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Post by Patrick Moore on Nov 4, 2022 12:16:25 GMT
In Uranus. It’s a gas giant, no solid surface. Also an absolute sitter. I blame Chris Linott, this wouldn’t have happened on my watch.
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Post by Chumbles on Nov 4, 2022 12:48:06 GMT
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 4, 2022 13:01:52 GMT
Hullo.
Last night, out of curiosity, I tried the Heinz Oxtail Cup-a-Soup. Disgusting, like a rank gravy. There is a suspicion that I may have, ahem, 'shorted' in the night.
Coincidence?
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 4, 2022 13:02:13 GMT
Uranus is gassy?
Mine too.
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 4, 2022 13:22:42 GMT
In Uranus. It’s a gas giant, no solid surface. Also an absolute sitter. I blame Chris Linott, this wouldn’t have happened on my watch. Lol. It's a simulation. There is no Uranus, solid or not. Wake up! |
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Post by lazybones on Nov 4, 2022 13:25:01 GMT
hi
There’s something I have to tell you.
This is important.
They’ve re-recorded Tubular Bells for its 50th anniversary. For the narrator, instead of Vivian Stanshall (I guess because he’s dead) they’ve used …
Brian Blessed
20 minutes in.
i can’t get my head round it.
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 4, 2022 13:58:15 GMT
Fuck Tubular Bells.
That's what gave Branson his money.
Ottm. I've just unloaded all the Asda delivery and there's a basket I don't think was for us. A 20 pack of Golden Wonder meaty flavours, 6 mini apple pies, two packets of biscuits and some Oral B electric toothbrush heads - that we don't own.
On the downside the fuckers haven't brought me beer. I knew this though as it was in the email.
Can I brew some booze using sausage&tomato crisps and a Bramley apple pie by this evening?
No, not an ape pie thank you very much Mr Autocorrect.
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Patrick Moore’s Irate Ghost
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Post by Patrick Moore’s Irate Ghost on Nov 4, 2022 14:10:47 GMT
In Uranus. It’s a gas giant, no solid surface. Also an absolute sitter. I blame Chris Linott, this wouldn’t have happened on my watch. Lol. It's a simulation. There is no Uranus, solid or not. Wake up! Your face is a simulation. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 4, 2022 14:14:57 GMT
Blurgh.
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Post by muffrat on Nov 4, 2022 14:22:33 GMT
hi There’s something I have to tell you. This is important. They’ve re-recorded Tubular Bells for its 50th anniversary. For the narrator, instead of Vivian Stanshall (I guess because he’s dead) they’ve used … Brian Blessed 20 minutes in. i can’t get my head round it.
Its interesting because its live I suppose, but I've just listened to the last 10 minutes and (a) the guitar playing sounded shit, it's nowhere near good as the live at the BBC version that's on YouTube and all the tubular bells documentaries, and (b) Brian Blessed is definitely an incongruous choice for the narrator, he just sounds wrong I also can't get my head round it. In fact I suspect if we put both our heads together, they still wouldn't get all the way around it, and my head is mahoosive |
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Post by Chumbles on Nov 4, 2022 14:56:18 GMT
Lol. It's a simulation. There is no Uranus, solid or not. Wake up! Your face is a simulation. And not just his face... |
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 4, 2022 14:59:19 GMT
Oasishh What are we doing? |
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Post by Chumbles on Nov 4, 2022 15:00:19 GMT
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 4, 2022 15:13:08 GMT
Tubular Bells.
Not for me.
It's crap 70's music. Plus it is the Soundtrack to The Exorcist which makes it even creepier.
It's not that relaxing id every time you hear it you expect someone to fly into a demonic rage.
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Post by Felice Landry on Nov 4, 2022 15:17:49 GMT
I remember playing Tubular Bells the first time, I was on my own and when Viv Stanshall's voice started it the scared the life out of me.
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 4, 2022 15:44:42 GMT
Tubular Bells has a narrator? "Another creepy bell sound is about to happen. There you go, that was another creepy bell sound. Are you thinking about demonic possession yet? Spinning heads and projectile vomit might be coming soon. YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!"?
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 4, 2022 16:27:22 GMT
Tubular Bells has a narrator? "Another creepy bell sound is about to happen. There you go, that was another creepy bell sound. Are you thinking about demonic possession yet? Spinning heads and projectile vomit might be coming soon. YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!"? You ok honey? Do not show me on this life size anatomically incorrect Tuffers Richard Branson doll where you were inappropriately touched. No one wants to know. |
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 4, 2022 16:41:29 GMT
I've never heard Tubular Bells other than the obvious bit. Perhaps I should give it a listen. I never knew it had a narrator either Anyway, lazybones, how are you? Plans for the weekend? You've been quiet. Hope work isn't causing you too much stress/angst. Risotto for dinner. |
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Post by amipal on Nov 4, 2022 16:47:53 GMT
Tubular Bells has a narrator? "Another creepy bell sound is about to happen. There you go, that was another creepy bell sound. Are you thinking about demonic possession yet? Spinning heads and projectile vomit might be coming soon. YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!"? Don’t think much of this new Stewart Lee show. |
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Post by Faceless on Nov 4, 2022 17:11:59 GMT
Tubular bellends
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 4, 2022 17:26:27 GMT
Tubular Bells has a narrator? "Another creepy bell sound is about to happen. There you go, that was another creepy bell sound. Are you thinking about demonic possession yet? Spinning heads and projectile vomit might be coming soon. YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!"? Don’t think much of this new Stewart Lee show. Calm down Suella. |
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Post by lazybones on Nov 4, 2022 17:39:26 GMT
I've never heard Tubular Bells other than the obvious bit. Perhaps I should give it a listen. I never knew it had a narrator either Anyway, lazybones, how are you? Plans for the weekend? You've been quiet. Hope work isn't causing you too much stress/angst. Risotto for dinner. Hello! Work is ok. Sort of. It is a busy time of year for me. Probably the busiest. Things are ok. Ah they’re fine. They’re alright. |
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Post by lazybones on Nov 4, 2022 17:44:15 GMT
I’m playing Fortnite tomorrow with a friend of mine who lives in New Zealand. Then I might go to a ‘Britain is Broken’ march.
Anyone … Anyone care to join me?…
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 4, 2022 18:19:01 GMT
Britain is Broken? You have to march for this? Surely it's obvious to everyone that you just hate Britain?
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Post by amipal on Nov 4, 2022 18:50:13 GMT
Don’t think much of this new Stewart Lee show. Calm down Suella. You can’t even say your English, these days. |
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