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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 14, 2022 12:12:40 GMT
On reflection I don't think they were crackheads. I think they were just dentally challenged alcoholics Hi!
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 14, 2022 13:08:43 GMT
Golden vegetable cup-a-soup, Cheshire cheese and branston sandwich, purple Yorkie.
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 14, 2022 13:25:33 GMT
Car battery is dead. Despite it's best efforts to assure me it was in fine form... it lied. Balls.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 14, 2022 13:35:47 GMT
Have you got jump leads?
I used to enjoy push starting cars but my current car won't do that. It requires an electric charge even if it's moving. It's the benefit of a start button over properly using the key to make the connection. For the best of both worlds I stil need to put the key in the ignition anyway. Just having it in the car is not enough.
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 14, 2022 14:12:03 GMT
Have you got jump leads? I used to enjoy push starting cars but my current car won't do that. It requires an electric charge even if it's moving. It's the benefit of a start button over properly using the key to make the connection. For the best of both worlds I stil need to put the key in the ignition anyway. Just having it in the car is not enough. I appreciate your kind offer, but the battery has failed internally. There's not enough oomphh to even fire up the relays* under the hood**. The alarm was having a great time though and thanks to all of those kind souls who looked out of their windows just to make sure I was safe.
*tech alert.
**I just posted that to annoy amipal.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 14, 2022 14:17:13 GMT
You need a new battery in that case. I am good at this car tech stuff.
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 14, 2022 14:22:55 GMT
How did faceless manage to get home last night? Unless he didn't and instead slept under the stars with the gummy alcoholic sex people.
Faceless, how did you manage to get home last night? Unless you didn't and instead slept under the stars with the gummy alcoholic sex people.
There appears to be a missing few hours in your story. And I don't like loose ends.
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 14, 2022 14:24:58 GMT
£100 smackerooneys. I'll have to do some jiggery-pokery.
Also of note is I found a small shrub growing in the rear wheel arch, it's dead now, much like the battery*.
*Ahahahaaaaaa...balls.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 14, 2022 14:25:05 GMT
Is that even Faceless? Did a crack head take his phone and copy and paste some Wordle graph then deny he was crack head?
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 14, 2022 14:29:21 GMT
I think the crackhead would have a richer more compelling story.
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Post by Faceless on Nov 14, 2022 14:38:07 GMT
I'd love to regale you with an epic tale of comedic misadventure, but the reality is I just had to wait an hour for another train. They were supposed to have stopped running
I've just remembered, the toothless couple told me that there were gangs of yoots roaming the streets armed with samurai swords. I didn't believe them though. They were also unhappy because the new James Bond is going to be a black woman, apparently
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Post by Faceless on Nov 14, 2022 14:58:26 GMT
This is the worst hangover I've had in years. I blame the booze
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 14, 2022 15:30:39 GMT
More booze will sort the hangover.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 14, 2022 15:34:45 GMT
There's nothing that can't be sorted by turning it in to a three day drinking session.
It's where Elon Musk has gone wrong. Instead of pissing $44 billion on twitter a few hundred $ on a lengthy session with Jeff & Bill and they'd all feel much better. They'd be able to discuss how much they got screwed on the divorce, maybe get a slightly embarrassing tattoo, give a few hundred $ to a waitress who looks a bit like a young Dolly Parton then go back to work feeling refreshed.
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 14, 2022 15:36:42 GMT
I played a game of Sniper last night with 'WildWolf854'. He was very keen on wet work, so I joined in.
Highlights: Wolfy running at a soldier head on for some arterial spray and, simultaneously, I shot said soldier in the back - right between the shoulder blades. Unlucky.
I don't think Wolfy was too impressed with the Panzerfaust I fired over his shoulder as yet again, he ran in for the kill. Collateral damage.
Still, a great game with a raving maniac complemented by a murderous loon. 4*
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 14, 2022 15:48:48 GMT
Sheeps!
I just got an email from the nice lads at Sony with an invitation to buy the psvr2 (that I signed up for). Must use between 15th and 18th or no dice. Now that I have to maybe pay for it I'm not sure.. 😬
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 14, 2022 16:06:49 GMT
I got an email yesterday, but it just seemed another chance to sign up. I wasn't offered a chance to pay.
I wouldn't buy it at the moment anyway. I might in February. I've got too many ordinary games to play. And more ordered. Plus there are other things to pay for at the moment.
Edit: I've got the pre-order email now. I bet every sucker who indicated interest has been selected. Do they charge on order rather than delivery?
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 14, 2022 16:32:27 GMT
I don't know. The link activates tomorrow so I'll see then. If it's a nominal fee to put the decision off until just before shipping then I'll do that. If not, I'll need to do some, erm, creative accounting. I suspect it's pay up front in full, like it was for ps5 preorder. Email also says "Have your payment method and address details ready" which suggest full payment too.
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Post by Faceless on Nov 14, 2022 16:42:00 GMT
Is it even possible to not have your address details ready?
Make sure you can pay for it, and that you know where you live
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Post by lazybones on Nov 14, 2022 16:43:05 GMT
hi
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 14, 2022 16:52:31 GMT
Eesh Lazybones. Haaw were the Netherlands Lazybones?
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 14, 2022 17:14:34 GMT
Did you have a shmoke, Dr Bones?
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Post by lazybones on Nov 14, 2022 18:09:52 GMT
Hi! The Netherlands were nice. They are nice. I’m in Rotterdam. I got relakshed, at the festival. Hell of a place. Also got relakshed today, though Rotterdam isn’t quite as conducive, to that state of mind. Get yourselves down to the Cafe Oude Sluice. www.cafedeoudesluis.nl/I’m just in a Eurostar terminal now.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Nov 14, 2022 18:27:01 GMT
I’m just in a Eurostar terminal now. Hmm. Do you remember having a conversation with an inebriated man last night about the cast of 'James Bond '?
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 14, 2022 18:33:42 GMT
It could be Rotterdam or anywhere.
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