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Post by lazybones on Apr 19, 2022 15:35:24 GMT
It doesn't seem that controversial what happened with Jesus / Joshua / Joshua Joseph.
Someone opened the tomb and took him away. Maybe he was still alive and wanted a quiet life. Like Phil Cool.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 19, 2022 15:35:55 GMT
I have to stretch my glutes and hamstrings just to walk from the bedroom to the bathroom in the morning. Not stretching before and after a run when you're in your 40's is madness Whose not stretching? I have all manner of stretches I miserably put myself through, some recommended by the back specialist. Makes no difference on those hills though. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 19, 2022 15:40:01 GMT
I'm aware I should probably know this, but now that I think about it.. Jesus was crucified. Three days later he came back for his easter eggs. Then what happened? How did he die the second time? That's the neat bit: He didn't. He made the Easter chocolate last for 40 days instead of scoffing the lot the next day, thus performing another miracle. Then He legged it up to Heaven and send the Holy Spirit down 10 days later as He realised that His inbox was getting full. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 19, 2022 15:43:13 GMT
No, you need to stretch your own glutes, even if it's less fun. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Apr 19, 2022 15:45:37 GMT
It doesn't seem that controversial what happened with Jesus / Joshua / Joshua Joseph. Someone opened the tomb and took him away. Maybe he was still alive and wanted a quiet life. Like Phil Cool. Is that really what happened to Phil Cool? I always assumed someone had crucified him and left him in a cave. |
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Post by Chumbles on Apr 19, 2022 15:55:17 GMT
TrueStoryJesusDateChat. Many years ago I was dating someone and she had one of those cinema passes. So we went to the cinema and Passion of the Christ was on. She wanted to watch it, so we did. I'm not sure how much of this Jesus Christ fella was new to her. At the end (the scene of the empty tomb), she turned to me and asked loudly "did he go and get them?" I'm guessing that snogging in the back row was out? |
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Post by Chumbles on Apr 19, 2022 16:12:43 GMT
 A friend published a play-by-mail Diplomacy zine called: Rats Live on no Evil Star... other ingenious names of Dip Zines: Frigate (anag.) Grafeti (ditto) Mad Policy (anag.) 1901 and All That (a play on "1066...* |
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 19, 2022 17:11:00 GMT
First failure  . Wordle 304 X/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 |
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 19, 2022 17:44:30 GMT
I'm aware I should probably know this, but now that I think about it.. Jesus was crucified. Three days later he came back for his easter eggs. Then what happened? How did he die the second time? Ascended directly to heaven after 40 days |
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Post by Chumbles on Apr 19, 2022 17:52:45 GMT
My anger at that lying, narcissistic, thug Johnson and his bunch of self-seeking cunts lice Richi, Fleece-Mogg and that heartless Rottweiler Patel* makes me so fucking furious I am going to have to avoid listening to the News for a day or two. *The similarities between her Final Solution to the 'refugee problem' and Putin's 'humanitarian' exit routes for Ukrainian civilians into Russian concentration camps is spine-chilling. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 19, 2022 18:21:41 GMT
I'm aware I should probably know this, but now that I think about it.. Jesus was crucified. Three days later he came back for his easter eggs. Then what happened? How did he die the second time? Ascended directly to heaven after 40 days And spent that time scaring the shit out of his mates. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 19, 2022 18:35:13 GMT
Ascended directly to heaven after 40 days And spent that time scaring the shit out of his mates.  |
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Post by Destry on Apr 19, 2022 18:43:21 GMT
A friend published a play-by-mail Diplomacy zine called: Rats Live on no Evil Star... I quite like Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era |
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 19, 2022 19:04:55 GMT
So... Jesus became a zombie? What you'll need is an M249 with... [cont. for 94 pages]
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Post by gongfarmer on Apr 19, 2022 19:14:02 GMT
Today I have been doing battle with lord nettle, and his yellow rooted minions.
I think I emerged victorious, but he he’s left me with some tingles in unexpected places.
Would not recommend. Should have stuck with games.
Tomorrow, I attack the pampas grass. Swear words will be used.
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 19, 2022 21:05:46 GMT
Gongfarmer, with the garden shears, in the tall pampas grass
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