Chatterbox Friday

Not much shaking going on.

"Lewis’ estranged fourth wife, Jaren Gunn Lewis, was found drowned in a pool just before she and Lewis were divorced. In 1983, his fifth wife, Shawn Michelle Lewis, was found dead in the bedroom of their house in Nesbit, Mississippi, less than three months after their marriage"

He was very much a back country Louisiana wild man; seven wives ffs; numerous accusations of abuse and mistreatment of various women, but the most spectacular was bigamously marrying his 13y old cousin! How the frak did he live until he was 87 without someone shooting him??

Amazingly his 13y old cousins story, Myra Gale Brown, is almost as wild. She "was born on July 11, 1944, in Vicksburg, Mississippi, the daughter of Lois and J.W. "Jay" Brown.[1] The Browns later had a son, Rusty Brown (b. 1954).[1] In 1949, the family moved to Memphis, Tennessee, when J.W. Brown took a job with Memphis Gas, Light and Water, where he worked as a lineman. When J.W. Brown was injured (electrical injury) on the job, he decided to start a band. He sought out his cousin, Jerry Lee Lewis, who was also an unknown musician at the time. J.W. Brown played electric bass, and Lewis played piano and sang.[1] They went on to make rock and roll history, recording hit singles on Sun Records. In 1956, Lewis moved in with J.W. Brown and his family.[2]

On December 12, 1957, at the age of 13, Myra Brown married Jerry Lee Lewis, then 22, in Hernando, Mississippi.[3][2] When Lewis arrived in London for a 37-date tour in May 1958, Brown revealed to a reporter at the airport that she was his wife.[4] Lewis asserted that Brown was 15 years old and was his wife of two months. However, it was discovered that she was only 13, and that they had been married for five months.[5] This caused an uproar and after a few dates the tour was cancelled.[4] By the time they returned to Memphis, it had been discovered that Brown was not only Lewis' wife, she was also his first cousin once removed.[6][7] In addition, Lewis had not yet divorced his previous wife, Jane Mitcham.[4] After Lewis finalized his divorce from Mitcham, he remarried Brown on June 4, 1958.[5] The scandal over the marriage destroyed Lewis' promising rock and roll career,[8] although he subsequently found success in country music.[9]"

A whole lot of head shakin' going on.

That's some guy in a suit.

Aunty Shenguin thinks the questioner has made some naive life choices.

And I am going for a while... some oblivion is required...

One of the possible decisions on it is to email the decision spreadsheet to his wife.

I am furious.

Tids also needs a decision spreadsheet. One that will prevent him buying fries rather than chips.