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Post by Chumbles on Oct 25, 2022 14:46:49 GMT
I hurt big time atm; 2h treatment session, so if I say something even more stupid than usual... |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 25, 2022 14:47:37 GMT
Spinal damage due to a motorcycle accident. Fell off a swing as a child fracturing my skull, the shockwave went down my spine. Also fell off a climbing from 10 ft up in my 20's and ripped my right rotator cuff (I've had 2 rips to my rotator, the second one on the Judo mat). Fractured my right wrist and impacted my spine again. Spinal nerve damage top to bottom. Lower lumbar L1-5, sciatic nerve is being rubbed by the sciatic bone causing intermittent paralysis. whiplash damage in a car accident (I was a passenger). Damage to both ankles from severe sprains and ligaments damage. Damage to both knees from Judo and carpet fitting. Brain damage from drug addiction alcohol addiction. I am also allergic to a ton of things - pets, birds grass and pollen etc. I still managed to train and teach in the Martial Arts. Sensei had to pop a couple of vertebrae in one time, it tingled! Kane the broken. Jesus Christ Kane, maybe just take the bus, stop climbing stuff and lay off the martial arts buddy. And the smack obvs. |
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 25, 2022 14:53:54 GMT
And now I've just discovered Dick Emery is the new manager for The Shit. And he's come from managing Real Shit in Spain.
And I just read today's Squires. He seems to have forgotten the jokes.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 25, 2022 15:07:02 GMT
And now I've just discovered Dick Emery is the new manager for The Shit. And he's come from managing Real Shit in Spain. And I just read today's Squires. He seems to have forgotten the jokes. You uncaring bastard Shenguin! This is the Hillsborough Disaster, you can't make jokes! Just show your deepest sympathies until the end of time. Always. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 25, 2022 15:08:02 GMT
Ruddy-faced for Rushi.... Perhaps you had better stay in Spain. There is less social opprobrium attached to daft racism there. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 25, 2022 15:10:04 GMT
And now I've just discovered Dick Emery is the new manager for The Shit. And he's come from managing Real Shit in Spain. And I just read today's Squires. He seems to have forgotten the jokes. Just laugh silently and pretend you understood Squires' jokes. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Oct 25, 2022 15:22:04 GMT
Jesus Christ Kane, maybe just take the bus, stop climbing stuff and lay off the martial arts buddy. And the smack obvs. I do now take the bus and no longer ride a motorbike, as far as climbing I haven't done so since my 20's, I stopped MA in 2015 after a long and difficult decision and have been drug free for 20 years and alcohol free (teetotal) for 10 years at least. Going onto smack AND the 'box at the same time would be bad, very bad. My new drug of choice is COFFEE! I had a nightmare once after the recent (within 5 years) news (coffee blight and weather) that all the coffee plants suddenly died out and had to drink tea, I woke up and found I had put the quilt cover the wrong way round and 'bagged' myself, I had small flashbacks for hours. Kane the weird. |
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Post by crankcaller on Oct 25, 2022 15:36:53 GMT
Off to some town now for a bit of light sightseeing and some supers. Ooof. Lay off the purple cans. |
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Post by crankcaller on Oct 25, 2022 15:37:58 GMT
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 25, 2022 16:13:24 GMT
Cruella is back then.
Good times
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Post by RollingEscargot on Oct 25, 2022 16:26:59 GMT
Kane
Are you certain you are not Johnny Lawrence from Cobra Kai?
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Post by Chumbles on Oct 25, 2022 17:26:23 GMT
"We know you've got some money somewhere."
 Hunt: "We need every one of your pennies we can get;
we need to stabilize the markets, so that we can incentivise
big business to buy more of 'your' country's assets.
Eventually, after years of deprivation and hardship,
the corporations, having racked up obscene profits,
may deign to piss some of your money over you,
provided that you work your bollocks off."
Sunac: "We know that this will be a tough period for you all,
but I and my Tory colleagues are prepared for you
to make any sacrifice to ensure our future lucrative seats
on the boards of these bloated plutocratic monsters." |
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Post by whatalark on Oct 25, 2022 17:29:27 GMT
Further, I also have dyspraxia hence the number of accidents I've had. Doing martial arts with dyspraxia must have been a big challenge. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 25, 2022 18:04:43 GMT
I knew someone with dyspraxia once, no chance of her doing martial arts.
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 25, 2022 18:25:30 GMT
I knew someone with dyspraxia once, no chance of her doing martial arts. I knew someone who was a cunt so had to resign from her job for breaking the rules. No chance of her coming back to the same fucking job a week later, the fucking cunt. What the cunt is going on, you cunting cunts? I'm out of the cunting cuntry for 9 cunting days and cunting cunts are cunting the cunt cunting up even cunting cunt cunt worse, cunts? Cunts. Cunting cunt. |
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 25, 2022 18:27:03 GMT
You're a cunt.
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 25, 2022 18:31:45 GMT
12.62GB update on Snipper Elite. Oof
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 25, 2022 18:59:38 GMT
The cat has sat on the coffee table. Not a problem, you may think. Well...it had a serious case of brown bum at the time. Splodges everywhere.
Hilarious.
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Post by Faceless on Oct 25, 2022 19:12:44 GMT
Faceless jnr has just decided the new prime minister is called "Fishy Poo crack"
I approve
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 25, 2022 19:52:12 GMT
I knew someone with dyspraxia once, no chance of her doing martial arts. I knew someone who was a cunt so had to resign from her job for breaking the rules. No chance of her coming back to the same fucking job a week later, the fucking cunt. What the cunt is going on, you cunting cunts? I'm out of the cunting cuntry for 9 cunting days and cunting cunts are cunting the cunt cunting up even cunting cunt cunt worse, cunts? Cunts. Cunting cunt. You've been on holiday for the entire home secretaryship of Grant Schapps. We have only restored Cruella Braverman to see if we can keep you out of the country. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Oct 25, 2022 20:25:36 GMT
Further, I also have dyspraxia hence the number of accidents I've had. Doing martial arts with dyspraxia must have been a big challenge. Very much so, luckily I was able to start my training with Tai Chi Chuan Yang style, this greatly helped my balance and coordination. If you are Croydonian you may know of the place where I met my Sensei back in 1994 - Inshops - which is now Lidl's, they used to do demo's at the front, as I was suffering with mobility issues at the time I figured Tai Chi might help. I then moved on to traditional Kodokan Judo and Kodokan Goshin Jitsu and has started to learn Iaido (drawing sword). They didn't call it dyspraxia when I was growing up they just thought I was very clumsy. Kane the mighty. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Oct 25, 2022 20:26:37 GMT
I knew someone with dyspraxia once, no chance of her doing martial arts. You might suggest Tai Chi as it helps all age groups. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Oct 25, 2022 20:28:33 GMT
I knew someone with dyspraxia once, no chance of her doing martial arts. I knew someone who was a cunt so had to resign from her job for breaking the rules. No chance of her coming back to the same fucking job a week later, the fucking cunt. What the cunt is going on, you cunting cunts? I'm out of the cunting cuntry for 9 cunting days and cunting cunts are cunting the cunt cunting up even cunting cunt cunt worse, cunts? Cunts. Cunting cunt. Sounds like a bit of bother there chap, don't worry about the PM seat, give it a month we'll have a new one. |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Oct 25, 2022 20:49:46 GMT
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Post by Chumbles on Oct 25, 2022 22:23:56 GMT
I have to sleep, but there's been a possible sighting of Tenthen's retreat ... |
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