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Post by Destry on Aug 27, 2022 21:09:03 GMT
Yesterday, the boy had a sleepover at his man’s. His man's? Is your boy Bertie Wooster? |
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Post by amipal on Aug 27, 2022 21:09:34 GMT
i am wayching Die Another Day on itv. I haven't seen it before and was quite enjoying it until Q introduced the fucking invisible car. Fuck sake. And now it's starting to get silly... The best (and only good) bit is at the start, when he’s jumped down from the bell-tower after a NK hovercraft goes over the cliff. “Saved by the bell.” |
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Post by amipal on Aug 27, 2022 21:11:59 GMT
Yesterday, the boy had a sleepover at his man’s. His man's? Is your boy Bertie Wooster? More like a Dolly Parton lyric. I have corrected. |
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 27, 2022 21:15:37 GMT
What is cake? Well, it has an active ingredient which is a dangerous psychoactive compound known as "dimesmeric andersonphospate". It stimulates the part of the brain called "Shatner's bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with time perception. So a second feels like a month. Well, it almost sounds like fun, unless you're the Prague schoolboy who walked out into the street, straight in front of a tram. He thought he'd got a month to cross the street...
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 27, 2022 21:19:22 GMT
Free the United Kingdom from Drugs (Incorporating British Opposition to Metabolically Bisturbile Drugs).
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 27, 2022 21:42:24 GMT
I'm watching 'Noel Edmonds: The Rise & Fall of Mr.Saturday Night" What a twat. (Noel, not me) (OK, me too). I watched that. I did say the other day, not that anyone gave a toss (and I don't blame them), 'You don't hear much about Noel Edmonds these days'.
Seems I was not alone.
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Post by Faceless on Aug 27, 2022 22:04:41 GMT
I'm curious about which counties/cities people here live*. I'm in Kent. *This is nothing to do with anyone's spreadsheet. Sussex |
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Post by Faceless on Aug 27, 2022 22:04:54 GMT
I am now quite drunk
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Post by Faceless on Aug 27, 2022 22:05:04 GMT
No driving
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 27, 2022 22:13:03 GMT
I'm watching 'Noel Edmonds: The Rise & Fall of Mr.Saturday Night" What a twat. (Noel, not me) (OK, me too). I watched that. I did say the other day, not that anyone gave a toss (and I don't blame them), 'You don't hear much about Noel Edmonds these days'.
Seems I was not alone.
He's surely in the Biggest Bellends Top 5 of all time. My dear Grandma, RIP in peace, detested the beardy twat, as her home town, Lancaster/Morecambe, was left with the bill, after one of his failed Blobby Theme park ventures. Although the dopey hippy councilors probably troused thousands. I was hoping the programme would have a happy ending. But alas, the twat is still alive, terrorising the people of New Zealand. The cunt. And relax... |
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Post by Felice Landry on Aug 27, 2022 22:13:45 GMT
I wonder if there's ever a day when no one here isn't drunk* at some point.
*Those than can/want to drink.
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Post by Destry on Aug 27, 2022 22:17:57 GMT
So long as I'm here - no.
Since Chumbles can no longer drink, I'm drinking for two.
No need to thank me, Mr. C
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Post by Destry on Aug 27, 2022 22:22:10 GMT
To be fair, though I drink I rarely get drunk. It's just that sometimes I forget how to walk properly.
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Post by tenthenemy on Aug 27, 2022 22:30:51 GMT
Wordle 434 3/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Bit of an iffy word. Wordle 434 6/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 That's putting it mildly. How did Chumbles guess this in two? Is he psychic? Daily Quordle 215 5️⃣7️⃣ 8️⃣4️⃣ quordle.com ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Just happy that I solved it. Today has been draining. Forecast for tomorrow: more drain. |
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Post by Destry on Aug 27, 2022 22:34:49 GMT
Wordle 434 3/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Bit of an iffy word. How did Chumbles guess this in two? Is he psychic? Not psychic; Psober. |
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 27, 2022 22:47:31 GMT
We were thinking of a short break in Norfolk/Suffolk, any suggestions? Your cousin? |
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Post by Felice Landry on Aug 27, 2022 22:51:18 GMT
We were thinking of a short break in Norfolk/Suffolk, any suggestions? Your cousin? ?  |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Aug 27, 2022 23:00:28 GMT
It would probably be more efficient to post notice of when we are sober rather than pissed?
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 27, 2022 23:14:42 GMT
Wordle 435 6/6
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A bit pissed. Can still walk efficiently.*
*Not tested.
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Post by crankcaller on Aug 27, 2022 23:22:54 GMT
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Post by Felice Landry on Aug 27, 2022 23:26:53 GMT
I liked this against my better judgement. |
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Post by crankcaller on Aug 27, 2022 23:29:43 GMT
I'm watching Carl Cox live from Creamfields on Twitch. I realise I'm an old fart, but I preferred it when the crowd danced and didn't just stare at the DJ. Kids today. God I miss mdma. Not that I've ever had it of course.
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Post by crankcaller on Aug 27, 2022 23:33:04 GMT
Tbf they are dancing but all in the one direction staring at CC..
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 27, 2022 23:39:13 GMT
Wordle 435 5/6*
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 27, 2022 23:41:02 GMT
I've just replaced a lightbulb in the kitchen. Despite being only 5' 11", I have arms like an Orangutan.
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