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Post by reddonkeyham on Apr 29, 2022 13:41:51 GMT
Missed me? Probably not. I had the absolute pleasure of being mugged, and got to spend 4 days in a hospital bed. Confidence knocked, soul destroyed, oh how I feel like a 3 legged donkey. Hope all is well in the Chatterbox Kingdom.
Since returning from the hospital I’ve re-watched the first 3 seasons of Buffy, The Thick Of It, and The Good Place. Comfort watching, eating crap food, no gaming.
Any puns that will leave me in stitches? (Not that I want more stitches)
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Apr 29, 2022 13:46:49 GMT
The monster had horns, small deep-set eyes, glinting teeth, and was so heavy that when it scrambled up the side of the U-boat, the whole vessel listed sideways. It then viciously attacked the forward gun, chomping lumps out it.
That sounds like Terry before he’s had his rod hull in the morning.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Apr 29, 2022 13:50:09 GMT
Who chats together while watching a film?
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 29, 2022 13:52:26 GMT
reddonkeyhamSorry to hear that. I've never been mugged but I've been jumped a couple of times (no Tuffers, just no) - was lucky it wasn't bad enough to be be hospitalised. It does put the shits up you for a good wee while. Hope you can put it past you soon enough.
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 29, 2022 13:55:30 GMT
Heading into work. Non rush hour public transport is fucking gash. The First bus app is a lying basturt.
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Post by lazybones on Apr 29, 2022 13:58:47 GMT
Missed me? Probably not. I had the absolute pleasure of being mugged, and got to spend 4 days in a hospital bed. Confidence knocked, soul destroyed, oh how I feel like a 3 legged donkey. Hope all is well in the Chatterbox Kingdom. Since returning from the hospital I’ve re-watched the first 3 seasons of Buffy, The Thick Of It, and The Good Place. Comfort watching, eating crap food, no gaming. Any puns that will leave me in stitches? (Not that I want more stitches) Sorry to hear this. Very sorry to hear this. Ah man … I got punched up once in London. All I got was a busted lip, really, but that was bad enough. I felt shaken up for days. |
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 29, 2022 13:59:34 GMT
Missed me? Probably not. I had the absolute pleasure of being mugged, and got to spend 4 days in a hospital bed. Confidence knocked, soul destroyed, oh how I feel like a 3 legged donkey. Hope all is well in the Chatterbox Kingdom. Since returning from the hospital I’ve re-watched the first 3 seasons of Buffy, The Thick Of It, and The Good Place. Comfort watching, eating crap food, no gaming. Any puns that will leave me in stitches? (Not that I want more stitches) Hand over your lunch money without putting up a fight next time. I'm sure you've learned your lesson. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 29, 2022 14:06:51 GMT
Sounds absolutely terrible, Donkey. What utter bastards. Glad to have you back. Buffy is your comfort viewing? You and Felice Landry will get on like a house on fire. |
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 29, 2022 14:12:04 GMT
It's fucking gorgeous out. Why am I going to work when I could be going to sit outside a boozer? smh. There are a few new places on gentrified Victoria Rd that look decent. I just ran by them as the traffic was horrendous and I needed to make a) train to catch the b) train.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Apr 29, 2022 14:16:21 GMT
Missed me? Probably not. I had the absolute pleasure of being mugged, and got to spend 4 days in a hospital bed. Confidence knocked, soul destroyed, oh how I feel like a 3 legged donkey. Hope all is well in the Chatterbox Kingdom. Since returning from the hospital I’ve re-watched the first 3 seasons of Buffy, The Thick Of It, and The Good Place. Comfort watching, eating crap food, no gaming. Any puns that will leave me in stitches? (Not that I want more stitches) Ooft, that is bad. Sorry to hear it. The one time I got mugged in earnest was a fairly polite transaction by comparison. The guy had his hand in his pocket and implied he had a knife as he demanded money. I gave him 2 quid, which was a lot of money in those days, and he went away. All the other people at the bus stop carried on staring at their feet. |
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 29, 2022 14:18:17 GMT
The only time I've ever deserved a random punch was in a Chinese take away late one night. As I was drunk, I wasn't being as subtle as I thought when taking the piss out of some randoms slip on shoes.
His meal was called and he got it from the counter, turned round and one punched me to the jaw. I slid down the wall like something out a cartoon.
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 29, 2022 14:25:55 GMT
Why are we all being nice? I thought we were mostly bullying monsters. Now you've made me look like a bastard, you bullying monsters.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 29, 2022 14:27:29 GMT
Missed me? Probably not. I had the absolute pleasure of being mugged, and got to spend 4 days in a hospital bed. Confidence knocked, soul destroyed, oh how I feel like a 3 legged donkey. Hope all is well in the Chatterbox Kingdom. Since returning from the hospital I’ve re-watched the first 3 seasons of Buffy, The Thick Of It, and The Good Place. Comfort watching, eating crap food, no gaming. Any puns that will leave me in stitches? (Not that I want more stitches) Ooft, that is bad. Sorry to hear it. The one time I got mugged in earnest was a fairly polite transaction by comparison. The guy had his hand in his pocket and implied he had a knife as he demanded money. I gave him 2 quid, which was a lot of money in those days, and he went away. All the other people at the bus stop carried on staring at their feet. Have you been mugged for giggles? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 29, 2022 14:32:33 GMT
I am shivering like a shitting dog.
I got mugged once as a student, there were 3 of them and they hit me with bricks. I had no money or phone on me but they kept looking. I grabbed two by the collar and spun around to deter the third.
Luckily a taxi eventually came down the road and scared them off.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 29, 2022 14:33:52 GMT
Does anyone want some awful trainers, two probably cancelled bank cards, a bus pass, 3 used Star Wars episode 7 cinema tickets, (different showings) and a tearstained wallet?
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 29, 2022 14:41:39 GMT
Hi I’m at an airport. A month ago I went to a party and three people I knew didn’t recognise me. Today I swiped my booking pass and the camera didn’t recognise me. I then had a body scan twice and the apparatus was unable to pick up an image. Who the Hell am I? Also - it’s 11.22 and I’m surrounded by people drinking booze. It makes no sense. On my way back from Germany at the beginning of the year I failed the automated passport check at Frankfurt airport. Although my passport photo was less than a year old I was well aware that it was asking for trouble. The picture was taken in a supermarket photo booth at the height of lockdown, shortly after I lost my poor PM. I wasn't in a good state and I hadn't seen the inside of a hairdresser for well over a year. I had to fight my way through a snow storm to get there and there were snowflakes in my lockdown hair. The first two attempts didn't meet the guidelines, so I accepted the terrible picture on my third try just because it was at least formally okay. So I had to present myself to a German border guard who looked at the photo, looked back at me, asked me to take off my glasses, looked at the photo, looked at me. I started making " Gruselphoto, amirite, hahaha..." noises. Reluctantly he handed back my passport and let me through the barrier. It was clear he didn't believe I was the person in the picture. I barely made my connection flight. I will have to use this passport for nine more years. Maybe I'll get lucky and it gets stolen. |
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Post by gongfarmer on Apr 29, 2022 14:46:36 GMT
I've never been mugged, but did have a knife pulled on me once back in my home town at a party. There was a surreal conversation where i reminded him we had been at primary school together, and that my mum was friends with his mum, and he put the knife away and slunk off. This caused much bemusement to a Midlands biker mate from poly, who had come to stay with me for a 'quiet' weekend on the coast. "Fookin 'ell, I came here to have a break from all that shite" was his summary.
Hope you get well soon Red Donkey, and the scrote gets what's coming to him.
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 29, 2022 14:59:46 GMT
Never been mugged, luckily, but had to deal with my fair share of creepy stalkers, including one who started attacking me - fortunately in a rather wimpy fashion. I fought back, lost an earring in the scuffle, and managed to get away. Before I stomped off indignantly I turned around and blew a raspberry at the pathetic loser. It seemed like the right thing to do at the time.
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 29, 2022 15:10:26 GMT
I've never mugged anyone.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 29, 2022 15:10:45 GMT
I'll get you next time tenthenemy!
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 29, 2022 15:14:42 GMT
Poor Boris
Ok, apparently not so poor after all.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Apr 29, 2022 15:15:36 GMT
I've never mugged anyone. A likely story. |
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 29, 2022 15:15:50 GMT
I've never mugged anyone. More a burglary man? Calm down Uncle Monty. |
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Post by amipal on Apr 29, 2022 15:23:50 GMT
Missed me? Probably not. I had the absolute pleasure of being mugged, and got to spend 4 days in a hospital bed. Confidence knocked, soul destroyed, oh how I feel like a 3 legged donkey. A fellow boxer assaulted? Chatterboxers, ASSEMBLE! |
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Post by Terry "Terry" Dakyl on Apr 29, 2022 15:34:35 GMT
Morning rave moms!
It won't let me log in so I'm posting incognito - see if you can work out who this is.
To clarify, the like for Redd Onke Yham was for their return not for being mugged.
Games - got a bit further in the capital, figured out a sneaky path to get past everything and then realised I really didn't want to be past everything as there were lots of very angry people there. Got rekt. I might give up on the ring for a while, its gotten hard.
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