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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Apr 30, 2022 15:25:45 GMT
We all know you're a cheaty cunt, Kane. We've known it for some time. I've just been verbally assaulted, where's Mr Tids when you need him - oh, " Chumbles he's at it again could you CORRECT him please"! |
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 30, 2022 15:55:36 GMT
Hello.
Been to Homebase & Aldi this morning.
Rather amused by the blatant Aldi Brewdog ripoffs. Raining now.
No games last night. Watched some thing about Punk the PM had recorded from sky arts. Risotto for dinner. Some games later I hope. So lazybones shat it when introduced to his county lines master? Fair do's I'd have done the same.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Apr 30, 2022 15:58:27 GMT
"In an interview with BBC South West, Parish revealed that he had initially mistakenly opened a pornography website after looking for a site related to tractors."
Bit niche.
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 30, 2022 16:01:12 GMT
Missey Ferguson dot com
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Apr 30, 2022 16:16:41 GMT
Morning tractor fans.
Been putting together Ikea furntirute all afternoon. Top banana.
Ring - I'm taking a break from seeking the ring, as its basically become hard as nuts and I'm not really making any progress.
TV - That Severance is alright
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 30, 2022 17:06:58 GMT
I am thinking of taking the plunge with Elden Ring, what's the considered Chatterbox opinion of it now it's been out a while?
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Post by Chumbles on Apr 30, 2022 17:26:03 GMT
We all know you're a cheaty cunt, Kane. We've known it for some time. I've just been verbally assaulted, where's Mr Tids when you need him - oh, " Chumbles he's at it again could you CORRECT him please"! Tangle with Tids? My life expectancy is short enough, thanks ... |
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Post by Destry on Apr 30, 2022 17:27:44 GMT
Massive Fergusons
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Post by Chumbles on Apr 30, 2022 17:39:43 GMT
Crank, scouring his favourites for the link! Rowson in the Graun encapsulates the porno fiasco... The first panel has the Greasy Mogg parading his Brexit cash coup for his venal colleagues; which is far more reprehensible... Parrish to Mrs Parrish "I was looking for Massive, oops, Massey Fergusons for one of my constituents, when I found a huge twat!" |
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Post by lazybones on Apr 30, 2022 17:47:29 GMT
I was assaulted by a woman at the Notting Hill carnival once. I was in a congested area, passing through, when I felt a sharp pain in my gluteus maximus. I looked round and it was the taloned hand of a languid middle-aged woman, who looked at me and said ‘You have to don’t you?’ Not defensible in a court of law. and this caused you to run into a carpet dealers office and shit yourself? hallo I was punished by the Cosmos with a bout of diarrhoea, when I was on holiday in Agra. What was I punished for? I don’t know - daring to dream that a curry with banana in might be a delicious choice. 20 years later I was assaulted in Notting Hill. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 30, 2022 18:01:32 GMT
and this caused you to run into a carpet dealers office and shit yourself? hallo I was punished by the Cosmos with a bout of diarrhoea, when I was on holiday in Agra. What was I punished for? I don’t know - dating to dream that a curry with banana in might be a delicious choice. 20 years later I was assaulted in Notting Hill. Don't mess with the Ark of the Covenant. A bad business. |
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Post by gongfarmer on Apr 30, 2022 18:22:14 GMT
Evening, consumers.
Pm and I have decided to clear out the freezer, so tea tonight is something frozen in a casserole dish of uncertain provenance. Possibly a chicken casserole…. Possibly a beef curry.
Stand by for the next thrilling update.
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Post by Faceless on Apr 30, 2022 18:23:11 GMT
and this caused you to run into a carpet dealers office and shit yourself? hallo I was punished by the Cosmos with a bout of diarrhoea, when I was on holiday in Agra. What was I punished for? I don’t know - daring to dream that a curry with banana in might be a delicious choice. 20 years later I was assaulted in Notting Hill. Coincidence? We'll let the jury decide |
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Post by Chumbles on Apr 30, 2022 18:36:36 GMT
hallo I was punished by the Cosmos with a bout of diarrhoea, when I was on holiday in Agra. What was I punished for? I don’t know - daring to dream that a curry with banana in might be a delicious choice. 20 years later I was assaulted in Notting Hill. Coincidence? We'll let the jury decide Going to be tough finding a jury of LB's peers |
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 30, 2022 18:58:29 GMT
I am thinking of taking the plunge with Elden Ring, what's the considered Chatterbox opinion of it now it's been out a while? It's excellent, best thing to do is a lot of exploring and not rush through the main stories. Though get the Horse first. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Apr 30, 2022 19:02:24 GMT
and this caused you to run into a carpet dealers office and shit yourself? hallo I was punished by the Cosmos with a bout of diarrhoea, when I was on holiday in Agra. What was I punished for? I don’t know - daring to dream that a curry with banana in might be a delicious choice. 20 years later I was assaulted in Notting Hill. My God. I suspected that Big Carpet was playing the long game, but nobody knew it went this deep. |
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 30, 2022 19:35:12 GMT
He's resigned as an MP, I reckon he'll stop using porn, and no longer like tractor fan sites. At least he'll be able to get work in a bathroom as an ex-tractor fan.
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 30, 2022 19:41:23 GMT
Yesterday evening and this afternoon I watched more Elden Ring playthrough on Twitch. It certainly makes me want to play it myself, but I've got too much other stuff going on atm and it's nice to give a pleasant person an audience. Just spectating it is a lot of fun.*
*a sentiment last expressed by Neil Parish
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 30, 2022 19:43:04 GMT
Evenin'
I'm well knackered (and have a bit of a burnt bonce) from too much time lugging stuff around in the sunsheeeeeyiiiiiine.
Beer 2 feels like beer 5 right now, so I guess there's that.
Building an IKEA desk tomorrow.
Bank holidays used to be fun, sigh.
But the next one will be (Liz's jubilee), mwwahahaha..... The PM and kids are going camping with friends for 4 (FOUR) days.
Oh boy, I'm counting the days already...
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 30, 2022 19:43:29 GMT
He's resigned as an MP, I reckon he'll stop using porn, and no longer like tractor fan sites. At least he'll be able to get work in a bathroom as an ex-tractor fan. BOOOOOOOOOO! |
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 30, 2022 19:43:44 GMT
Boooo
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 30, 2022 19:44:58 GMT
Evenin' I'm well knackered (and have a bit of a burnt bonce) from too much time lugging stuff around in the sunsheeeeeyiiiiiine. Beer 2 feels like beer 5 right now, so I guess there's that. Building an IKEA desk tomorrow. Bank holidays used to be fun, sigh. But the next one will be (Liz's jubilee), mwwahahaha..... The PM and kids are going camping with friends for 4 (FOUR) days. Oh boy, I'm counting the days already... Beer 5 will be fucking ace. Sunday's Tuffers is going to hate you. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 30, 2022 19:49:11 GMT
He's resigned as an MP, I reckon he'll stop using porn, and no longer like tractor fan sites. At least he'll be able to get work in a bathroom as an ex-tractor fan.  |
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 30, 2022 19:58:37 GMT
BOOOO!
What are we doing?
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Post by Destry on Apr 30, 2022 20:07:55 GMT
Hi
Tonight I'm watching a double bill of (what my dad used to call) shitkickers, i.e. westerns. Firstly Joe Kidd and now Hang Em High.
Can't beat a good western. 4 stars.
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