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Post by crankcaller on Aug 9, 2022 9:31:48 GMT
Man goes in to a bar and walks up to the bar. There is a sign that says:
"Cheeseburgers $1.50
Chicken burgers $2.50
Hand jobs $10.00"
He sidles up to the very pretty barmaid and asks "Are you the one that gives the handjobs?"
"Why yes I am" she purrs.
He leans in closer and says "Well, go wash your hands - I want a couple of cheeseburgers"
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Aug 9, 2022 9:36:31 GMT
more like 3 24 jump runs at 160Ly's each, just finished at 03:20hrs, I can barely keep my eyes open - time for bed. Adieu till the morrow. Star Citizen? Is it actually enjoyable now? I know there brought out a few more changes recently. Elite Dangerous Odyssey, I do courier runs and cargo in solo mode, I have a 100% no kill rate on Pc (and Xbonex) at the moment/ I'm 'Helpless' and Interesting!  edit: I've tried Star Citizen but I can't get on with the rewasd controller/keyboard mouse system despite downloading a binding for controllers for it. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Aug 9, 2022 9:38:02 GMT
This will ring some people's bell.
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 9, 2022 10:04:18 GMT
I've played with that Oz Du Soleil fellah on Back4More Blood. I sent him a friend request after the game and the shit never got back to me.
The shit.
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Post by crankcaller on Aug 9, 2022 10:12:22 GMT
This will ring some people's bell. Shenguin has popped out for some baby oil. So he can lube up his hands to type quicker when he tells us how those guys are doing it wrong. |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Aug 9, 2022 10:21:51 GMT
This will ring some people's bell. Oooooooo lord. I'm at full capacity |
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 9, 2022 10:23:45 GMT
I think Shenguin only uses oil made from placentas and embryos not actual babies, though he is worth it*.
*He doesn't. He's actually incredibly hippy about any of this stuff. It's all made organically only from plants that have led a good life. I think he regards the Body Shop as fascists.
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 9, 2022 10:42:21 GMT
That's not funny, I should delete it.
[EDIT] Done. Nobody needed to see that.
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Post by amipal on Aug 9, 2022 11:00:07 GMT
Hello all.
I’m in the office today. It’s… quiet. Or at least it is when my colleague’s mobile phone doesn’t go off with an equivalent decibel of a 747 taking off.
TVblog: Seinfeld.
Boyblog: my partner is on childcare duties this week and next, and today they’ve visited the Brighton Sealife Centre. All the monies.
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 9, 2022 11:06:47 GMT
Hi
Tuesday. Tuesday never changes.
Bit hot.
Off to the torturing physcotic dentists at 1.30. An hour early. Badum tsch. I'm already cacking my undercrackers.
#prayfortuffersfangs
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 9, 2022 11:56:58 GMT
I'm beginning to see the advantages of cricket.
Howzat! You squarky fucker.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 9, 2022 12:13:39 GMT
Star Citizen? Is it actually enjoyable now? I know there brought out a few more changes recently. edit: I've tried Star Citizen but I can't get on with the rewasd controller/keyboard mouse system despite downloading a binding for controllers for it. Wow seriously that's why you stopped?!? Just learn to use the keyboard, it took me no time at all to be up to speed in FPS games so you should easily be able to make the change here. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 9, 2022 12:18:25 GMT
Kane is a bit thick, you have to take that into account.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Aug 9, 2022 12:18:40 GMT
It's on my to do list but for the time being I'm ED all the way. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Aug 9, 2022 13:15:02 GMT
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 9, 2022 13:27:46 GMT
Wahoo!
After not going for well over 3 years, then 4 visits in the last 8 months, including 2 deep-cleans, I'm finally off the dentists naughty step and back to normal 6 monthly check ups. I'm very happy.
*opens packet of Toffos*
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Post by tenthenemy on Aug 9, 2022 13:34:49 GMT
Toasted cheese for lunch.
New cans update: they work! And they aren't falling out of my ears. That's all I'm asking for. Yesterday I got a bit concerned because at first it looked as if the left one wasn't charging, but that has now been resolved. Even a firmware update wasn't a problem. Phew!
About half an hour ago I went to YouTube for the Splatoon 3 Direct. Then looked at the date more closely and realised it's only tomorrow. Bloody Yanks and their date formula.
OTTM: Nadhim Zahawi may be on holiday, but he found the time to sent me a cheque for a (sizeable) tax refund. Good man.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 9, 2022 13:57:23 GMT
Simulation chat.
It's a billion to one that we are NOT living in a simulation. The question now is how can we prove it?
We need to break the code and expose our "reality" for what it is by doing unexpected actions which hopefully the code that directs our world is not prepared for.
That's why I just went outside and shat on next door's car bonnet.
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Post by Faceless on Aug 9, 2022 14:04:38 GMT
Simulation chat. We need to break the code and expose our "reality" for what it is by doing unexpected actions which hopefully the code that directs our world is not prepared for like a certified brain dead moron like liz truss becoming prime minister of the UK? That should do it |
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Post by tenthenemy on Aug 9, 2022 14:12:15 GMT
Something stronger is needed. How about Liz Truss shitting on BabyF's next door car bonnet?
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Post by Chumbles on Aug 9, 2022 14:38:32 GMT
This will ring some people's bell. NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS |
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Post by Chumbles on Aug 9, 2022 15:13:34 GMT
I hurt; hopefully my lunch will be a fish pie. Nurse wanted to do a 'thorough job' - was an hour and a half late, then spent two hours on the torture, so that the morphine's effectiveness tailed off halfway through. I'd simply be wasting anything I tried to eat. Can't even take any more of the morph now as I would be in dire straits inna day or so. Alpha Centauri remains a brilliant game; fantastic player driven storyline and the unit workshop is great fun, although weeding out outdated, unused designs is a pain. You can also modify a faction file to create your own. The opening sequence blew my mind when I first played it. The starship ought to be called Chatterbox! Suggestions for the 7 faction leaders... This will give you an idea... The Planetary Pack is available for a fiver on GoG. Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri™ Planetary Pack includes the original Alpha Centauri and the expansion, Alien Crossfire. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Aug 9, 2022 15:47:27 GMT
just found this..  |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Aug 9, 2022 15:54:24 GMT
Those were spite likes
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 9, 2022 16:47:43 GMT
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