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Post by Faceless on Jul 8, 2022 12:20:17 GMT
I watched the film 'Up in the Air' last night. Tids Review: Shit. 4 stars? |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Jul 8, 2022 12:27:35 GMT
“I liken it to somebody walking into a bar for the first time, that they paid tens of thousands of dollars to get into. If they walk in and nobody acknowledges them, that’s a failure. If they walk in and people are hugging them, slapping them on the ass, cheering them on, they’re going to feel much more welcome.”
If I walked into a bar and someone slapped me on the “ass” I think I’d be a bit worried. Even cheering and hugs might be a bit much. Although why you would pay tens of thousands of dollars to get into a bar I’m not sure. Maybe that’s the going rate for a slap on the backside?
Perhaps a metaphor for…
Good morning!
Terry is completely moribund today. Had a touch of aperol Prosecco last night to celebrate big dog being put down. Top banana.
Games - smashed that Somnacanth. Dragons dogma is still a figment in my omagingaron.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Jul 8, 2022 12:28:24 GMT
Are NFTs a metaphor for a slap on the backside? Filthy sex peope
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 8, 2022 12:47:11 GMT
I too have an "itchy throat"
I celebrated by going to Tebay(N) for lunch.
If I am first of us to have covid this round I'm not going to be popular. The child's wee pal is over from Seattle and they're meant to be meeting up on Tue at ours.
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 8, 2022 12:49:50 GMT
Ottm. Our new boss is only in the job a week and already is off "sick".
He looks like a bit of a boozer mind you. Not surprised.
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 8, 2022 12:53:19 GMT
Lunchblog: Fish finger sandwich (classic version)
Buttered large white roll
4 birds eye cod fish fingers
Salt and vinegar
Boodiful.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 8, 2022 12:58:20 GMT
Ottm. Our new boss is only in the job a week and already is off "sick". He looks like a bit of a boozer mind you. Not surprised. I pretty much fail all new hires in they are off sick in the probationary period. You get rid of a lot of bad apples this way. |
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 8, 2022 13:07:58 GMT
Weather at Tebay. Glorious.
Back over the border.
It's raining.
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 8, 2022 13:20:39 GMT
Weather at Tebay. Glorious. Back over the border. It's raining. If it helps, I've just had to put flip flops (sliders the yoot call em) on to walk from the house to the lawn as the paving stones in between are too hot to walk on bare footed. |
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Post by lazybones on Jul 8, 2022 13:23:53 GMT
I’m grafting. Still at work. Just working from home.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jul 8, 2022 13:35:33 GMT
If you think this is bad, wait till Melvazord appoints a pony tailed millennial as Chancellor of the Exchequer. |
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Post by gongfarmer on Jul 8, 2022 13:53:31 GMT
On the old commute back home yesterday evening, caught a listen of how a theatre group managed to stage a complete production of Hamlet entirely within GTA5 Online, with a supporting cast of randoms, and the inevitable interruptions by griefers and eejits. Sounds a worthy project. The interview was hilarious... particularly the failure of an in-game mechanic for actually holding a skull.
One to watch late at night methinks, as it's nearly 3 hours long...
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 8, 2022 13:57:44 GMT
One of my friends who went with us to Glasgow has got the Covid, his second time. I have just tested negative.
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 8, 2022 14:03:05 GMT
They were saying it was 1 in 18 folk in Scotland who had it last week compared to 1 in 30 in England. Of course our holiday place was full of Scots as the schools are off.
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Post by Chumbles on Jul 8, 2022 14:29:12 GMT
Cruella de Vil has been and gone leaving skin, blood and bodily fluids all over the place. And then pissed off leaving me to clear it all up... Agonising as usual - still is; a nasty new ulcer (2cm diameter) the shin of my right leg and it's the absolute pits. That being scrubbed is a new level of pain. 2.5h of treatment. 45m of cleaning. Cruella would make an excellent Minister of State for Crime and Policing |
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 8, 2022 14:43:05 GMT
COME ON TIM!
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 8, 2022 14:44:45 GMT
Ottm. Our new boss is only in the job a week and already is off "sick". He looks like a bit of a boozer mind you. Not surprised. Never work for Shenguin. That's basic. |
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Post by Chumbles on Jul 8, 2022 14:47:09 GMT
 Interviewer: "What do you feel qualified to do?" BoJo: "Horse's arse; loads of experience... Oh and screwing things." 2 wives 1 mistress and a country... |
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 8, 2022 14:47:39 GMT
Timbledon
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 8, 2022 14:47:56 GMT
Wordle 384 5/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I'm immensely proud of my achievements and will stay on until there's a new Wordle in place tomorrow. Daily Quordle 165 7️⃣3️⃣ 8️⃣5️⃣ quordle.com 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Bottom left isn't even a real thing. Denying they exist doesn't make them go away, you know. |
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 8, 2022 14:47:58 GMT
Hip Hip Murray
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 8, 2022 15:11:36 GMT
Cruella de Vil has been and gone leaving skin, blood and bodily fluids all over the place. And then pissed off leaving me to clear it all up... Agonising as usual - still is; a nasty new ulcer (2cm diameter) the shin of my right leg and it's the absolute pits. That being scrubbed is a new level of pain. 2.5h of treatment. 45m of cleaning. Cruella would make an excellent Minister of State for Crime and Policing She's still no match for Priti Cruel. Sounds horrible, glad that at least it's over for now. |
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Post by Melvazord on Jul 8, 2022 15:20:59 GMT
If you think this is bad, wait till Melvazord appoints a pony tailed millennial as Chancellor of the Exchequer. You can't run a government department from under 20 feet of concrete and a bridge stanchion. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 8, 2022 15:23:26 GMT
If you think this is bad, wait till Melvazord appoints a pony tailed millennial as Chancellor of the Exchequer. You can't run a government department from under 20 feet of concrete and a bridge stanchion. Don't some of the government tunnels go under Westminster station? Technically, so long as you are in the tunnel complex I think you could run a government department from below 20 feet of concrete and a bridge stanchion |
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 8, 2022 15:55:48 GMT
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