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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 14, 2022 9:35:35 GMT
You'd be smiling too if you had a tremendous joke published in the BIG paper. They have very much caught my best side.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 14, 2022 9:48:34 GMT
You'd be smiling too if you had a tremendous joke published in the BIG paper. They have very much caught my best side. I didn't realise The Grundian was that sort of paper.
Disgusting.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 14, 2022 10:18:22 GMT
Smut+
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 14, 2022 10:19:18 GMT
Classic Sue.
Morning Geoffrey, morning everybody
Free entry at Trent Bridge today, but I have to work. Curse you all!
30° predicted later in the week. I'm hoping to get snapped by the paparazzi doing a can-can dance pose on Brighton Beach in my speedos.
OTTM, no
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 14, 2022 10:19:47 GMT
I also looked at a venison-based diet (Letters, 12 June). I ordered four haunches, expecting it to be two deer but it was only two bucks.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 14, 2022 10:22:26 GMT
I also looked at a venison-based diet (Letters, 12 June). I ordered four haunches, expecting it to be two deer but it was only two bucks. Has Chumbles hacked Tuffers account? |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 14, 2022 10:32:21 GMT
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 14, 2022 10:33:01 GMT
I also looked at a venison-based diet (Letters, 12 June). I ordered four haunches, expecting it to be two deer but it was only two bucks. Has Chumbles hacked Tuffers account? He's improved the quality of the jokes. |
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Post by muffrat on Jun 14, 2022 10:34:00 GMT
A friend of mine bet me £100 that he could cross breed a small horse with a deer. He had a valiant try, but in the end he couldn't pony up the doe
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Post by amipal on Jun 14, 2022 10:37:45 GMT
Tuffers An original 60GB PS3? Nice! Mine eventually had the PS3-equivalent of the RROD. I got it fixed, then sold it (while it was still functioning) to fund the purchase of a new non-PS-compatible PS3. crankcallerAll your chatter about BF1 has me tempted to played BFBC again.
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Post by lazybones on Jun 14, 2022 11:08:08 GMT
Starfield sounds great to me.
I’ve never played a Bethesda game I didn’t like. Though I’ve lost interest in the few I’ve played after 50 hours or so …
The problem with No Man’s Sky was not that the planets were underwhelming. They were a bit, but I think it was more that the experience of flying a spaceship was so boring - The way the ships handled - the combat; not being able to crash into the planets ... You need to be able to crash. Otherwise it’s like going to a bowling alley and playing with the barriers up.
Maybe …
It’s a bit of a rubbish analogy …
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Jun 14, 2022 11:21:56 GMT
Morning all!
Hot out!
Its all happening chez dakyl - the capcpom stream had lashings of monster hunter and the resident evil for ps5. Espinas looks hench. Top banana.
Also took delivery of a table for the garden so I can work outside over the summer. I think it requires 'assembly', and has indecipherable 'instructions'. What have I gotten myself in for? RIP in pieces Terry.
And a dedicated Dragons Dogma stream on Thursday arisen! There might be ought of use!
To top it all off, Tactics Ogre is coming to the PS station, and probably switch.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Jun 14, 2022 11:24:31 GMT
Starfield sounds great to me. I’ve never played a Bethesda game I didn’t like. Though I’ve lost interest in the few I’ve played after 50 hours or so … The problem with No Man’s Sky was not that the planets were underwhelming. They were a bit, but I think it was more that the experience of flying a spaceship was so boring - The way the ships handled - the combat; not being able to crash into the planets ... You need to be able to crash. Otherwise it’s like going to a bowling alley and playing with the barriers up. Maybe … It’s a bit of a rubbish analogy … Gnome ands sky felt very inconsequential, you couldn't fly your ship properly, and you just went around sort of hoovering specific bits of the environment it allowed you to suck up, until you had enough to make whatever widget or fuel to leave the planet, and then did the same thing all over again. Moribund. Classic Sean. |
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Post by stxdpr on Jun 14, 2022 11:31:23 GMT
What happens when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A loss of funding and an investigation from the ethics committee.
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Post by Faceless on Jun 14, 2022 11:38:40 GMT
What happens when you cross sheep2 and a kangaroo? It might improve the quality of his jokes |
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Post by lazybones on Jun 14, 2022 12:09:46 GMT
hi
I’m in a branch of Caffe Nero - opposite Timo’s Folded Pizza Company. I think it might have folded - shutters down.
I had a folded pizza last night. I bought a pizza from Co-op supermarket. Cooked and folded. It was ok … Cheesier than Timo’s offerings, but with not much / any tomato. Co-op had also added sweet roasted onion which detracted from it overall.
Maybe a folded pizza is destined to disappoint ….
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 14, 2022 12:21:33 GMT
I've had a bit of bother with a female pensioner. Off her tits on pills (old boy's words - not mine). Asked me why her roses were not in bloom. As if I fucking know.
I did say she was a fucking moron, and, her response was that she would 'deck me'.
Welcome to Plymouth
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Post by Faceless on Jun 14, 2022 12:30:34 GMT
That's just reminded me of a occurrence round my way at about 11.30 last night. It started with a series of bangs, followed by screeching tyres and a car driving off at speed. Then a few seconds later a lot of shouting, including some pretty nonsensical stuff like "you better tell your daughter to keep her legs shut or I'll fuck you and your mum" and "you better run. You better hide. But you can't, err, hide"
Then about five minutes of people running up and down the street, followed by a car pulling up and announcing "fackin get in. We've found them"
Didn't hear anything more after that, so it had a bit of an unsatisfying conclusion
Not exactly Plymouth levels, but still a few minutes entertainment
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 14, 2022 12:34:41 GMT
Amipal is such an old romantic.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 14, 2022 12:35:14 GMT
I have a bad headache.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Jun 14, 2022 12:36:29 GMT
How about that cultural vortex of continuous concurrent nostalgia and the death of the future then? What a world.
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 14, 2022 12:58:36 GMT
Textbook nanotech 5g impulse signal attack. You were warned but you didn't listen. RIP in pieces Creamyfark. |
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Post by scamander on Jun 14, 2022 13:01:25 GMT
Afternoon all,
An entire universe full of 50s cars still on fire and ruined diners? Count me in.
My domination game is going well. Alexander is a tedious fellow and, yes, Otto, you will be next.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 14, 2022 13:19:07 GMT
My god we are actually going to lose the cricket aren't we? Absolutely incredible.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 14, 2022 13:24:41 GMT
My domination game is going well. Alexander is a tedious fellow and, yes, Otto, you will be next. Dare I ask what this is in relation to? I didn't realise you were a sex person. |
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