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Post by Tuffers on May 24, 2022 9:42:55 GMT
Morning
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Post by stxdpr on May 24, 2022 9:43:20 GMT
So the parties that didn't happen, that he didn't attend and where all the rules were followed have those pics?
Who is able to have 4 bottles of wine at work? I thought that sort of thing was long gone, same as the Tory party HR section it seems.
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Post by Shenguin on May 24, 2022 9:57:51 GMT
They squawk and then leave together. We hoot into the abyss and then hang around this foetid box. Totally different. |
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Post by Shenguin on May 24, 2022 10:06:27 GMT
So the parties that didn't happen, that he didn't attend and where all the rules were followed have those pics? Who is able to have 4 bottles of wine at work? I thought that sort of thing was long gone, same as the Tory party HR section it seems. Our office wine stocks are currently dangerously low at just 4 bottles, as it happens. I've not had a full day off since the first weekend in May. If I wasn't able to drink at work sometimes then obviously I'd have to do something radical like quitting. I'm the only person in this office today, by the look of it. Games: Won a Fortnite Duo game for Sheeps. OTTM: mushroom pate sandwiches. |
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Post by Chumbles on May 24, 2022 10:08:38 GMT
#PRAYFORCHUMBLES I have the Nurse Who Hates Heat in 20 minutes; so I will be in my tasteful surgical gown with the doors open and a gale blowing through my domain, whilst this Spaniard from Madrid complains it's too hot (13c atm)... |
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Post by MrTiddles on May 24, 2022 10:26:04 GMT
#PRAYFORCHUMBLES
I have the Nurse Who Hates Heat in 20 minutes; so I will be in my tasteful surgical gown with the doors open and a gale blowing through my domain, whilst this Spaniard from Madrid complains it's too hot (13c atm)... That statement is open to interpretation.
I think it's filth. |
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Post by scubar on May 24, 2022 10:33:59 GMT
#PRAYFORCHUMBLES I have the Nurse Who Hates Heat in 20 minutes; so I will be in my tasteful surgical gown with the doors open and a gale blowing through my domain, whilst this Spaniard from Madrid complains it's too hot (13c atm)... Youβre going to do a Marilyn Monroe/ 7 Year Itch homage? |
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Post by Destry on May 24, 2022 10:34:30 GMT
So the parties that didn't happen, that he didn't attend and where all the rules were followed have those pics? Who is able to have 4 bottles of wine at work? I thought that sort of thing was long gone, same as the Tory party HR section it seems. Our office wine stocks are currently dangerously low at just 4 bottles, as it happens. I'm the only person in this office today, by the look of it. Surely 4 bottles should be enough to get you through the day? |
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Post by Shenguin on May 24, 2022 10:51:08 GMT
Someone else has arrived in the office, and has just said that she would want a motorbike in the event of a zombie apocalypse. Jesus Christ, that's so wrong I didn't know where to start, so I just let it go. Now I'm worried I've left it too long, and when I explain to her exactly how wrong she is and why that's a terrible idea, it might look like I'm taking it too seriously.
Edit:
1) Toyota iQ
2) Ford Transit
3) Paramount Marauder
4) Toyota Landcruiser
5) Lightweight Landrover Defender
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Post by Melvazord on May 24, 2022 10:58:47 GMT
A few years back, someone at my work had a secret drinking problem, and empty bottles of vodka were often found secreted about the building.
This has stopped post lockdown era, so I assume they've drank themselves to death at home.
The dream.
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Post by scubar on May 24, 2022 10:58:47 GMT
Someone else has arrived in the office, and has just said that she would want a motorbike in the event of a zombie apocalypse. Jesus Christ, that's so wrong I didn't know where to start, so I just let it go. Now I'm worried I've left it too long, and when I explain to her exactly how wrong she is and why that's a terrible idea, it might look like I'm taking it too seriously. I can see where sheβs coming from, but a push bike is what you need. Or maybe a horse? So if you need both hands for something you can still move forwards. Def not a motorbike though, unless youβre mechanically minded and know exactly what to do to fix it if it goes wrong and have somewhere you can fill up regularly |
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Post by reddonkeyham on May 24, 2022 11:04:25 GMT
How about motorbike & horse?
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Post by lazybones on May 24, 2022 11:09:10 GMT
hullo
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 24, 2022 11:10:52 GMT
Wordle 339 3/6
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Good moaning.
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Post by Sheep2 on May 24, 2022 11:17:18 GMT
Someone else has arrived in the office, and has just said that she would want a motorbike in the event of a zombie apocalypse. Jesus Christ, that's so wrong I didn't know where to start, so I just let it go. Now I'm worried I've left it too long, and when I explain to her exactly how wrong she is and why that's a terrible idea, it might look like I'm taking it too seriously. I can see where sheβs coming from, but a push bike is what you need. Or maybe a horse? So if you need both hands for something you can still move forwards. Def not a motorbike though, unless youβre mechanically minded and know exactly what to do to fix it if it goes wrong and have somewhere you can fill up regularly A penny farthing is what you need. |
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Post by Sheep2 on May 24, 2022 11:19:49 GMT
The zombie apocalypse will be all fun and brains.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 24, 2022 11:36:20 GMT
4 Letter - Lingle 122 - 4/5 β¬β¬β¬π¨ π©β¬β¬β¬ π©β¬π©π© π©π©π©π© 5 Letter - Lingle 122 - 5/6 π¨β¬β¬β¬β¬ π¨β¬π¨β¬π© β¬π©π©β¬π© β¬π©π©β¬π© π©π©π©π©π© 6 Letter - Lingle 122 - 4/7 β¬β¬β¬π©β¬β¬ π©π¨β¬π©β¬β¬ π©π©π©π©β¬β¬ π©π©π©π©π©π© Your move MrTiddles |
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Post by reddonkeyham on May 24, 2022 11:39:21 GMT
Can the undead swim? If not get me to the sea, and get me a boat. Any will do, I'd take the Bullseye speedboat
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Post by Sheep2 on May 24, 2022 11:40:10 GMT
I have ordered the new Suede album. This is pretty good stuff.
I am hoping to get tickets for one or both nights they are playing Camden in October.
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Post by RollingEscargot on May 24, 2022 11:43:24 GMT
I have found a mysterious lanyard in my house, with a key on the end and a little round Apple thing that sometimes beeps. I have confirmed it does not belong to the tradesman who attended the premises yesterday, whom I did not call 'mate' at any stage. Nobody else has been in. Very troubling.
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Post by lazybones on May 24, 2022 11:52:19 GMT
I have found a mysterious lanyard in my house, with a key on the end and a little round Apple thing that sometimes beeps. I have confirmed it does not belong to the tradesman who attended the premises yesterday, whom I did not call 'mate' at any stage. Nobody else has been in. Very troubling. Look up. Maybe heβs hanging upside down on the ceiling. |
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Post by lazybones on May 24, 2022 11:55:07 GMT
I had β¦ an ok morning. I might talk about it one day. It was ok.
Now I am in a Japanese restaurant awaiting three plates of food.
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Post by Tuffers on May 24, 2022 12:01:21 GMT
Lunch: cod fishcakes with melt in the middle parsley sauce.
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Post by Tuffers on May 24, 2022 12:04:59 GMT
I have found a mysterious lanyard in my house, with a key on the end and a little round Apple thing that sometimes beeps. I have confirmed it does not belong to the tradesman who attended the premises yesterday, whom I did not call 'mate' at any stage. Nobody else has been in. Very troubling. Ahh..the old 'murder someone then plant one of the victims possessions in the house of the neighbourhood weirdo' trick. Text book. |
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Post by Faceless on May 24, 2022 12:09:50 GMT
Went for a walk on my lunch break, and got caught in a thunder storm. I am now wet. I blame Bill Gates
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