotten his parcel, rather than looting it. I only realised after he’d got off the train. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 1, 2022 18:11:28 GMT
You could have told him he'd forgotten his parcel, rather than looting it. I only realised after he’d got off the train. Tell that to the judge. |
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 1, 2022 18:13:42 GMT
Will you risk eating them?
Will you give one of the scones to homeless person first to make sure they're not poisoned? What If only some are poisoned?
Proper head scratcher.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 1, 2022 18:15:01 GMT
Also if it contains flour it could be a bomb. You can make flour explode.
You need a small primer explosive to disperse the flour in to the air, then a detonator to explode it.
Otherwise the flour will just burn.
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 1, 2022 18:39:04 GMT
Sheep there with his favourite recipe from the Anarchist Cookbook.
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Post by Faceless on Apr 1, 2022 18:40:18 GMT
I think you should take the bag, then go on a mission to track down the owner. You could document your experience. Part detective tale, part travelogue, part journey of self discovery
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Post by gongfarmer on Apr 1, 2022 19:07:08 GMT
Also if it contains flour it could be a bomb. You can make flour explode. You need a small primer explosive to disperse the flour in to the air, then a detonator to explode it. Otherwise the flour will just burn. Pyrotechnics pedant here…. It is really really hard to even make a suspension of flour even burn. Believe me we have left pounds of flour over various fields trying this. Not being a high explosive it’ll never detonate, so a decent deflagration is the best outcome…. But we’ve got at best a small flare and a humorous covering of unburnt flour. We have had much more success with a couple of gallons of petrol/diesel mix, and a few ounces of flash powder to get everything airborne. here is one of our more successful craters in a Dorset field. Being responsible nutters we had alerted the authorities, who had turned out for a cheap nights entertainment….. enjoy |
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Post by Chumbles on Apr 1, 2022 19:13:18 GMT
I think you should take the bag, then go on a mission to track down the owner. You could document your experience. Part detective tale, part travelogue, part journey f self discovery But first call Jeff; pitch the idea to Amazon Prime, get a cameraman and crew filming your every move. Episode 1: You take bag of ingredients to fuzz; high drama as you're all dragged off to Porton Down - turns into farce Episode 2:You, the crew, special branch and a mad scientist (Oz) track down the bag's owner. Convince him that he's been selected for a new game show... Episode 3: You host a cookery show: Mystery Chef, competitors take the ingredients and create recipes with an additional, deadly ingredient... You could make 7 seasons out of this... it's a gold mine - Picard could make a guest appearance |
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 1, 2022 19:19:37 GMT
Wahoo!
No work for this guy til April 12th!
Chinese takeaway en route.
Cheers!
*raises glass of beer*
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 1, 2022 19:37:07 GMT
Wahoo! No work for this guy til April 12th! Chinese takeaway en route. Cheers! *raises glass of beer, dances to Axel F* |
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Post by gongfarmer on Apr 1, 2022 19:45:51 GMT
![]()  For those interested, here is a setup pic for the big boom. Despite appearances, and the occasional missing fingers, these guys are professionals…. |
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