Chatterbox Wednesday

So England v Germany on Sunday.

I had Five Guys this afternoon. I still feel stuffed full of meat even now.

I have been bowling. I hadn't realised that the bowling alley is the hang out spot for all the yoots. Dozens of the little fuckers, all drinking fizzy pop and doing karaoke. Disgustingly wholesome. I dispair for the future

When the PM was little, he shot monkeys that were considered a pest in the sugarcane fields (in South Africa a gun was then considered the ideal birthday present for a 10-year old boy). He would then get paid at the post office per exterminated monkey. To claim the reward one had to bring along the tail as proof. The PM said that some boys were cheating the system by cutting the tails in half and counting on the lady at the post office not wanting to take a closer look at a bagful of smelly monkey tails. However, and I quote: "I was a good Catholic boy and always cut off the tail right at the a**ehole."

Is it any surprise that South African monkeys are keeping a much lower profile than their Japanese cousins?

Chris Jordan was awesome; tbh the major difference between the SArfers and England was the quality of our fielding...

crankcaller: I ran Belarc Advisor and it gives a ton of information, but it looks like the password isn't extracted or my failing eyesight couldn't locate it. I'll look again tomorrow or over the weekend.

I'm done for the moment - sleeeep