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Post by Sheep2 on May 13, 2022 14:21:21 GMT
Quiz 7/7
A couple of guesses
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Post by Faceless on May 13, 2022 15:02:07 GMT
I have just had an email from ticketmaster telling me that there are still tickets available to see Ed S*****n, and his massive smug face.
Fuck you ticketmaster
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 13, 2022 15:03:24 GMT
Quiz 7/7 A couple of guesses Blimey! |
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Post by Melvazord on May 13, 2022 15:10:14 GMT
War chat. Russians getting annoyed at Finland is hilarious. If they're getting rolled by some farmers on perfectly flat land, how are they going to take on the roaving heavy metal bands and moomins in the Finnish swamps and forests? Idiots.
Anyway, here's a relevant joke:
A large group of Russian soldiers are moving down a road in Finland during WW2, when they hear a voice call from behind a small hill: "One Finnish soldier can kill ten Russians".
The Russian commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the hill where a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice once again calls out: "One Finn can kill fifty Russians."
Furious, the Russian commander sends his next best 50 troops over the hill and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
The calm Finnish voice calls out again: "One Finn can kill 100 Russians!"
The enraged Russian commander musters 100 fighters and sends them to the other side of the hill. Again, a huge battle erupts, then silence.
Eventually one badly wounded Russian fighter crawls back over the hill and yells,
"It's a trap! There are two of them!"
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Post by lazybones on May 13, 2022 15:13:54 GMT
I don't like Ed Sheeran's lyrical content. I especially don't like the songs where he mentions: - Sitting in bars
- Listening to Van Morrison
- Using a big plate to steal food from a buffet
What a rotter. |
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Post by tenthenemy on May 13, 2022 15:29:17 GMT
Actually *pushes up glasses* this is a Winter War joke. (Or rather, more specifically than WW2. I just wanted to be a pedant.)
Btw, the first version I ever heard of that joke had English instead of Russians and Irish instead of Finns.
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Post by RollingEscargot on May 13, 2022 15:37:58 GMT
I was told that joke in the playground in the early 1980s, and it was about the Scots and the Ingerlish. Obviously no longer a plausible format since the rise of Sir Harold and his brave knights.
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Post by Melvazord on May 13, 2022 15:55:11 GMT
Actually *pushes up glasses* this is a Winter War joke. (Or rather, more specifically than WW2. I just wanted to be a pedant.) Btw, the first version I ever heard of that joke had English instead of Russians and Irish instead of Finns. Double actually, since it doesn't state a year in which this joke was fought, it could in fact be part of the continuation war, which the Soviets considered to be a front in the great patriotic war that was WW2 and which ended with Soviet troops within Finnish borders, but still getting their faces pushed in by Moomins. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on May 13, 2022 16:03:04 GMT
Natalie Portman and the Moomins together would be an unbeatable combo imo.
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Post by amipal on May 13, 2022 16:06:12 GMT
It’s the Moomins that do the most damage.
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Post by Tuffers on May 13, 2022 16:08:54 GMT
I'll be Bach.
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Post by Sheep2 on May 13, 2022 17:03:29 GMT
Natalie Portman and the Moomins together would be an unbeatable combo imo. Dirty boy. |
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Post by tenthenemy on May 13, 2022 17:40:20 GMT
Wordle 328 4/6
🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛
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Daily Quordle 109
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quordle.com
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⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜
⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨
🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩
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⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
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Some dodgy stuff here.
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Post by tenthenemy on May 13, 2022 17:47:08 GMT
5/7
(that's for the quiz, not for the Natalie Portman/Moomin combo)
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Post by MrTiddles on May 13, 2022 18:18:43 GMT
You can say what you like about Moomins, they ain't no Barbapapa.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 13, 2022 18:32:26 GMT
War chat. Russians getting annoyed at Finland is hilarious. If they're getting rolled by some farmers on perfectly flat land, how are they going to take on the roaving heavy metal bands and moomins in the Finnish swamps and forests? Idiots. Anyway, here's a relevant joke: "It's a trap! There are two of them!" This is similar to one I heard in my youth about 2 Scots and a legion of Romans on either side of Hadrian's wall, cracks me up every time I remember it.  |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 13, 2022 18:36:25 GMT
Some jokes stand the test of time.
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Post by Melvazord on May 13, 2022 18:36:52 GMT
Some jokes stand the test of time. Unlike my face |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 13, 2022 18:38:03 GMT
Some jokes stand the test of time. Unlike my face Patience is a virtue, that and cosmetic surgery! |
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Post by crankcaller on May 13, 2022 18:48:03 GMT
You can say what you like about Mormons, they ain't no Baptists. Ftfy |
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Post by MrTiddles on May 13, 2022 18:56:23 GMT
I was going to do a 'Spot the Shenguin' competition this evening. However, now it's been established he is somewhat hirsute in nature, it seems irrelevant. So... Welcome to this week's 'Spot the Skinhead Shenguin' competition.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 13, 2022 19:27:11 GMT
I've just eaten - a Big Mac Grand,3.5* squishy
fries 4*
Fillet o' Fish 3.5* meh
Apple Pie 4*
delivered from the local Mac D's.
so overall not too bad, I'll be hungry again in 10 minutes.
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Post by Tuffers on May 13, 2022 19:30:28 GMT
Fat bap.
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Post by MrTiddles on May 13, 2022 19:35:55 GMT
There is a knock on Kane's door... "De-Liver-You!"
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Post by Tuffers on May 13, 2022 19:39:24 GMT
Evening Moomins!
I'm watching the hatters v the terriers and swigging beer.
I have an M&S jalfrezi and pilau rice in the fridge that I'm going 5g nuke in the microwave laterz.
OTTM, only 20 days to go til the PM + Younglings bugger off camping for 4 nights.
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