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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 30, 2022 9:45:35 GMT
I was looking for porn and accidently opened up Chatterbox, an easy mistake.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Apr 30, 2022 9:56:06 GMT
I will leave it to our Scottish brethren as to the truth of this: You've gone badly wrong there. No Scottish people have ever been to the university of St Andrews. |
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Post by lazybones on Apr 30, 2022 10:34:59 GMT
Jesus said…
YE MUST BE BORN AGAIN
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 30, 2022 10:56:54 GMT
It was only a matter of time until the Fenians got hold of Lazy.
Only a matter of time...
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 30, 2022 10:57:35 GMT
Which one of you sent the meatspin link to Parish?
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Apr 30, 2022 11:07:29 GMT
Wordle 315 3/6
🟨🟩⬛⬛⬛
🟨🟩🟨⬛🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Good afternoon, is this retrobates anonymous.
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 30, 2022 11:11:42 GMT
MORNING.
THIS MORNING WE HAD A MASSIVE SKIP DELIVERED TO OUR FRONT DRIVE.
I'M NOW LOBBING CRAP IN THE SKIP. I'M WEARING RIGGER GLOVES TO PROTECT MY PUNY SOFT HANDS.
IT'S A BIT HOT. I'M SWEATING SHIRAZ.
SEND CLOUDS.
OVER AND OUT.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Apr 30, 2022 11:16:51 GMT
I'm glad Tuffers is back to normal at least.
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Post by Faceless on Apr 30, 2022 11:20:11 GMT
I did a crap in a skip once.
Not my finest hour
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Apr 30, 2022 11:33:21 GMT
6 Letter - Lingle 98 - 3/7
⬛🟨🟩⬛⬛🟩
⬛🟨🟩🟨⬛🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Post by Faceless on Apr 30, 2022 11:33:30 GMT
OTTM: Faceless's TV review: Devs
Good
4 stars
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 30, 2022 11:35:13 GMT
I did a crap in a skip once. Not my finest hour My friend Rob did one in a toilet sat outside a building site for a new motel. The toilet had yet to be connected to the plumbing. |
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Post by Faceless on Apr 30, 2022 11:43:48 GMT
Classic Rob
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Post by Chumbles on Apr 30, 2022 11:46:16 GMT
Daily Quordle 96
5️⃣8️⃣
6️⃣4️⃣
quordle.com
⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨
⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨
🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟩⬜🟨
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨
🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟩🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜
⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
I cannot stop sleeping
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Post by RollingEscargot on Apr 30, 2022 11:49:03 GMT
I did a crap in a skip once. Not my finest hour Got to be at least top 5 though, surely? |
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Post by lazybones on Apr 30, 2022 11:57:41 GMT
I soiled myself in an Indian carpet dealer’s office once. I think he wanted me to become a drugs mule so it came at a good time.
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 30, 2022 12:37:46 GMT
I have a sphincter in my bum, so I have not done any of those sordid things.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Apr 30, 2022 12:41:04 GMT
7 Letter - Lingle 98 - 5/7
⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛🟩🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛
🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟨⬛⬛🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I used a word search, I'm not sorry.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Apr 30, 2022 12:57:58 GMT
5 Letter - Lingle 98 - 3/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 google word search, useful for when you have a meltdown. yes I know I'm a cheating ******* it's not like I'm watching porn as I lingle. #lingleporn  |
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 30, 2022 13:16:21 GMT
We all know you're a cheaty cunt, Kane. We've known it for some time.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 30, 2022 13:29:02 GMT
I was assaulted by a work colleague outside work.
I was walking down the street to work,blithely and innocently listening to a cd(this was decades ago)
She crept up, put an arm round mywaist and tapped me on the shoulder.
It's fair to say i was surprised. Apparently i spun round looking absolutely furious and with hair stood on end. She was quite apologetic for the shock. Once she stopped laughing.
It cost me nothing except my dignity. A small price to pay not to be jumped from behind in tbe street by a 5'3" mugger.
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Post by lazybones on Apr 30, 2022 13:35:44 GMT
I was assaulted by a woman at the Notting Hill carnival once.
I was in a congested area, passing through, when I felt a sharp pain in my gluteus maximus. I looked round and it was the taloned hand of a languid middle-aged woman, who looked at me and said ‘You have to don’t you?’
Not defensible in a court of law.
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Post by Faceless on Apr 30, 2022 13:50:29 GMT
I was assaulted by a woman at the Notting Hill carnival once. I was in a congested area, passing through, when I felt a sharp pain in my gluteus maximus. I looked round and it was the taloned hand of a languid middle-aged woman, who looked at me and said ‘You have to don’t you?’ Not defensible in a court of law. and this caused you to run into a carpet dealers office and shit yourself? |
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Post by lazybones on Apr 30, 2022 14:51:21 GMT
no
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 30, 2022 14:59:31 GMT
Lazybones in a carpet shop, with a noxious dump.
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