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Post by lazybones on May 13, 2022 12:00:56 GMT
"Timo’s Pizza is the realisation of a twenty year dream. Twenty years ago while studying at Southampton University Timo, a passionate pizza lover, had a question. Everyone loves pizza, so why is there no fast food pizza? The answer everyone gave was that ‘Pizza is fast food dummy!’ but is that really the case. When people are hungry and on the run, they want Fast Food, maybe they will grab a burger, a sub, some fried chicken or perhaps a taco. There are many different well-known brands that people will turn to. Pizza is not among them. Why is this? Up till now pizza is slow, pizza is awkward to eat and pizza comes in huge boxes. Timo decided to change pizza forever."
I feel sad for Timo. This was his dream!
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Post by lazybones on May 13, 2022 12:02:56 GMT
I can’t believe Timo is a passionate pizza lover. Because if he was he would put more cheese on the pizzas. And he wouldn’t include ricotta as one of the cheeses on his three cheese offering.
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Post by RollingEscargot on May 13, 2022 12:05:05 GMT
It's looking more and more like pizza has changed Timo forever. When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back into you.
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Post by reddonkeyham on May 13, 2022 12:08:19 GMT
Did it become Timo's folded company once he realised his 20 year dream was over?
I'd happily have more places that sells Tacos though, not even sure where they are sold near me. If Timo isn't a fan of becoming Timo's Folded Taco company, we could organise a hostile taco-ver.
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Post by lazybones on May 13, 2022 12:14:44 GMT
‘And then life gets in the way……Finally it was time to bring the dream to reality and open Timo’s Pizza.’
Timo needs to lose this. What happened to him over those 20 years?
When you go for food you want an answer - to hunger. Not a whole set of questions.
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Post by Tuffers on May 13, 2022 12:17:43 GMT
Timo didn't follow the basics.
First, think of the name, then the product follows.
Timo's Chino's:
"The best slacks in London" - Rio Ferdinand
"high quality and comfortable, I now stride around with confidence thanks to Timo" - Ross Kemp
Timo's T-Bones
"pwoppa nawty" - Danny Dyer
"tasty steak, Timo is the best" - Paul McCartney
Timo's Limo's
Etc
Etc
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Post by lazybones on May 13, 2022 12:22:21 GMT
Ok - there’s no-one in Timo’s.
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Post by crankcaller on May 13, 2022 12:26:12 GMT
I really hope for timos sake he's a money laundering front for his "uncle"
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Post by tenthenemy on May 13, 2022 12:42:10 GMT
MettwurstMeister12 ("SalamiMaster12") didn't know what hit him. |
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Post by MrTiddles on May 13, 2022 12:42:40 GMT
Ok - there’s no-one in Timo’s.  |
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Post by tenthenemy on May 13, 2022 12:44:31 GMT
I could have murdered a Mettwurst for lunch myself. |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on May 13, 2022 12:49:46 GMT
That link is meatspin isn't it
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on May 13, 2022 12:51:55 GMT
Timo should diversify - Timo's folded Calzones. Timo's folded spaghetti. Timo's folded beard papas.
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Post by lazybones on May 13, 2022 13:08:21 GMT
I don't know if Timo even exists ...
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Post by lazybones on May 13, 2022 13:20:11 GMT
I took the red pill.
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Post by tenthenemy on May 13, 2022 13:24:57 GMT
That link is meatspin isn't it It's clearly labelled as such. |
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Post by lazybones on May 13, 2022 13:37:52 GMT
I've just found out that 'Swallowing the red pill’ means a journey to the heart of modern misogyny.
Ach. Urgh. I didn't mean that.
I thought I was just referencing The Matrix.
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Post by Sheep2 on May 13, 2022 13:53:01 GMT
It's more complicated than that now the Matrix is also a metaphor for transitioning.
Apparently the main pills used to alter hormone levels are red in colour.
It's quite pleasing that what had become a sometimes unpleasant meme is also about transitioning, not something that I think the red pill people would be in favour of.
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Post by lazybones on May 13, 2022 13:55:23 GMT
You can't say anything these days.
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Post by tenthenemy on May 13, 2022 13:56:13 GMT
I've just found out that 'Swallowing the red pill’ means a journey to the heart of modern misogyny. Ach. Urgh. I didn't mean that. I thought I was just referencing The Matrix. I have commented in the past on your astonishing ability to remain blissfully ignorant, so I don't know what else to say except that I'm truly sorry for the loss of your innocence. If it's any consolation, I think no one took your remark as anything else than just a reference to The Matrix. |
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Post by lazybones on May 13, 2022 14:00:19 GMT
You'll be saying Pepe the Frog's racist next.
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Post by Chumbles on May 13, 2022 14:02:55 GMT
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Post by lazybones on May 13, 2022 14:03:03 GMT
I knew the Red Pill was a conspiracy thing. But only in the way someone might say 'Wake up, Sheeple.'
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Post by crankcaller on May 13, 2022 14:03:41 GMT
Lazy's got boobs now?
Hot.
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Post by Tuffers on May 13, 2022 14:07:14 GMT
Ha! I've got boobs and didn't even need any of your racist red pills!
Oh.
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